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32 Tang Zhe's Happy Life (Down with Doi Yuan)

"Happiness is not how big your house is, but how beautiful the laughter in the house is."

After a not-so-harmonious date, Nian Yang returned home with the burdened Tang Zhe.

After taking a shower and watching TV for a while, Nian Yang returned to the room on his own. Tang Zhe watched Nian Yang walk into his room pitifully and ignore him.

Half a dream and half awake, Nian Yang vaguely heard a sound in the room. After a while, Tang Zhe limped to Nian Yang's bed, then carefully lay down, and turned over and hugged Nian Yang who was wrapped in a thick quilt.

Nian Yang suddenly woke up and realized that the rustling sound just now was made by Tang Zhe. So Nian Yang said in a lazy voice: "What are you doing!"

Tang Zhe said, "Sleep with you!"

Nian Yang: "I will definitely remember to lock the door next time!"

Tang Zhe: "Don't! Nianyang, do you know? I was really touched today!"

After saying that, Tang Zhe gently kissed Nian Yang on his hair, then leaned his chin on Nian Yang's head.

Nian Yang said nothing and let Tang Zhe hold him like this.

After that, there was a silence in the room, and then Nian Yang asked in a low voice: "Tang Zhe, aren't you cold?"

Tang Zhe: "There's a little!"

Nian Yang: "Then you won't get into the bed."

Suddenly, Tang Zhe laughed out loud and crawled into Nian Yang's bed at a speed that was lightning speed.

Nian Yang was too lazy to pay attention to Tang Zhe, but he always felt a little like he was attracting a wolf into the house.

After Tang Zhe got into Nian Yang's quilt in a few seconds, he changed his posture and lay flat like Nian Yang.

There were only slight breathing sounds from each other in the dark room. After a few minutes, Tang Zhe asked in a low voice: "Niannian, have you been asleep!"

Nian Yang: "Yes!"

Tang Zhe: "I'm really excited, do you know! This is the first time you took the initiative to let me sleep with you."

Nian Yang: "Yeah..."

Tang Zhe: "Niannian, let me ask you something!"

Nian Yang: "Yeah..."

Tang Zhe: "Why haven't I met you for so long?!"

Nian Yang: "Yeah..."

In the night, under the quilt, Tang Zhe stretched out his evil little hand to Nian Yang's private position. Nian Yang was half asleep and half awake, and was also recalling what Tang Zhe had just said. "Why haven't you seen you make trouble!" "Make trouble!" What's the matter!

Suddenly, Nian Yang seemed to have thought of something! At this time, Tang Zhe's little hand also happened to touch Nian Yang's private position.

So, with conditioned reflex, Nian Yang lifted up his hand at an extremely fast speed and slapped Tang Zhe's hand. Only a crisp sound could be heard from the quilt. Nian Yang woke up halfway and said, "Tang Zhe, your second uncle!"

After another silence, Tang Zhe slowly said, "Niannian, I just want to touch it."

Seeing that Nian Yang did not respond, Tang Zhe held Nian Yang's hand with his own hand and said, "Don't I miss you too much!"

Nian Yang pulled his hand out of Tang Zhe's hand with force, and then whispered: "Don't touch me with your hand, you're so slutty!"

At night, the world was quietly invaded with darker pigments. The night wind outside the window slowly blew the only yellow leaves on the treetops. The leaves rubbed against each other, making a "rustling" sound, but these sounds were too subtle, so subtle that they were shattered again when blown by the wind.

Once upon a time, it was like this. They still had two people who didn't know each other, either lying alone on the bed or next to someone. The past was finally over. Now, Tang Zhe was lying on Nian Yang's bed, Nian Yang was lying beside Tang Zhe. Although they could not do anything, the body temperature of the two gradually melted together and turned into the same temperature.

During the period when Tang Zhe was recovering from his injuries, Nian Yang rarely went to bars, and even if he went there, he would not stay for too long. Taking care of Tang Zhe seemed to be a good reason for Nian Yang to be lazy. However, gradually Nian Yang was no longer concerned about his depraved behavior.

Of course, there will inevitably be conflicts between the two people. Take Tang Zhe’s idle shopping every day during her recovery period. Tang Zhe’s online shopping skills can be described as shocking, so that in a short time, the security guards at the entrance of the community, the couriers from various express companies who deliver express delivery to the community, the aunts of the neighborhood committee, and the aunts who pick up cardboard boxes in the community all remembered the name "Tang Zhe".

Every time Nian Yang went downstairs to pick up the express delivery for Tang Zhe, he would have the following conversation with them.

The security guard downstairs: "I'm here to pick up the express delivery for your cousin again!"

Nian Yang: "Yes!"

The security guard downstairs: "I guess you'd better wait a little longer! There are two express delivery companies that have not been delivered today! Otherwise you have to go there!"

Nian Yang cursed in his heart: Damn!

Security guard downstairs: "Have you brought a big bag?"

Nian Yang: "I brought a big tote bag!"

The security guard downstairs: "I guess it's a bit difficult today!"

Nian Yang: "What, is it..."

The security guard downstairs: "Tang Zhe's packages are picked out and put them there! Take a look!" He pointed to a corner of the security room and said strangely.

Nian Yang glanced at it, sure enough! In that corner, Tang Zhe's packages were piled up like hills. Then they all opened their shrew-like mouths and called to Nian Yang, "Come on! Come on! Take us home! Take us home!" Nian Yang showed a "heart-wrenching" smile: "Tang Zhe, I'll cum your uncle!"

On the way home, I met an aunt picking up a cardboard box:

Auntie: "Young man is you again!"

