Chapter 62 My Dad is Li Gang
"Spring is here, and the season for animals to mating is here,,,,,,,,,"
That day, the two were watching people and nature, and Nolan's mother was cooking lunch in the kitchen.
When he was just a little excited, the doorbell suddenly rang. Zhang Chen turned his head to look at his younger brother who was staring at him, then looked at the kitchen where the spatula was constantly hitting, and decided to continue watching TV.
Since he came to this world and became a baby again, Zhang Chen seemed to have really become a child. He knew that his name was Zhang Chen and he came from another world, but his words and actions were like a child.
"Dingdong, Dingdong,,," the doorbell kept ringing.
Zhang Chen was very upset, "It's not over yet."
After watching again, he didn't notice anything, and while drinking milk, he shouted helplessly: "Silly, have you heard someone knocking on the door?"
My younger brother held the milk straw in his mouth and held his eyes in his eyes: "What about it?!"
"Call someone!"
"Why don't you call me!"
"You didn't see me watching TV!"
"Mentally retarded, didn't I watch TV?"
"Do you know that you are so arrogant?!" Zhang Chen looked at his squeamish brother and mocked.
Since the two of them temporarily disconnected their spiritual sharing, this younger brother has become increasingly unreasonable. He is snatching from himself when watching TV and snatching from himself when eating. He is so lazy that he is sleeping on the sofa as a whole! He is becoming more and more arrogant!
My younger brother didn't answer, and stopped watching TV. He held the straw in his mouth and stared at Zhang Chen tightly without saying a word.
But the little eyes that looked like a lunatic seemed to be saying, "Aren't you silly?"
Zhang Chen was dissatisfied and said viciously: "What are you looking at?"
My brother was not willing to admit defeat: "What do you think!"
"Try another look?"
"Just try it!"
Zhang Chen looked at his still arrogant brother,
"Hey, I'll give you a face, right!"
"Yes, you have no shame to see anyone!"
Zhang Chen: "You are so arrogant, you are so kind to mess with me!"
The younger brother didn't say anything, picked up the milk box and threw it on Zhang Chen's face. Suddenly, Zhang Chen's body was covered with milky white liquid.
"I have a kind!" Zhang Chen pressed it on the milk, "If you don't deal with you, you don't know who you believe me!" He held the milk in both hands and squeezed it hard, and the milk instantly thrust on his younger brother's face,
“…………………”
"Wow-Ka, Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-
In an instant, tears burst out from my brother's eyes. The crying soared from zero to two hundred decibels in one second. It was earth-shaking and heartbroken, as if it was so wronged.
Zhang Chen said contemptuously: "Stop pretending, be stupid!"
Before he could continue to sarcasm, Nolan's mother, who finally heard the noise, came out: "What's wrong? What's going on?"
Nolan asked softly as he looked at his two sons with milk on their faces.
"This is stupid," Zhang Chen was about to explain, but his younger brother spoke first: "Wuwuwu, mom, brother bullies me, wuwuwu,"
Zhang Chen was stunned for a moment: "I'm so betrayed, but I'm still bringing the evil guys to complain first?"
Sure enough, Nolan's mother glared at Zhang Chen fiercely: "You are bullying your brother again?! You are the brother, do you want to let your brother know?!"
As he said that, he turned around and picked up his younger brother to comfort him: "It's okay, baby, it's okay. Look, mom has taught his brother a lesson,"
Zhang Chen looked at his younger brother who was grimacing in his mother's arms in depression, glared at him fiercely, and then replied weakly: "He made the move first!"
The younger brother cried and said, "You asked me to move!"
Zhang Chen: “………”
"I'll do it if I ask you to do it? I also asked you to ask your mother to see if there are anyone outside, why don't you call me!"
Nolan's mother patted her forehead helplessly: "Okay, okay, just for this..."
The younger brother is still complaining: "Mom, my brother clearly heard it, but he insisted on coming to mess with me! My brother is so bad, my mother beat him!"
Nolan gently patted his son in his arms and comforted him: "Brother is also my mother's son. You can't hit people casually, do you know?"
Zhang Chen looked at his younger brother proudly, then asked weakly: "Mom, shouldn't we see who was knocking on the door first?!"
After saying this, Nolan also remembered it and patted his head helplessly:
"It's all your naughty guys who forgot the serious matters. You guys are ready. Brother is not allowed to bully your brother anymore. Brother also needs to listen to your brother. Mom goes and see who it is!"
My younger brother looked at Nolan's mother who went to open the door and muttered dissatisfiedly: "Why do you want me to listen to him? He is only five seconds older than me!"
As he said that, he glared at Zhang Chen fiercely and said, "Maybe, you are still confused, I am the brother!"
