Like the lottery(1/2)
After the awkward chat, neither of them spoke any further, which was quite a bit like a "cold war".
Lu Hanxiao drove back to the apartment directly, and Zhou Qiao finally couldn't help asking: "Don't you go to the hospital?"
"I don't have my senior brother there, so I won't go."
"You haven't been discharged from the hospital, and you haven't taken the medicine."
"It's okay, I can't die."
“…”
Zhou Qiao was not happy and whispered: "Love to death."
Lu Hanxiao whistled, "If you don't die, you won't die."
When he got home, Aunt Qi didn't know where he was going, and there was soup in the kitchen. Lu Hanxiao knew it was a pig's thigh bone at the first smell.
He stood in the kitchen for a long time and secretly glanced at Zhou Qiao in the living room. What's going on? He ignored people again. It was so lonely that no one talked about this empty room.
Lu Hanxiao's mind was full of bad ideas. He ran to the stove, found a spoon as a prop, and then started yelling, "Oh my mom!"
No movement?
Raise your voice, "Damn it, hey!"
Zhou Qiao, who was packing things in the living room, paused his movements and glanced at the kitchen helplessly. After hesitating for a long time, she put down her things and decided to see what happened again.
The footsteps are so good! In order to make the scalding effect realistic, Lu Hanxiao decided to uncover the lid of the pot to give him some fairy spirit.
He stretched out his hand, "Damn it! Hot!"
Lu Hanxiao quickly threw it away, and the lid of the pot fell to the ground and broke into three pieces with a "hiss".
Zhou Qiao had already come over, fell into deep thought at the ground, and then raised his head to look at him.
Lu Hanxiao's mouth trembled slightly, and he stretched out his index finger, and he was about to say, "I'm broken."
At this time, the living room was still ringing, and it was the sound of pushing the door.
Aunt Qi shouted happily, "This piece of pork belly is so fat today. After eating it, our family can grow to 1.98 meters. This hen is also quite strong. If we eat chicken legs, we Qiao Qiao will definitely jump around."
When I saw the shoes in the shoe cabinet, I knew that the two were at home. Aunt Qi shouted and came to the kitchen, "Hanxiao, Qiao Qiao, are you at home?"
The word "na" came to a sudden brake in his throat. Aunt Qi looked at the broken porcelain pieces on the ground and was furious, "My cover!"
Lu Hanxiao made both moves and surrendered, "It's my fault, I will compensate you."
Aunt Qi felt so distressed, "This was what I bought in the supermarket last time, and the special price was 9.9 yuan."
"..." Lu Hanxiao's eyes twitched, "That's quite expensive."
Aunt Qi said disgustedly: "I originally wanted to supplement your calcium, but you broke my vagina."
Lu Hanxiao: "I'm sorry for hurting you, I will definitely be good in the future."
Zhou Qiao: "…"
Aunt Qi waved her hand in pain, "Go out and go out, I don't want to dance when I see you in the square dance."
Lu Hanxiao retreated silently to the living room, and a series of discomforts came to a bad mood.
Zhou Qiao looked at his back, wanting to laugh but unable to laugh.
Lu Hanxiao suddenly turned around, "What do you think of me? You'll charge me if you look at me. Don't rely on our familiarity, just take advantage of it. I'm going to take a shower now, and then commit suicide."
Zhou Qiao blinked and was confused by him.
Lu Hanxiao closed the bedroom door proudly and blew up "Love You for 10,000 Years".
Zhou Qiao stood there, laughing at the door panel, not knowing what kind of devil he was, but he followed him and hummed the same song gently.
"Jojo." Aunt Qi suddenly called her.
"Ah? Now." Zhou Qiaoru woke up from a dream, and was as chaotic as if he had done something bad and was caught.
"I'll go out to buy some onions and garlic, and I'll come back later." Aunt Qi said: "By the way, go to the supermarket to see if there is still a pot lid of 9.9 yuan."
"Do you want me to accompany you?"
"No need, keep someone at home. Han Xiao is sick. I'm afraid he can't think of it and commit suicide."