Nian Yang: "Hey! Auntie!"

Auntie: "Give me the cardboard box you don't want!"

Nian Yang: "Okay! Auntie!"

Since Tang Zhe's leg broke, Nian Yang would have to transport express delivery from the security room on the first floor to his home on the third floor with manpower. The most annoying thing is that Tang Zhe sells things in a very complicated way, ranging from lighters to large wardrobes. Let's talk about the time Tang Zhe bought a large wardrobe online!

When Tang Zhe's wardrobe was delivered, he kept blocking the door of the security room. In the end, the security guards had no choice but to call Nian Yang to come down and move the wardrobe home. Nian Yang saw the wardrobe that was taller than him, and he wanted to die. In the end, he successfully moved the wardrobe home with the help of two enthusiastic security guards.

When Tang Zhe saw Nian Yang and the others carrying the wardrobe in, he asked happily: "Is this the wardrobe I bought? Why did it arrive so soon? Come on, help me move to my small room, it's inconvenient for my legs and feet!"

The two security guards were honest and didn't say anything, but Nian Yang felt that he was about to be furious by Tang Zhe. After the security guards left, Nian Yang was no longer concerned about the injury on Tang Zhe's leg. He directly pressed Tang Zhe on the sofa, then took off his slippers and pointed at Tang Zhe's nose and cursed: "Tang Zhe, I'm your uncle! If you dare to buy things online again, I'll castrate you. Do you believe it?"

Tang Zhe used his hand to push Nian Yang's slippers away from his nose, and then said, "I castrated you, will you feel uncomfortable in the future?"

Nian Yang burst out. He patted the slippers on Tang Zhe's butt, and then prepared to pinch Tang Zhe's waist. But who would have thought that Tang Zhe took advantage of his larger size and turned over and pressed Nian Yang under him. Then he stroked Nian Yang's handsome face with one hand and said, "Nian Nian, I forgot to tell you just now! I just completed a particularly romantic thing!"

Nian Yang: "It's all my business!"

Tang Zhe: "I just cleared all your purchase cars. There are three shopping software in total, and it seems like there are a lot of things!"

Nian Yang: "Tang Zhe! You are my uncle!"

Tang Zhe: "Actually, I want to be your husband more."

Finally, Nian Yang rose up to resist and fought with Tang Zhou on the sofa. Nian Yang was really angry. He seized the opportunity to grab Tang Zhe's ears and refused to let go. However, Tang Zhe still smiled and used the reason for attack to steal Nian Yang's tofu.

A few more days passed, and when Nian Yang took Tang Zhe to the hospital for a follow-up examination, he received a piece of news that excited him.

On the day of taking the plaster, the doctor pulled Tang Zhe to another small room without saying a word, picked up a small hammer and knocked off the plaster on Tang Zhe's leg. Since the doctor only told Nian Yang that Tang Zhe had recovered well and could remove the plaster, Tang Zhe still looked confused when he saw the doctor's behavior.

Tang Zhe: "Doctor, what are you doing! My plaster is expensive and you will knock it and you will accompany me."

The doctor looked like he ate a fly: "Your legs can no longer use plaster, don't you know!"

Tang Zhe: "Does there be? Why don't I feel it?"

Doctor: I'm too lazy to explain to you.

After taking off the plaster, Tang Zhe could only barely walk with his right foot, so every day he went to the express delivery downstairs and was still the only one who was alone! Every day when he saw Tang Zhe lying on the sofa like an old man, Nian Yang felt so angry that he was not angry.

Tang Zhe continued to squander his time by buying things online. Later, Tang Zhe was no longer satisfied with buying things from others, and he also bought a lot of dog clothes, dog food, teething snacks, etc. for Dabao.

Later, Tang Zhe became even more aggressive and began to order takeout online, such as braised chicken feet, duck necks, chicken wings, braised crayfish, and braised pig trotters! Gradually, Nian Yang became decadent, and he no longer cared about Tang Zhe's online shopping. Every time the security guard asked for a courier, he would pick it up. What could he do? He was also a scoundrel. Tang Zhe was the one who went in and out of the right ear. In addition, the takeout ordered by Tang Zhe was quite delicious!

Another night, Tang Zhe lay on Nian Yang's thigh and said, "Nian Nian I'm hungry. I just saw someone selling European lobsters online. I want to eat them." As Tang Zhe said that, he handed Nian Yang the photo of the prawns.

After seeing it, Nian Yang asked, "How much is it!"

Tang Zhe: "Ten thousand!"

Nian Yang: "Tang Zhe, do you know what words are most suitable to describe you!"

Tang Zhe: ‘What word!’

Nian Yang: "The rich can no longer summarize your behavior well, but it is more appropriate to have a fat and round land."

As he said that, Nian Yang reached out and pinched a piece of fat on Tang Zhe's belly, looking at him with disgust.

Tang Zhe turned over and sat up, pinched Nian Yang's cheek with both hands and said, "So too!"

Sure enough, Nian Yang touched his face and pinched his waist. He has gained weight in the past ten days!

The evil mouth, the evil takeaway, the evil snacks, the evil mobile phone, the evil earth is rich and round.

Nian Yang: "Tang Zhe, I want to defeat you, the rich and magnificent land, and I will go to work from tomorrow."

Tang Zhe: "Nianyang, I like the nickname 'Tu Feiyuan'!"

Nian Yang: "Didn't you say you like the nickname 'bathing maniac'!"

Tang Zhe: "Everyone likes it!"

Nian Yang: "By the way, when did you last scrub your bath!"

Tang Zhe: "Forgot!"

Nian Yang: "You beast."
Chapter completed!
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