Lu Hanxiao stood there, his brain was exhausted.

Before Aunt Qi could recover, she pounded her temples with both hands and walked back and forth: "Oh my God."

"Stop shouting, the sky has not collapsed yet." Lu Hanxiao was puzzled.

"Yes, yes, you can't shout, it's useless to shout." Aunt Qi's forehead was consecrated, and a flash of inspiration flashed, "Tomorrow, it's time to buy a local chicken and stew some wolfberry for you to replenish it."

After sending one out, Lu Hanxiao waved to her, "Okay, stew two, one is not enough to eat."

Aunt Qi returned to the bedroom in a daze. Lu Hanxiao's eyes lowered and looked at Zhou Qiao who was still smiling, "Have you been lit with a smile?"

Zhou Qiao couldn't hold it in.

"I can't close it, right? I'll help you." Lu Hanxiao was injured in his face, rolled up his sleeves and came to deal with her, and pinched her arm without hesitation to scratch itch.

Zhou Qiao squatted on the ground and instinctively hid.

Lu Hanxiao pulled her wrist and pulled the person up, "Can you make you laugh enough?"

Too shameless.

Zhou Qiao was fixed on the door panel by him, and the postures of the two of them were quite reliable. Lu Hanxiao was fucking, "Smile, I'm young for ten years, I'll let you be less qualified to pass June 1st."

But soon, the two of them became as quiet as snow.

Zhou Qiao was pressed by her, and this was the legendary wall pounding. This face was too close, and both of them were almost touching the tip of their noses.

Itchy, itchy.

Lu Hanxiao quickly let go and touched his nose unnaturally.

Zhou Qiao's eyes were also a little confused, and he added, "Stop touching, your nose has not fallen."

Lu Hanxiao's movement stopped and met her sight again. He met for two seconds. With a "puff" sound, the two laughed out loud at the same time.

Aunt Qi's midnight snack was still steaming on the table. The wontons she made in the morning were filled with cabbage and corn kernels. Lu Hanxiao stuffed them into two pieces in one mouthful, and this dance hurt his vitality.

"If Aunt Qi hadn't danced too ugly, I wouldn't have been impressed." Lu Hanxiao explained while eating, "That's right. I read a book in the bedroom and thought something was wrong. Is Aunt Qi lacking the talent for dancing, or is the movement itself difficult?"

Zhou Qiao listened quietly to him pretending.

"I put down the book and jumped up and it was an orchid finger." Lu Hanxiao continued: "As the song gradually reached its climax, I seemed to smell the scent of jasmine. I couldn't stand it. It was so exciting. The fragrance made me open my arms and I became a golden rooster independent. I happened to be seen by you - this is how my heart journey is."

Zhou Qiao chewed slowly, then put down the soup spoon, raised his head and asked, "What book are you reading?"

"Hmm?" The center of gravity of this question was not right. Lu Hanxiao blinked, "Brain teaser."

Zhou Qiao didn't swallow a mouthful of wontons and coughed suddenly.

"Hey, what's going on? Drink water quickly and eat too quickly will cause rheumatism." Lu Hanxiao pushed the water cup, "Sharp turns seem unreliable, but in fact, it is an extension of reverse thinking. It's no harm when you look at it occasionally."

Zhou Qiao was confused.

"Let me give an example." Teacher Lu's class started, "Look at my current expression, what is it?"

Zhou Qiao said honestly: "I'm angry."

"Yes, I'm so angry." Lu Hanxiao frowned and glared. That style could go to heaven.

So? You old man want to express it?

"I'm asking now, guess why I'm angry." Lu Hanxiao lowered his voice and deliberately put his face closer.

Zhou Qiao was not sure, so he picked up the spoon and thought while eating wontons.

Dance is so awkward that I want to cry?

Think you're too stupid?

Zhou Qiao shook his head and looked at him, "I don't know."

Lu Hanxiao pointed to his mind and "Use reverse thinking like sharp turns to solve the problem."

Zhou Qiao still shook his head and asked in cooperation: "What is the answer?"

"I'm angry because," Lu Hanxiao slapped the table with both hands, and a muffled bang, his tone was octave higher, "I'm so angry, how could I look so beautiful!"

With a "clang", Zhou Qiao's spoon was not held firmly and smashed into the bowl. The soup overflowed and a few drops splashed into Lu Hanxiao's eyes.

"Oh, hey, my god!" Lu Hanxiao shouted uncomfortable, "Hitting eyes."

