Chen Changle said: "It's the same thing anyway, so it's not a big problem."

Tao Yunsheng said: "That's a big problem!"

Chen Changle waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, anyway, we have met again from today, and we have made an appointment to contact us more in the future."

"At two o'clock that night, I was sleeping, and you suddenly called me."

Tao Yunsheng said: "Tonight? Why am I calling you?"

Chen Changle said: "I'm wondering too, hey, Tao Yunsheng? Why are you calling me this late night?"

Chen Changle changed to a different tone and continued, "That Changle, can you come to this forest in the suburbs? I have something to ask you for help?"

Tao Yunsheng said: "What are you doing in the forest?"

Chen Changle said: "What's the matter, Tao'er? Why do you want me to do?"

"That Changle, I was hungry at night and said I went to the refrigerator to find food. After searching around, I found a durian, a handful of bananas, a can of Wangzhi and fermented tofu, and a can of herring. I thought about it and put it all together in the microwave."

Tao Yunsheng said: "It's not that my taste is too heavy!"

Chen Changle said: "I said let's try it. When the maximum heat in the microwave is heated, open the cover and smell it gently - Huh!!!"

"What does it taste like?" Tao Yunsheng said curiously.

Chen Changle said: "It smells so shit! What a guy, the neighbors from several families next to him were choked to wake up at night. They snapped the door crazy and thought I was cooking shit at home!"

"Oh my god, it's so disgusting."

Chen Changle said: "I woke up two hours later. My nose has failed. My house is so smelly that I can't stay anymore. I'll come out for a walk now."

"This stroll has reached the woods here. Suddenly my stomach hurts and I have to relieve my hands. But I didn't expect to forget to bring the paper. I remember to call you."

Tao Yunsheng also said helplessly: "This is too troublesome."

Chen Changle said, "I mean that too. I'm sleepy and come up with an idea. Tao'er, since you're in the woods, you can just grab two handfuls of leaves and wipe them. There's no need to be so particular outside."

Chen Changle learned from Tao Yunsheng, saying, "Changle......No, I am a pine forest!"

“Wait………”

The audience couldn't take back the smile on their faces, and they all followed suit.

Tao Yunsheng said: "Good guy, then rubbing it is equivalent to getting rid of the nail board."

Chen Changle said: "There is no choice. Good brothers and good buddies, I have to go and save me. I will drive to you at night and send you paper."

Tao Yunsheng gave a thumbs up and said, "You are righteous."

Chen Changle said: "I asked casually on the way back after delivering the paper:"

"That Tao'er, you're not young anymore, and you haven't married a wife to take care of you. You're doing it all the time in the middle of the night."

"As soon as you said that, you cried, your tears flowed, and your socks were wet."

Tao Yunsheng said: "How come you feel so sad?"

Chen Changle couldn't help laughing: "I wonder, what's wrong, this is it. I'll find out the reason after asking carefully. I laughed out loud."

Tao Yunsheng said: "I am so sad that I am so sad. Why are you laughing at?"

Chen Changle said: "Actually, you have had a girlfriend and have a good relationship for eight years!"

Tao Yunsheng said: "Oh, is that okay, it means that the relationship is very good."

Chen Changle said: "You think so too. You are already preparing to get married. Who knew that one day you will go on a business trip early and go back to the cottage where the two of you live together to surprise your girlfriend."

"Who would have thought that your girlfriend would dress up in a gorgeous way and wear very simple clothes."

"Very simple clothes?" Tao Yunsheng said curiously.

Chen Changle said: "How to say it, there is a one-centimeter black strap around your neck, and there are a little thorn on it..."

Tao Yunsheng heard it for a long time before he reacted, "It's gone? Just a one-centimeter strapless bra, or around his neck? Then you can see it all?"

Chen Changle said seriously: "You can't say that, you've covered your neck a little, and what's your own wife afraid of?"

Tao Yunsheng said with peace of mind: "That's true, it's at home anyway."

Chen Changle said: "You are fine, but your wife saw you change color and asked why you were back today? Shouldn't it be tomorrow?"

Tao Yunsheng said: "What are you saying? What are you afraid of when I go home one day or one day later."

Chen Changle said: "Yes, your wife thought about it and said: That's OK. Since I happened to be a coincidence today, I'll make you a magic trick."

"Magic???" Tao Yunsheng wondered.

Chen Changle said: "Your wife led you directly to the bedroom, pointed at the quilt and said: Look at it and don't thorn your eyes, below - it's the time to witness miracles!"

"After saying that, I suddenly lifted the quilt and there was a young man inside, naked, holding a leather shoelace in his hand, and greeting you: Hello!!!"

"My God!" Tao Yunsheng said.

Chen Changle said in shock and angrily: "Damn!!!"

"Beat him!!!" Tao Yunsheng said angrily.

Chen Changle said in shock: "Damn why did your magic become? It's so magic!!!"

"You said you didn't tell me before. Are there any taboos in this thing that passes on to men or women... Oh, it's not right, you're a woman."

"Isn't it because I care about what I am? Is my IQ too secondary?" Tao Yunsheng said dumbfounded.

Chen Changle said: "What happened that night and you thought about it, and it was inevitable that you would be a little confused by the authorities at the beginning."

"That's true." Tao Yunsheng nodded.

Chen Changle said seriously: "You have been thinking about it for three years, and I feel it tasted it, and I will go home to find your wife."

"Three years? It's not that my reflex arc is too long!" Tao Yunsheng said.

Chen Changle said: "Wife, I thought about it carefully three years ago, and it wasn't right? That probably didn't change it. There was no white smoke coming out of your bed. Besides, you didn't change him. I still borrowed the taxi fare for him to go out......"

"Your wife smacked her lips and said: Tao Yunsheng, if you have this IQ, let's break up, we are not suitable."

Tao Yunsheng said: "Oh, she took the initiative to break up."

Chen Changle learned: "Before and after you... I have also found a lot of boyfriends, and they are enough to make up a table of mahjong."

"Oh, four boyfriends, that's a lot," said Tao Yunsheng.

Chen Changle waved his hand and said, "No, it's not about people, I mean mahjong plaques."

"What a good guy, more than a hundred people!!!" Tao Yunsheng said dumbfounded.

Chen Changle gave a thumbs up and said, "This is what I have seen before. Later, I broke up and found out that I have been with you for eight years, and of which seven and a half years have been having sex with other men. The eighteenth ex-husband, twenty-two fiancés, forty boyfriends, and thirty-eighth confidant."

Tao Yunsheng said helplessly: "What a guy, this is a set of 100-single-eight generals in Liangshan."

Chen Changle said seriously: "At this time, I couldn't help but think of a song. You fall in love with a wild horse, and your head is covered with grassland~"

"Go!!!" Tao Yun said angrily.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

“Wait………”
Chapter completed!