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2. Mouse, Hu Yifei

"Rat! Rat!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Ahhhhh! There is a mouse! There is a mouse! Kill it!"

"ah!"

At twelve o'clock in the evening, the screams of several men resounded throughout the Love Apartment.

When watching TV, Zhang Wei still felt a little disdainful when he saw Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian being scared to the point of being so scared by a mouse.

Why is a big man afraid of a mouse as he looks like that? What is there to be afraid of?

But when he looked at the mouse chasing the two people, Zhang Wei decisively closed the open door, and then peeked at the battle situation outside through the cat's eyes on the door.

Why do there be cat eyes on the door inside the apartment?

A tough apartment, no explanation.

I saw that the mouse seemed quite bold. Under the magical attack of Yamato Samurai Guangu, he still refused to give up his head and kept dodging, moving, moving, moving.

At this time, Lu Ziqiao joined the battle circle, and Lu Ziqiao joined the battle circle.

Lu Ziqiao picked up the alarm clock on the table and smashed it at the mouse.

The alarm clock accurately hit the main force’s output, Guan Gu Shenqi, and Guan Gu Shenqi fainted!

Zhang Wei really couldn't stand it anymore, Zhang Wei really couldn't stand it anymore, and Zhang Wei also joined the battle circle.

...

"Yifei, you are so amazing. You are not Hu Yifei, you are simply Hu Yidao. You are really even more Donnie Yen than Jet Li." Zhang Wei sighed while holding the mop while dragging the blood on the ground.

There is no scene in the TV series where Hu Yifei killed a mouse with bare hands, but just now, Zhang Wei witnessed this scene with his own eyes.

Shocked!

It is worthy of being the third gender that surpasses human beings, a female doctor.

"You guys are so useless, and the big men are actually afraid of a little mouse."

Hu Yifei looked at Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was trembling on the sofa and hugging each other, and smiled contemptuously.

"This is not fear! It is not fear! This is called caring for animals or not!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was trembling, was immediately dissatisfied when he heard this. How could he be embarrassed in front of Hu Yifei?

"I'm not afraid, it's just disgusting." Zhang Wei leaned on the mop with his hand and shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently.

Ziqiao was still in a state of frightened state, holding Teacher Zeng next to her, trembling and unable to say a word.

"Who said I'm afraid of mice?"

At this time, Guan Gu covered the back of his head and swayed from behind the sofa, looking at Lu Ziqiao with a painful expression.

"Mr. Warrior, why did you faint on the floor just now?" Hu Yifei seemed to hear a huge joke, and then asked with a smile on her face.

"Guan Gu is really not afraid, but Zi Qiao accidentally injured him when he smashed the mouse with an alarm clock." Zhang Wei put the mop in the corner of the wall and sat on the sofa and explained.

"Don't yell in the middle of the night, and let people sleep." Hu Yifei looked at the four-person group of live treasures in front of her speechlessly.

At this time, Tang Youyou also walked into the living room with her little bear doll in her arms. While walking in, she kept yawning, looking like she had just woken up.

"Look, Youyou and you both woke up." Hu Yifei saw Tang Youyou walking in, and seemed to have decisive evidence, and became more confident.

Who knew that when Tang Youyou, who was yawning, suddenly said, "Sister Yifei, I was woken up by you!"

Damn, do I, Hu Yifei, want to save face?

"It was all caused by these four bastards!" Hu Yifei thought for a flash and directly blamed the four boys.

"Four? Isn't it just one mouse?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked strangely when he heard this.

Zhang Wei looked at Teacher Zeng with a caring and mentally retarded look and shrugged: "She is talking about the four of us."

Now Zhang Wei believes that Zeng Xiaoxian can get a double master's degree from Jiaotong University, which is definitely due to the halo of the protagonist.

"ah?"

Tang Youyou seemed a little scared when she heard this and grabbed the tail of Guan Gu's dinosaur pajamas: "How come there are rats in the apartment?"

Hu Yifei put her hands on her hips and pointed at Zhang Wei and the others and said, "Love Apartment never makes trouble, I'm all relying on you, I never throw away the leftover takeaway! What should I do if those mice immigrate to their families?"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao were not ashamed of hearing this, but were proud of it, and even made a pose.

"Wait, Yifei, I have just moved here for two days. It shouldn't be my business, you can't implicate it."

When Zhang Wei heard this, he was a little embarrassed, but he immediately realized that what does it have to do with him?

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes: "I'm worried that you are close to the black man. Only these two bastards can even lead Guan Gu."

"By the way, Guan Gu, have you told me before that there are cockroaches and rats in the apartment? Is this?"

Zhang Wei suddenly thought of the cockroach rat, one of the four fantasy creatures in the Love Apartment, and turned to Guan Gu and asked.

"Have I told you? No, no, the cockroach rat is much larger than it. Moreover, cockroach rat is a new species, a comprehensive variant of cockroaches and rats. It has a hard shell, 6 legs and other cockroach characteristics, and also has the characteristics of rats such as gray hair and long tails, so it is named cockroach rat."

Guan Gu heard Zhang Wei’s words a little strange. Have you told Zhang Wei?

But he didn't care immediately and began to vividly describe the cockroach rat he had discovered before.

"Hey, Guan Gu, stop talking. If you continue talking, I will feel disgusted." Hu Yifei felt goosebumps when she heard this, and quickly rubbed her arms.

"Ah, what should I do? It won't be a rat's nest." Tang Youyou was a little scared to grab Guan Gu's tail.

"It's okay, don't we have Yifei? Not to mention cockroaches and rats, even Gundam rats, kill them in seconds. Don't be afraid." Zhang Wei said confidently, as if he was the one who beats the mouse.

"If it really happens, I will destroy you a few first, and then destroy the rats." Hearing this, Hu Yifei stared at Zhang Wei and the others with a murderous look.

"What's the point of destroying us?"

"Destroying rats is to cure the root, destroying you is to solve the problem from the root."

Seeing Hu Yifei's eyes, the three people sitting on the sofa moved back one square in a tacit way.

"I'm recruiting roommates now! You guys have seriously affected our reputation on the floor. How can I recruit people then?"

"What are you doing to recruit roommates if you have nothing to do?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked nervously. What if it was a handsome guy, it wouldn't be even more dangerous.

"Zhan Bowanyu traveled around the world. Youyou and I were very fun to pay the rent for four people."

After saying that, Hu Yifei seemed to have thought of something. She looked up and down at the three people on the sofa, and suddenly smiled and said like a human trafficker seducing a child: "How about... who of you move in? Don't worry, I can protect you!"

Hearing this, the three people sitting on the sofa moved back one more square in an instant.

Hu Yifei's face suddenly became cold and her smile gradually disappeared.

Not right...

Zhang Wei suddenly thought of something.

Why not move here? You should know that there are three beauties in the dormitory next door, who are caught between them and live a cohabitation life without any shame or impatience.

And here, three big guys...

Do you still want to choose?

Looking at Hu Yifei who was about to leave, Zhang Wei shouted hurriedly.
Chapter completed!
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