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Chapter 284: Uniform Mermaid

Chen Changle smiled and said, "That was just a joke. Your father was indeed not a crosstalk, but your grandfather was a crosstalk master. Mr. Hou Baolin, right??? This is my father's father."

Hou Zhen said: "This is right."

Chen Changle said: "But what about me, it's very embarrassing to my dad. My dad's dad is not a crosstalk."

Hou Zhen said: "That's not true. You can also say it well when you learn crosstalk well."

Chen Changle said: "Then don't care!!! I have a simpler way. My father is not a crosstalk. I can recognize a crosstalk person as my godfather!!!" (?°???°)?

Hou Zhen said dumbfoundedly: "Ah??? What are you thinking about directly accepting your godfather??"

Chen Changle said proudly: "I tell you that there is no problem that cannot be solved by accepting godfather. If there is, then recognize more."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

“Wait………”

"Oh, I'll go, this guy's mouth is too damaged!!!"

"Hahaha, I'm excited to death, this is a crazy hint."

"Bald Chen: Why don't you just read my ID number???"

The audience laughed so hard that they were almost crazy about being happy.

On the side, Chen Hansong, who was still next to the law enforcement team of the Cultural Bureau, felt that his blood pressure suddenly increased to 280, and his face instantly turned from red to purple, then from purple to black, and then from black to white, causing the law enforcement team members next to him to marvel at the magic of changing faces.

I don’t know which law enforcement team member couldn’t hold it back for a while, and suddenly chuckled, then quickly pinched his thigh and coughed wildly.

Chen Hansong said viciously with a black face: "Did you laugh again just now??? Why are you laughing???"

Law enforcement team member Wang Jia coughed for a long time, suppressed his smile and said awkwardly: "That...... I suddenly remembered something happy."

Chen Hansong said: "What happy thing??" ('⌒'】メ)

Law enforcement team member Wang Jia: "……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

As soon as he said that, a member of the law enforcement team next to him had his head lowered, but couldn't help laughing.

Chen Hansong turned his head again and said viciously: "Why are you smiling?"

Law enforcement team member B also rubbed his stiff face and said in a deep voice: "I have something happy at home.........My wife has also given birth to a child."

As soon as he said that, the remaining law enforcement team members on the side were almost pinching their legs. They lowered their heads and turned around directly, and their shoulders could not help but tremble wildly.

Chen Hansong's face felt darker and he said angrily: "You two are the same wife?"

Law enforcement team member B responded in a muffled voice: "Yes... yes... uh... uh... ..."

The captain of the law enforcement team grabbed the two and explained: "That wife of both of them...that gave birth to a child on the same day!"

Chen Hansong held his breath and said, "I don't care if it's not the captain and the others. Chen Changle said this on the stage. You don't care if you say this??"

The captain of the law enforcement team said innocently: "It's not Teacher Chen, how can we deal with this? This law does not stipulate that it is illegal to recognize the godfather..."

Law enforcement team members Wang Jia and Wang Yi laughed again.

Chen Hansong shouted directly: Damn, you two bully people too much!!! I have been tolerating you for a long time!!!”

The two of the law enforcement team said in a muffled voice: "That Teacher Chen, our two wives have given birth to children."

Chen Hansong said angrily: "Damn you two are laughing at me, and you have never stopped them before!!!"

The captain of the law enforcement team said righteously: "That Teacher Chen, we have all received professional training. No matter how funny the incident happened, we will not laugh...well...unless we can't help it."

"Teacher Chen, you might as well go back to your seat and continue watching the performance. If there is really something inappropriate about the crosstalk show on the stage, we will immediately stop the performance."

Chen Hansong took a deep breath, feeling dizzy and could no longer stay, so he turned around and ran out of the theater in a hurry.

If he looked back carefully at this time, he would find that the police uncles who were standing straight were already smiling and hugging each other, covering their stomachs with laughter and almost lying on the ground.

The performance on the stage continued, and Chen Changle still talked: "That day I found an opportunity to recognize my godfather. Good guy, a particularly famous crosstalk artist in the mainstream crosstalk world - Are you familiar with Hao Er???"

Hou Zhen touched the tip of his nose awkwardly and said, "It seems that the name seems to have a little impact."

Chen Changle said: "Don't you recognize me? It's the one who wears a lab coat, short hair, big eyes and glasses, who likes to go to the small commodity wholesale market to purchase some 100% authentic foreign brand bags."

"Good guy, go to the small commodity wholesale market to buy brand bags!!! How can it be genuine?? Typically, there is no silver here, three hundred taels." Hou Zhen said.

Chen Changle said: "There is no way. People have a large group of apprentices, so the selection fee must be much, so you have to save some money."

Hou Zhen said: "Listen, it's just a female apprentice..."

Chen Changle said: "That day, I said: Comrade Xiao Shen, come to our house and I will tell you what the elegance and vulgarity of crosstalk is."

"When I thought that's right. When I went over, I saw that I would do something, wouldn't I accept me as my godson? I'll pack up and go there quickly."

Hou Zhen said: "I'll keep it in my mind and be my son."

Chen Changle said proudly: "You don't understand, I'm doing this for the elegance of crosstalk!!!"

"I went there early. I opened the door and looked at it. Wow!!! The couplet posted on the wall has a strong cultural atmosphere!"

Hou Zhen said: "What I wrote is???"

Chen Changle said seriously: "I have been sleeping on the beach for two and a half years, and today I will beat me up and turn over."

"Hiss... I saw that this guy was a turtle!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

“Wait………”

"good!!!"

The audience laughed and cheered and applauded throughout the theater.

Hou Zhen said: "This company may be easy to guess a riddle."

Chen Changle said: "I thought I would have to leave now. A thousand-year-old turtle is 80,000-year-old turtle... This godfather is too long to live, I'm afraid I can't stand him!!!"

Hou Zhen said: "You must be unable to stand him, so you can live."

Chen Changle said: "There is no way since my godfather is not good, I can only find a way out again."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh? What new ideas do you have??"
Chapter completed!
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