“…”
Aunt Qi, your imagination is also very brilliant.
After the person left, Zhou Qiao was about to go back to the room to read a book. As soon as he sat at the table, there was a knock on the door.
Aunt Qi forgot to get the stuff?
Zhou Qiao quickly walked to open the door, but in the end, a courier in a red uniform stood at the door.
"Is Mr. Lu Hanxiao at home? There is a courier that he needs to sign for."
Zhou Qiao said: "He is taking a shower."
"Wow." The courier's scream was very gentle, with a "I understand" expression.
Wait, how clever are you shaking a few tricks?
"So please help him sign for it?"
A medium-sized carton is a bit heavy when you weigh it.
After Zhou Qiao signed the contract, he entered the house with a cardboard box. After another half an hour, he calculated that it was time to take a shower, but why was there no movement in his house?
Zhou Qiao flipped through the words and looked at the living room from time to time. He remembered Aunt Qi's instructions before leaving, and the more he thought about it, the more he became more and more panicked.
She finally couldn't help it and walked to the door of Lu Hanxiao's bedroom.
"Dongdongdongdongdong."
Three combos, the force penetrates the door panel.
As the door "creaked" unlocked, my heart also fell to the ground.
Lu Hanxiao had just finished bathing incense, his face was wet, and his hair was still dripping, "What's wrong?"
Zhou Qiao said: "Aunt Qi is out."
"Oh." So what?
"She told me before she left and asked me to look at you."
Lu Hanxiao nodded for granted, "It's nothing wrong. After all, he is handsome. It's a blessing for you to take a few more glances."
Zhou Qiao said calmly: "You are thinking too much, Aunt Qi is afraid that you will commit suicide."
Lu Hanxiao: "..."
Zhou Qiao held back his smile, "There is your express delivery outside. I helped sign for it and put it on the table."
"It'll be here so soon." Lu Hanxiao instantly grabbed Zhou Qiao's arm, "Come on, I bought it for you!"
Zhou Qiao was very puzzled, "Buy it for me?"
The carton is square and the notes on the sign are book.
"Wait, I'll give you a five-point positive review first." Lu Hanxiao took out his mobile phone and was very skillful in operating it.
Zhou Qiao was puzzled, "Do you still buy online?"
Lu Hanxiao commented and said, "Is the one who just delivered the express delivery to the door, is he dark in skin, small eyes, and a pair of ears that attract wind?"
Zhou Qiao recalled, well, the description was very appropriate.
"I gave him a red envelope on his mother's 50th birthday." Lu Hanxiao said: "I have sent me express delivery over the years. Five of them got married and three had children. Only he was single. Our marriage status was very similar, so I gave him more favor."
The express delivery has been opened in the time of speaking.
When Zhou Qiao saw it, he was stunned.
Lu Hanxiao took out the book, spread it out one by one, and said proudly: "At your level, it would be a pity not to do a few more sets of simulation questions."
"Ten Years of Study and Examination"
"Previous Questions"
Lu Hanxiao raised his chin and shook the book and said, "From the future, I will prepare a red pen every day, and I will wait to give you a score."
Zhou Qiao: "…"
"What are your eyes? My grandparents gave you to me. I can't let them down." Lu Hanxiao said more and more vigorously. "Have you memorized the words? Have you written the cloze? How many points should I get to read comprehension? Don't put your mind on smallpox on irrelevant people like my senior brother."
The word "Senior Brother" appears a bit more frequently today.
Zhou Qiao's heart was as bright as a mirror, and she didn't point it out, looking at him with a smile.
Lu Hanxiao was a little guilty when she stared at him. He suddenly shut up and picked up the test book and stuffed it to her, "Remember, study hard."
When he returned to the bedroom as if he was escaping, Lu Hanxiao's heart beat hard.
It's over and something is about to overflow, so I have to find something to be distracted.
He picked up his phone, opened WeChat, and sent a "momo" expression to the brother group [the appearance supports our city's sky], and no one replied in five minutes.
To be continued...