Mr. Lu confessed(1/2)
Chen Qinghe came over, "Are you two finished hilarious?"
Lu Hanxiao came to his senses and gave him a look at Killing Qiandao, "It's all your business."
"I don't have moles on my butt, of course it's not my business." Chen Qinghe squatted beside him and put his shoulders on his shoulders. "Xiao'er, I have a business card here, professional mole removal, or painless, do you want it?"
Zhou Qiao's face was dry when he heard this. Lu Hanxiao reached out and punched Chen Qinghe, "You are talking nonsense, what are you talking about here!"
Chen Qinghe looked innocent, "I didn't say anything. Didn't you tell me to pay attention to information about this last time?"
Maybe it was a bragging party, and a few guys were bored to compare who had more moles on their bodies, and they mentioned it just a joke.
"Isn't it just a thigh? Who doesn't have it?" Chen Qinghe was unhappy. "No matter how bad your temper is, he will hit your chest with his little fist."
Lu Hanxiao smiled and cursed, "You can have a little more mother."
"Then I can't catch up with you." Chen Qinghe approached Zhou Qiao again, "My sister Qiao, I have lived with him for so long, have you ever discovered his special hobbies?"
"Get out of you." Lu Hanxiao kicked over and wanted to kick him into the water.
Chen Qinghe has good determination and has not allowed him to succeed. "He especially likes to collect underwear. When he goes on business trips, others bring specialties. He can always buy some varied underwear from some local shops to go home."
“…”
Too privacy, can't stand it!
Zhou Qiao's face was unnatural and he turned his head and caught a fat guy looking at him.
The fat kid was also very suitable for the situation. She grinned at Zhou Qiao, then pinched the fat meat on her belly, "Miss, this is my flesh-colored swimming ring."
Lu Hanxiao, who was standing beside him, wished he could strangle Chen Qinghe to death, and the two big men performed a grappling battle on the shore.
"Damn it, you're too ruthless!" Chen Qinghe's joints were almost hurting when he turned around.
"Aren't you very good at talking? Why? Can you say you can't beat me?"
Chen Qinghe has been in the army for a few years, but she is not a soft boy. When her feet are hooked back, Lu Hanxiao's concentration is unstable and he staggers forward.
"What's wrong with you today? You can joke very well. What's that matter?" Chen Qinghe blocked his iron hook fist, "Sincere! Catch my big bird again!"
Lu Hanxiao hurriedly covered his mouth, "You can make a little louder wave, there is a little fat man next to you. You are still a soldier in the army."
The little fat man with a luxurious flesh-colored swimming ring glared and expressed his anger crisply, "Why do you still say that I am a fat man? Humph, a big bad guy!"
Chen Qinghe smiled so hard that he said to Lu Hanxiao: "I haven't seen you take serious action against me for many years. Just act like he can do it. Do you really want to make me disabled?"
The fuse of this incident was that he brought up the words "underwear" and "fancy" in front of Zhou Qiao.
Lu Hanxiao was annoying, "Your noisy temperament was killed and buried in the ground. You could jump out to perform a grave and dance at the grave at the middle of the night."
Chen Qinghe was so happy that he winked at him, "Xiao'er, don't blame me for not reminding me, stop fighting quickly."
"What are you doing?" Lu Hanxiao disdained, "I haven't beaten up enough yet."
I saw Chen Qinghe approaching and laughing vaguely, "If you move a little more, the whole world will know that you are thrilled."
"!!!" Lu Hanxiao reacted and was immediately embarrassed and guilty.
Chen Qinghe looked very conscious and said in a vocal voice: "Oh, who is this reaction to? Could it be that Xiao Xiang can't help but love me for many years?"
A chill.
Lu Hanxiao instantly withered.
Chen Qinghe: "..."
It turns out that slapping it in the face is so cool.
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Tao Xing came two meters away and was chatting happily with Zhou Qiao.
"You must be familiar with me. After all, I am acting, and there are so many TV series."
Zhou Qiao closed his ears and felt a little embarrassed, "I don't usually watch dramas."
"Then are you watching a movie?"
“British and American dramas are OK.”
Zhou Qiao was wondering, is this a star? Apart from being white, tender and handsome, he has no familiar impression at all.
Although Tao Xinglai is not popular, his psychological adjustment ability is quite strong, and he feels that he can win the Best Actor one day.
This kind of confidence is collectively called inexplicable on the market.
"What is your name Zhou Qiao? Is Qiao Qiao? Is it the bridge of Zhaozhou Bridge?" Tao Xinglai Te can talk, "When talking about Zhaozhou Bridge, I recited this text in elementary school, and the teacher praised me in front of the whole class. I said that my Mandarin sounds very nice, and I will definitely be on CCTV's national ace column at 7 p.m. in the future."
