5. Annoying Tang Zhe (you bath maniac)
Nian Yang and Tang Zhe bought roast duck and found another place to have dinner. It was originally quite early when they left the hospital, but it was almost evening when they arrived at Nian Yang's house.
No one lives in three days, but Nianyang's family is also very clean, without a trace of dust, as if someone has carefully sorted it out at all times. In fact, this is due to Nianyang. It is a good habit of cleaning up if you have something to do. It is not a quirk, it is just a problem that comes from idle things and idle things.
As soon as he got home, Tang Zhe yelled Nian Yang to lend him clean clothes. Tang Zhe's clothes were not drunk for almost three days that night. Although they were not smelly, Tang Zhe had some more or less a bit of it.
When Tang Zhe yelled, Nian Yang realized that he didn't care before. Although he could wash normally in the hospital, he couldn't take a bath. He could go home to take a shower and change clothes every night after get off work, but Tang Zhe, let alone take a bath, even changing clothes, wouldn't be so inappropriate.
"You haven't taken a shower in three days!" Nian Yang asked.
Tang Zhe lay on the sofa of Nianyang's house, and while playing with Nianyang's husky pillow, he said leisurely: "No, plus there were four days before we first met."
"Then, what about brushing your teeth and washing your face?" Nian Yang asked again.
"You didn't buy me a towel or toothbrush." Tang Zhe replied indifferently.
"Uh~~"
"Ah! Tang Zhe, your uncle, don't lie on my sofa and go take a shower." Nian Yang burst out instantly, staring at the sloppy Tang Zhe with wide eyes. Although he cleaned up because he had something to do or not, Nian Yang was also a very clean person. He thought that Tang Zhe, who had been with him for three days, hadn't taken a shower for several days and hadn't even washed his face, and felt uncomfortable all over.
Tang Zhe was so scared that he looked cute. He hugged Nian Yang and blinked his little eyes at a loss.
"Where...where should I wash..." Tang Zhe asked.
"There is also a bathroom in the guest room." Nian Yang said.
“Where?”
"Over there!"
Under Nian Yang's words, Tang Zhe carefully hid in the bathroom with his clothes in his arms. He kept muttering in his heart, "Didn't I take a shower in just a few days? We sat so close before, you didn't even see you dislike me, oh, now you dislike me again, look like you die. Hum..."
Only after the sound of flowing water came from the bathroom in the guest room, Nianyang felt much more relaxed.
So he also went to the balcony to take off his dry clothes and went into his room to take a shower. After all, he still had to go to work later.
But before Nian Yang finished taking off his shirt, Tang Zhe shouted like a pig slaughtering sound from the guest room.
"Nianyang, do you have a towel?"
Nian Yang hesitated for a moment and said, "It should be in the cabinet and look for it yourself."
Tang Zhe: "That, Nianyang, do you have shower gel?"
Nian Yang: "If you have new ones, take them on the cabinet and take them yourself."
Tang Zhe: "That, Nian Yang, is that toothpaste available?"
Nian Yang: "Just in the cabinet, didn't you see it just now?"
Tang Zhe: "Where is the toothbrush?"
Nian Yang: "There is a box of new ones next to the toothpaste."
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Tang Zhe: "Nianyang, are you taking a bath too?"
Nian Yang: "Yes!"
Tang Zhe: "Nianyang, that, do you have soap at home?"
Nian Yang: "No!!!"
Tang Zhe: "Nianyang, the water here is too hot."
"Nianyang, your shower gel is made of orange smell, I like it very much."
"Nian Yang..."
"What the hell do you want to do!" Nian Yang roared angrily. Nian Yang's voice passed through several layers of walls and reached Tang Zhe's ears clearly.
You said that Tang Zhe was also cute. In less than ten minutes, he called Nian Yang for less than twenty times. At the beginning, there were some questions that needed to be answered, but the later it became less and less clear. It felt like he was deliberately playing with you and teasing you.