Zhang Chen said proudly: "It's even a big five seconds too. Anyway, I'm your brother. If you don't accept it, you can bite me!"
"Wang..."
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After a while, Nolan's mother came back, followed by a majestic man in military uniform.
"Well, Youmai, he is still a major general," Zhang Chen looked at him with his big eyes open, and his younger brother stopped quarreling with him, staring at the man intently.
Nolan's mother's face was filled with a smile, she looked at her two sons in a doting way, and said happily: "Babys, see who is here?!"
Zhang Chen and his brother looked at each other and whispered: "Silly brother, it seems that they are not our devil daddy, right?"
"My mentally retarded brother, I guess so, what should we do?!"
Zhang Chen and his younger brother smiled tacitly and sat side by side, staring at the TV as if there was something delicious on the TV.
Seeing this, Nolan's mother was immediately angry: "You two are itchy again, right? This is you guys, why don't you come here to say hello?!"
Instead, he looked at the majestic man in military uniform and persuaded him: "It's okay, Nolan, they are still young, how cute they are, don't be so fierce to them!"
The younger brother glanced at him and asked in an adult tone, childish voice: "You are our dead daddy, right? Why? Are you willing to come back?!"
The general man was stunned and looked at Nolan's mother in confusion: "Nolan, this?"
Actually, it’s not his fault. Anyone who saw a three-month-old child teach him a lesson in the tone of a thirty-year-old adult was shocked. An ordinary three-month-old child was still babbling!
Zhang Chen blamed him and said to his younger brother: "Brother, don't be sarcastic, be polite, after all, he is also a guest of our family,,,"
Nolan patted his forehead: "Honey, you see it. These two brothers are just two monsters, and I'm used to it. Fortunately, they are smart and never let me worry about anything, otherwise I would be too busy!"
Zhang Chen looked at the man who was still confused: "Have you fallen?"
The younger brother continued: "Are you collapsing?"
"Just ninety-nine eight..."
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Since I woke up, the two brothers didn't even see their father. Looking at their busy mothers, they were already dissatisfied. So they hit it off and decided to give this incompetent father a warning, and this scene happened. However, no matter what, the fact that this person was their father could not be changed, and they could not deny it!
After Nolan's mother's explanation, Zhang Chen's father also accepted the fact that he had a demonic son or bought one free. He changed into a military uniform, wore regular clothes, and accompanied the two brothers to sit on the sofa and watched the Baijia Forum.
Zhang's father pretended to watch TV for a while and could no longer sit still. He ignored his two sons and said anxiously and carefully: "Son, do you understand this, do you understand?"
Zhang Chen turned his head, lowered his head, and looked at it with his eyes rolled, but he didn't answer. His younger brother also imitated his older brother, and he still had a milk tube in his mouth, rolled his eyes at the man.
Nolan's mother came out to serve the dishes and saw the two brothers, and taught her a lesson: "You two are itchy again, right?!"
Seeing Nolan's mother glaring at him angrily, the two brothers quickly shrank. They were not ashamed of nothing, just because they were afraid that Nolan's mother would be angry,
Zhang Chen changed his gaze and taught his younger brother a lesson: "Silly, why are you holding the milk tube again? You are so adult, holding a tube in your mouth as a whole, is it embarrassing to lose it?" As he said that, he covered his eyes, looking at him with an unbearable look.
Seeing that my mother was still here, my brother also had the confidence: "Hmph, please pay attention to me, I'll just hold it in my mouth and come and hit me!"
"You, hum, wait! Mom will always be away," Zhang Chen threatened.
The younger brother immediately turned his head and looked at his mother pitifully, tears in his eyes were about to fall: "Mom, mom, look, my brother bullies me again,,,"
Zhang Chen: ",,,,,,,,"
It was lunch, and Nolan's mother and the man in military uniform didn't go to the dining table, so they ate on the coffee table, saying that they wanted to stare at the two brothers and prevent them from causing trouble.
The man in a military uniform was holding a rice bowl, and he picked up the rice bite after bite, and didn't even eat the dishes, so he just stared at the two brothers.
Zhang Chen couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Hey, if you don't eat, put down the bowl if you don't eat, just stare at us. We are not TV,"
The man in the military uniform smiled and immediately picked up two chopsticks of dishes. Nolan's mother taught a lesson again: "Baby kid, why do you talk to your dad?"
The younger brother interrupted in discomfort: "Mom, mom, what is dad? Can you eat it?"
After hearing this, the man in the military uniform looked at Nolan's mother awkwardly,
Zhang Chen raised his little hand and slapped his younger brother's head: "Eat, eat, eat all day long, can you gain a little heart? He is a guest at least!"
Chapter completed!