“…”
Then, your teacher who changed his career in fortune telling will definitely go bankrupt one day.
Zhou Qiao smiled politely, "It's not the bridge of the bridge, it's Xiao Qiao's Qiao."
"Aren't that the same? The big and small bridges are all bridges. You are too modest."
Tao Xinglai's brain circuit seems to be different from ordinary people, and he is very enthusiastic. "I heard from Brother Lu Lu that you are preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination. You should also be relaxed. If you want a celebrity's signature photo, you can contact me at any time. By the way, let's add WeChat to each other. I think your skin is very good. If it's okay, we can send voice messages. I will teach you how to grow, teach me how to care for your skin. This is how friendship lives to 10,000 years."
Zhou Qiao thought this person was really fun. He was young and beautiful. It was difficult to find a boy's face with such a small slap. His facial features were so pleasing to the eye.
Tao Xinglai: "You are a postgraduate entrance examination student, which tests your memory. My WeChat account is 137xx. Please save it for yourself."
Zhou Qiao was so funny that she smiled like a flower.
Lu Hanxiao, who was not far away, had his eyes almost on fire.
When did these two get along?! Sitting shoulder to shoulder by the swimming pool, the handsome man and beautiful woman are both young and not old at all!
He glanced for two or three minutes, and vaguely heard the words "WeChat ID" and flew up in anger.
Chen Qinghe was startled, "What are you doing? Lingbo Weibu is the speed!"
Tao Xinglai, who was still immersed in the beautiful longing for friendship, did not notice that danger was approaching.
"Let me tell you, our makeup artist is very awesome. He used to put on makeup for dead people, and his salary was getting high." Halfway through, Tao Xinglai felt someone behind him, so he looked up and said, "Hi, Brother Lu Lu, huh? Your face is so fashionable, it's the most popular grandma gray nowadays."
Lu Hanxiao looked gloomy and smiled coldly with his bracelet in his chest, then raised his right leg and kicked Tao Xinglai's shoulder.
"Oh my mom!"
Tao Xing screamed, and then the water splash "splashed" like the original bullet explosion.
The actor fell into the water and was in a sad mood. He angrily retorted in the wet water, "Brother Lu, you are too criminal, I regret knowing you!"
Zhou Qiao was also startled, "What are you doing?"
Lu Caobao was upset, "Are you questioning me? What qualifications do you have to question your elders? You young people are all frivolous."
Zhou Qiao frowned, "What's wrong with you?"
"And?" Is it true that in your heart, I am a changing and psychopath?
Lu Hanxiao had difficulty explaining this emotional change. He was very uncomfortable, helpless, and had a hint of unwillingness to be angry. These reasons were mixed together and became a mud, and he could not understand the leader.
So he quietly fell silent.
Tao Xinglai, who fell into the water, was not convinced, "Do you know who my brother-in-law is? My brother-in-law is in the society!"
Lu Hanxiao glanced at him indifferently, "Oh, I'm so scared."
Tao Xinglai's eyes were sharp-eyed, and pointed at the door, screaming excitedly: "My brother-in-law! Brother-in-law saves me!"
He Ran was also following a beautiful woman, and the two of them were holding hands to abuse the dog intimately.
After hearing the call, Jian Xi wanted to let go, but was pulled by He Ran, "I want my brother not my husband? Hum?"
Then he waved his hand, said hello to his brothers perfunctorily, and went to a bath with his wife.
"Oh my God, it's too cruel." Tao Xing came to cry.
Chen Qinghe jumped into the water, "Brother Tao, I'll accompany you."
"You are full of muscles, I dislike you." Tao Xing came to swim a few meters away, and I was unhappy today.
Later, a few more friends came and they were all here.
It was still early and the weather was hot. Everyone first drank dumplings in the swimming pool, and they all swam happily.
Lu Hanxiao practiced swimming alone and vowed to regain the dignity of the landlady. He did not speak to Zhou Qiao on his own initiative, but he still leaned against Zhou Qiao. When he swam past her, he deliberately increased his movements and made huge splashes.
Zhou Qiao saw it and smiled in his heart.
This man is so cute that he is foul.
Zhou Qiao looked into the water and swam completely stretched over.
Lu Hanxiao was completely unaware of it and was still practicing the movements hard, "Hey, hey, hey."
Zhou Qiao Wen's voice was close to her, "The angle of legs spreading is too small, so I didn't let go."
Lu Hanxiao suddenly turned around, when did he swim over?
Zhou Qiao turned a blind eye to his coldness and faced him in the water. "You should open your legs a little, otherwise you will feel that your body is very heavy and sinking. Look at me."
She demonstrated her movements and her body was very slender and beautiful.
To be continued...