"Well, I just want to ask if you have finished washing." Obviously, Tang Zhe did not take Nian Yang's anger seriously at all, and kept doing whatever he wanted. The water spurted out from the shower was sprinkled on the red fruit of Tang Zhe. While Tang Zhe was holding foam on his body, he couldn't help but imagine what Nian Yang looked like when he was taking a bath. It was not his vulgarity, but he was just curious, yes, just curious, so he kept calling Nian Yang, and wanted to hear Nian Yang's soft voice, comfort, happiness, and beauty.
Nian Yang decided to ignore all Tang Zhe's shouts as barking, otherwise he would have to put on his nose and shout without playing.
"Nian Yang, why don't you talk anymore!"
"Nianyang...Niannian...Xiao Niannian..."
After taking a shower, Nian Yang wiped his hair while reflecting that it would not be the biggest mistake he had made in his life if he kindly took Tang Zhe in. Whenever Tang Zhe started to get sick, Nian Yang wanted to kill him countless times. When he bought roast duck, it was the same when he was taking a shower.
But calm down and think about it, who told me to pretend to be good people and make up mango milkshakes, otherwise I wouldn’t know Tang Zhe, nor would I be stuck with him by him. Damn it... In the future, someone would just throw it out of the bar, otherwise I would make me doubt my life countless times like I knew Tang Zhe.
Nian Yang folded the wet towels and put them neatly on the towel rack. He took off his bathrobe to reveal the body that Tang Zhe had been dreaming about. It was white and without a trace of excess flesh. It seemed that everything was developing just right, like a budding pink rose.
It seems that a person's life is a story book that has been completed. Once he is born, we will involuntarily live according to the narrative in the book, where we should meet people. Perhaps, in the future, Nian Yang will still meet many drunk people, many people who make him love and hate, but he will never meet someone named Tang Zhe who will keep annoyed him!
Nian Yang put on his clothes and planned to go to the bar. As soon as he left the room, he heard the barking of the dog from Tang Zhe in the guest room: "Nian Yang, are you going to the bar?"
Nian Yang originally planned to ignore him, but after thinking about it, he had to tell him that he was not. So he nodded loudly.
"Wait, wait for me, I want to go too." Tang Zhe said leisurely.
"Well, then you can hurry up." Nian Yang said hesitantly for a moment.
Tang Zhe also wants to go to the bar, but Nian Yang still doesn't reject it. After all, he is a young man and loves to play. It's understandable that he loves to be lively. If he doesn't let him go, he probably has to say that someone has abused him.
After ten...
Nian Yang: "Tang Zhe, have you washed it?"
Tang Zhe: "Well, I feel like I haven't washed it yet. Please wait for me."
Ten minutes later...
Nian Yang: "Tang Zhe, have you washed it thoroughly?"
Tang Zhe: "Wait for me a little longer."
Five minutes later...
Nian Yang: "Tang Zhe, your uncle, if you don't come out again, you can die by yourself!"
Tang Zhe: "That, Niannian, give me another three minutes, it's only three minutes."
Nian Yang leaned against the door frame and had to wait for Tang Zhe.
Finally, three minutes later, Tang Zhe walked out wearing Nian Yang's clothes, as if he was a little anxious. The water on his hair had not dried yet. The crystal droplets of water flowed down his hair and dripped on his neck. His slightly rosy face after taking a shower made his eyes look at Nian Yang very ambiguous. Such a big boy who had just emerged from the water stood in front of Nian Yang very well, and from time to time emitted an orange fragrance. Nian Yang swallowed and smiled unkindly.
Tang Zhe: "It's OK!"
Nian Yang ignored him. He opened the door on his own. Just as the door opened, he couldn't help but say "Bathing Madman".
On the Nianyang car.
Tang Zhe: "Nianyang, what did you call me when you opened the door?"
Nian Yang: "Your second uncle."
Tang Zhe: "It's not this."
Nian Yang: "My second uncle."
Tang Zhe: "Niannian is good, I heard it all."
Nian Yang: "You bathing madman!"
Tang Zhe: "Haha! I like this nickname."
Nian Yang: “…”
"I decided that you will have to pay the water fee for taking a bath in the future." Nian Yang said.
"Haha, I don't have money, do you want to sell yourself?" Tang Zhe replied.
Nian Yang: "Second uncle!!"
Tang Zhe: "I still like you to ask me to take a bath maniac."
Chapter completed!