When Zhou Qiao saw that it was bad, he quickly handed him the paper and said, "Don't move, I'll twist the towel for you."

She ran into the bathroom quickly, made a basin of cold water, and handed it to him half dry. She said, "Wipe it quickly."

Lu Hanxiao was paralyzed and leaned against the back of the chair, closed his eyes and hummed, "Help me, I can't see anything. I'm so bad that I'll get cataracts and may even be blind."

The scoundrel is a bit too much.

Zhou Qiao held back and stood in front of him, bent down slightly, and his movements were very light.

He was thrust by the coldness, and Lu Hanxiao shook smartly and opened his eyes instantly, "Oh, okay! Sister Xiao Qiao, you're so happy."

Zhou Qiao: "…"

Can you stuff a towel into your mouth?

Lu Han continued to eat wontons with joy. After making enough trouble, he finally stopped talking nonsense and started talking about serious matters.

"The tutor you want to follow is Old Man Li, right?"

Zhou Qiao nodded, "Yes."

"You are smart, and you can see that I'm accumulating games for you tonight and letting you play mahjong, just to give the old man a general impression of you." Lu Hanxiao said: "He is a practical person and does not like to focus on theoretical research, so when you re-examination, pay attention to the method to suit his preferences."

Zhou Qiao didn't understand very well, "So what he liked?"

"Let me give an example." Lu Hanxiao cleared his throat.

Wait, are you going to give an example again?

Zhou Qiao took a deep breath and was mentally prepared first.

Lu Hanxiao thought about it and said, "Let's take stock trading as an example."

“???”

Mr. Lu’s class is starting again.

"If you want to make money, it is the basic condition to choose a good potential stock. So, what is a potential stock."

Lu Hanxiao's voice was slow and his fingers buckled the desktop.

"First of all, the name is very important. You can't be too discouraged in stock names. For example, what tcl is, it can be considered 'too bad' at first glance. It's hard to become a great person if you are not lucky. There is also Chongqing Beer. Look at its abbreviation cqpj. Isn't this obvious a hooligan? Going out to prostitute J, it's not advisable to have a bad view."

Zhou Qiao thought to himself, only you can think about this.

"And this China Life Insurance. Damn, human and beast, can you expect things with human faces and beasts to make money?" Lu Hanxiao shook his head, "It's a trick you've never discussed."

Zhou Qiao thought about it carefully, it seems that there is still some truth in nonsense metaphysics.

So he asked, "How should I choose?"

"Of course you have to be a mighty and domineering name." Lu Hanxiao broke up his fingers.

"For example, the Yellow River Tornado, which is known as the motherland's mother river, also has its own Thomas propeller whirlwind effect, which is strong at first glance. Oh, of course, it also depends on the situation. For example, China Heavy Industry is not suitable. It is too heavy and cannot rise."

Zhou Qiao was so happy that he was holding his chin with his hands, and he was a little fascinated by hearing it.

She asked curiously: "Have your company been listed?"

"It's up." Lu Hanxiao was proud, "That K-line chart, the increase is even better than you."

Zhou Qiao was stunned, flirting with her?

Change the topic quickly. Since you have such research on stock names, then ask: "What is the name of your company's stock?"

Lu Hanxiao's face was full of fashion, "lbb."

Zhou Qiao didn't react, "Is it in English? Is it an abbreviation?"

"Yes." Lu Hanxiao raised his eyebrows, "Baby Lu."

The baby wanted to cry after hearing this!

Zhou Qiao leaned on the table, smiling so hard that she couldn't stand up.

Lu Hanxiao knocked on the table, "What are you doing? You discriminate against those surnamed Lu or against your baby? I'm teaching you experience!"

Zhou Qiao held back, "Okay, okay, you continue."

"If you get the stock name, just click it to see how it goes up and down." Lu Hanxiao said: "That kind of trend is like a drug-killing, and it will definitely be eliminated. This kind of stock will go crazy and your relatives will not recognize it."

Well, it makes sense.

"The stock that is gentle and gentle, like the Sichuan Basin, buy in one word." Lu Hanxiao said: "It is a typical ready to go, and can turn from the Sichuan Basin to Everest."

Everest: Get out of here.

Ah, the topic seems to be a bit far.

Lu Hanxiao returned to the topic, "Professor Li, he is a student who loves combining theory and practice. Remember, when you answer his questions in the future, you should use the parallel sentences, metaphor sentences, and flashbacks. Add a little more famous sayings from Lu Xun, and be sure to turn him into Alzheimer's disease."

Zhou Qiao: "…"
To be continued...