From a literal analysis of Gu Yanzhou's words, it was a completely insult to Shao Si's personality. However, when this sentence was combined with his voice, it sounded completely different.

...This is probably the unique advantage of men with good voices.

This sentence turned several times in Shao Si's ears before he realized it. He half sat up and said, "Do you want to break up with friendship?"

"In no mood."

"I was wrong, I apologize."

Gu Yanzhou was quite able to bend and stretch. He walked with his cell phone and said as he greeted several staff members passing by. Then he walked to the corridor window and stopped: "Then may I ask if you have had a meal in the thirty hours that are no different from your burial?"

Shao Si touched his stomach, and Gu Yanzhou didn't say it, but he didn't feel it. When he said it, he felt a little hungry. He thought for a while and said, "...Does Li Ji big fried dumplings count?"

“What meal is this?”

"I think about it," Shao Si was a little confused. "It was probably yesterday's breakfast."

"You are quite capable," Gu Yanzhou's tone was a little subtle. He raised his hand and loosened the buttons of his shirt, with no expression on his face. "You are sleeping like this is no different from being buried."

Shao Si: "What should I say, let me give in?"

...

Finally, Gu Yanzhou left a sentence, "Stay at home, eat something to make your stomach first, and then quit the phone.

Shao Si grabbed the phone and thought: "Is Gu Yanzhou angry?"

Why is he angry?

Shao Si thought he was sleeping well but wasn't angry when he called him on the phone. Where did he get angry?

"I'm really hungry," Shao Si lay down, turned over on the bed, stretched one foot across the bed, exposing his ankle and a small piece of his legs, buried his face in the pillow and muttered to himself, "But I'm too lazy to get out of bed..."

Shao Si had a long struggle in his heart, but in the end he threw Gu Yanzhou's words out of the sky and slept again in a daze.

But this time he couldn't sleep for long. About two hours later, he was woken up by the doorbell again.

Shao Si shrank under the quilt, covered his head with the quilt, resisted tenaciously for two minutes, but in the end he had no choice but to walk out of the bed barefoot. He opened the door and said, "—Who?! The notes posted on the door are invisible, blind..."

As soon as the door opened, Gu Yanzhou stood outside with two insulation boxes.

He was holding a note of A4 size in his hand. The paper was originally posted on the door, with five big words on it: Don't make noise, don't be at home.

Shao Si's voice came to an abrupt end: "Why are you here?"

"Go back and put on your shoes." Gu Yanzhou pointed at Shao Si's naked feet, and then put the insulation box in his hand on the counter at the entrance, "Why are you running barefoot?"

Shao Si was too lazy to go back, so he sat on the sofa, bent his legs, stepped on the sofa, curled up, and looked at him with a squint: "What are you doing here? You don't even say hello, and you'll be a fierce person after you come."

Gu Yanzhou was so angry that he was so angry: "I'm a fierce one?"

Shao Si: "Do you want me to take a mirror to look at you?"

In fact, Gu Yanzhou didn't yell at him or her cold face, but Shao Si just felt that the man in front of him was a little emotional.

……intuition.

Gu Yanzhou was indeed in a state of emotion. He was angry that he didn't know how to take good care of himself. Seeing that he was like that, he knew that he didn't take what he said before to heart. He must have hung up the phone and continued to sleep, so he couldn't care about cushioning his stomach.

Although he had expected this a long time ago, he was still a little angry when he saw it with his own eyes.

However, Shao Si was very comfortable, as if the sky would not move even if it fell. The man was lying on the sofa, and I don’t know how he found such a comfortable position for him. His hair was very messy, and a few strands of hair on his head were still standing high, his collar was loose, his long legs were bent, and he was obviously not awake.

"Okay, I'm so cruel." Gu Yanzhou said all over and over, "Where are your shoes?"

Shao Si squinted his eyes and yawned, and said vaguely: "In a very distant place, don't worry about it."

Gu Yanzhou looked at him with a smile.

Seeing his expression, Shao Si thought that if he had fought with him, he would not be his opponent, so he pointed at the opposite side with his hand: "Bedroom."

Shao Si's house is clean and has a simple decoration style, but there are some things in every room - they are all messy things, lazy sofas, electric couriers, and some unrecognizable things.

"What is this?" Gu Yanzhou couldn't help but lifted the 'sack-shaped' object filled with cotton wool with two fingers.

Shao Si was brushing his teeth in the bathroom. He heard this and poked his head out and took a look, then held his toothbrush in his mouth and said, "The popular sleeping bag, this was sold very popular in Japan in the past few years. How does its advertising slogan say - you can lie down and sleep when you wear it."

Gu Yanzhou loosened his two fingers: "You can buy this kind of thing too?"

"I bought it online, so I read the other slogans and didn't look carefully. I bought four of them in one go. I only realized that I couldn't wear them at all after I bought them," Shao Si organized the language and said without changing his expression, "It's really ugly."

