Ding Peng really didn't want to cheat his baby.

He just wanted to get a hairstyle for the little guy and be photographed.

Who would have thought that the barber gave the little guy a wifi signal-shaped hairstyle?

He thought Ding Li was speechless enough, but who knew that Xiang Cheng then directly gave Xiang Qiang a 4G signal-shaped hairstyle after seeing it.

Just as this hairstyle goes out, there is no need to introduce it at all. Others can tell at a glance that it is either a brother or a cousin.

Zhao Fang was going to divorce Xiang Cheng for this matter, so she called Ding Peng directly to file a lawsuit.

"Okay, don't blame Xiang Cheng." Ding Peng rubbed his forehead and said.

"Why don't you blame him? A good child made a joke, and he thought it was a toy doll."

"...I really don't blame him. I just took Ding Li to get a haircut. The barber gave him a wifi signal-shaped hairstyle. I happened to meet Xiang Cheng. I guess he also made these cousins ​​closer and got him two 4G signal-shaped hairstyles."

"......Puff~~Hahaha...Brother-in-law, you two...Oh, I'm so hilarious, that's a child, how can you play like this? Fortunately, the child is young, if he is sensible, the two children will probably not dare to go out."

"It was purely an accident." Ding Peng said: "Okay, Xiang Cheng was wronged."

After hearing Ding Peng's explanation, Zhao Fang was no longer arguing.

Xiang Cheng's phone call came in a while.

"Brother-in-law, thank you."

Ding Peng said angrily: "What are you thanking? Are you not a wifi? How do you get 4G?"

"I...hahaha, stop talking, I will never do this again."

"In the future? If you do this again, believe it or not, wait until you get old and your child gets you a bad signal hairstyle?"

"Hahaha......"

After talking to Xiang Cheng for a while, Ding Peng hung up his phone and then began to teach Ding Li's children's songs.

Ding Peng had too many children's songs in his mind, so he finally picked them for a long time.

It cannot be too difficult. Ding Li will definitely not be able to learn it. It is best to do it like a little mouse on the lampstand and wait until it slowly increases the difficulty.

After choosing for a long time, this guy chose a song to pull radish.

"Come on, son, dad, can you pick up radishes?" Ding Peng ran to the kitchen to get a carrot and gestured.

Ding Li stretched out his hand and asked the carrot over, saying, "Carrots and radishes..."

"Radish, not carrots."

"radish."

"Yes, yes, come on, dad, can you learn something, okay?"

Ding Peng was like a big-tailed wolf dealing with Little Red Riding Hood, induced him step by step.

Ding Li was playing with the radish in his hand, and Ding Peng began to sing: "Pick up the radish, pull up the radish, hey, pull up the radish, hey, can't pull it, old lady, come quickly, come and help us pull up the radish..."

“…”

After this guy finished singing, he saw his son looking at him with carrots in both hands, and then started giggling.

Don't learn!

Ding Peng was so depressed that he thought for a while, then turned his eyes and said, "I have it, wait for my dad on the sofa for a while."

As he said that, this guy went straight to his house, closed the door, took out his phone, turned on the camera function, selected the video function, and then sat on the bed and sang while recording.

He knew that if he asked himself to teach him over and over again, he would probably not be able to learn even if he was tired and vomited blood, so he recorded it directly and posted it for him to learn it himself. If he didn't do it once, he would do it twice, and if he didn't do it twice, he would do it three times. If he didn't do it too many times, he would have to know it even if he didn't.

Children's songs themselves are not long, just a little longer than a minute, and a few dozen seconds shorter.

Ding Peng soon recorded it, and then this guy read it twice and felt very satisfied. In fact, most of the nursery rhymes are tone in one tone, which is not difficult. It mainly lies in the lyrics. The lyrics should be educational and let children learn more knowledge by remembering these lyrics.

Another thing is to try to be catchy, which is mainly beneficial to children's memory.

Even if there is no systematic help, Ding Peng will have a few children's songs, but now it will be better if you sing them systematically.

I felt satisfied, and then he watched the nursery rhymes of this world in Ku Niu Music. Not to mention, although some are not bad, they are indeed a little different from the nursery rhymes of that world. Some are very long, some are long sentences, and some are a little awkward when he sang them.

"It's better."

Ding Peng played the recorded one again and came out of the house.

As a result, Ding Peng was stunned after he came out.

"Damn, where is my son?"

Well, Ding Li is gone.

Ding Peng felt his blood pressure suddenly so he quickly turned around and looked at the door. Seeing that it was closed, he was only a little more careful.

"Son." Ding Peng shouted.

No one agreed.

Ding Peng hurried to the other end of the sofa to take a look, but there was no.

I ran to the bathroom to check it out, but there wasn't.

This guy is really panicked.

"dad."

Suddenly, Ding Peng heard something in the kitchen, so the guy hurried over and ended up breaking down as soon as he saw it.

Ding Li's hands and face were covered with sticky face, and the kitchen trash can was poured on the ground, and the kitchen garbage inside was pulled out by the little guy.

That's not all, the carrot is also in a pile of sticky garbage. The key is that a piece of the carrot has been eaten.

Seeing this scene, Ding Peng almost fainted.

"Damn it, the child is really afraid of sudden quietness. You don't know what kind of tricks you might be taller than you," Ding Peng said to himself.

He put his phone on, came to Ding Li and squatted down, looked at the little guy's dirty look, reached out and gently scraped Ding Li's little nose, and said with a tense face: "Have you had fun?"

Ding Li raised his two little hands and said, "Dad, hug me."

Ding Peng: "...I'll hold you, hurry up and take a shower."

He pulled Ding Li and walked out, but the little guy didn't leave yet. His hands were slippery and he broke free from Ding Peng's hand. He turned around and came to the trash can, bent down and picked up the carrot with garbage, and a bite was just a click.

Ding Peng: "...spray it out, you spit it out for me!"

This guy is going crazy. I didn't find Ding Li so fucked before. Today, only the father and the other two are at home. Is he completely letting himself go? It's going to be a big deal.

Ding Peng hurriedly ran over and reached his hand to Ding Li's mouth, making him vomit.

As a result, Ding Li thought his father was playing with him, so the little guy giggled and turned around and ran away.

Ding Peng grabbed it with one hand, and regardless of whether it was dirty or not, he directly snatched it into the little guy's mouth with his hands.

Children themselves cannot eat raw radish, let alone the dirty things are too small, so the stomach and intestines don’t want it anymore, right?

He was squeezing, and the little guy was giggling and shaking his head to stop him from squeezing.

Ding Peng exploded in anger and shouted: "Don't move, vomit it quickly, you will have diarrhea."

Ding Li was yelled for a moment, and the little guy stopped moving, but just swallowed the radish in his mouth.

Ding Peng: "..."

This guy was completely out of temper. He snatched the carrots in Ding Li's hand and threw them into the trash can, then grabbed the little guy and entered the bathroom.

Half an hour later, Ding Li washed clean, changed into clean clothes and came out, and then...and ran into the kitchen again.

Ding Peng: "..."

The guy rushed up steadily, picked up the little guy directly, and then hurriedly closed the kitchen door, slapped the little guy in the butt.

"Little bastard, the wifi speed on your head is faster, right? If you don't be honest, I will change it to 3G next time."
Chapter completed!