Gu Yanzhou thought to himself: It’s not just ugly, it’s so stupid.

"What about this?" Gu Yanzhou gently kicked the electronic device on the ground with his toes, which was about two feet in size. "I know it is a coherent, why are you putting so much?"

This kind of courier like a large disc can often be seen on the street and in the park. When starting, two taillights flash in the back. As long as people stand up, they can stagger forward automatically.

Shao Si's memories of it were obviously more tragic than those sleeping bags. He brushed his teeth silently for half a minute, then rinsed his mouth, and then replied in a muffled voice: "This is very useful, but it is easy to scratch the floor."

At that time, he made a decision with great difficulty, but in the end reason prevailed. After he found someone to replace the scratched floors, these couriers remained idle in the room.

This is probably what life is, and it will always be different from what you expect.

These things are basically orders he placed at home while on vacation. Although these things under the banner of "lazy artifact" are actually not magical at all, most of them are useless.

Gu Yanzhou leaned against the bathroom door, looked at him washing his face and said, "Why don't you buy a wheelchair?"

After wiping his face, Shao Si hung the towel back to his original position: "I'm not disabled."

"It's like a disabled person." After Gu Yanzhou said that, he looked him up and down: "Your self-positioning is somewhat deviant."

Shao Si lifted his sleeves: "Do you want to fight?"

Finally, Gu Yanzhou pressed the back of his head from behind and pushed him into the restaurant: "Okay, go and have a meal soon. If you don't eat, it's going to be cold."

When Gu Yanzhou entered the door, the two insulation boxes in his hand contained a few meals.

The food was quite in line with his appetite. A while ago, everyone often ate together when they were in the mask crew. Gu Yanzhou knew exactly what Shao Si liked and didn't like to eat.

Picky food, sweet taste.

Although I like spicy food, I can't eat much. Every time I get spicy, I keep drinking water without changing my face. I will stick out my tongue when people are not paying attention.

Shao Si took a few bites and felt something was wrong.

He has never been the kind of person who will be calm in his kindness to others. If he cannot respond, he should not put the relationship between the two on an unequal scale.

It was as if he had taken advantage of someone, and he was particularly annoyed.

Why did the original set of rules fail after this object became Gu Yanzhou? He didn't even directly bombard the person.

Shao Si thought about it... He ate eighty percent full in this meal.

"You are going to record "Brave Forward" in two days?" Gu Yanzhou pulled the screen of his phone twice, then raised his head.

"Forward to Go" is the variety show that Qi Ming took for him, focusing on the adventure of the wild. The basic part is to arrange artists to set up tents and camp in the mountains. There are three teams, each team has a captain. The program team will distribute them the wrong/correct maps, compass, and various necessities to them. They have two days and two nights to travel, and which team comes out first will win.

This is also the most watched variety show.

"Well, the script has been sent." Shao Si put down his chopsticks and said, "I haven't recited it yet."

Shao Si didn't like variety shows before. He seriously suspected that Qi Ming's methods of character design were learned from variety shows. All character designs must be arranged in advance. If the program team wants you to fuck the academic master, you have to memorize the answers in advance when he asked him to make a question. When recording, go up and solve the problem calmly, and the other guests will collectively say "wow" to worship like mentally retarded.

After receiving the reply, Gu Yanzhou nodded and said nothing.

In just two days of rest, Shao Si fell asleep.

Gu Yanzhou would come to deliver food every now and then. He would give it to him once, and Shao Si would transfer the money to him on Alipay.

At first, Gu Yanzhou called directly and asked him in a dangerous tone.

Later, after more times, Gu Yanzhou simply spent time with Shao Si. If you transfer one thousand, I will transfer two thousand to you, and I will transfer you back and forth, and it will be endless.

The daily transfer limit was spent in a few round trips.

Shao Si applied for a ceasefire, but was brutally rejected.

He originally thought that this was over, but who knew that Gu Yanzhou was simply cruel and changed seven or eight of them in a row, and each of them was transferred to him with a limit.

The prompt sound is not played anymore and it keeps dripping.

[Shao Si]: OK! I admit defeat! You won!

However, Gu Yanzhou ignored him and transferred money to him without any fun:

[System prompt: Gu Yanzhou transfers 50,000 yuan to you.]

[System prompt: Gu Yanzhou transfers 50,000 yuan to you.]

[Shao Si]: Cao, You                      !

[System prompt: Gu Yanzhou transfers 50,000 yuan to you.]

【Shao Si】:…

After a few minutes, Gu Yanzhou replied to him:

[Gu Yanzhou]: Will you transfer money to me next time?

【Shao Si】:…

[Shao Si]: You are ruthless.

Finally, Shao Si curled up on the sofa, staring at the hundreds of thousands more in the balance, and fell into deep thought.
To be continued...