380. If(1/2)
"Actually, I have thought about the problem of listening rate.
I have been thinking about why my grades have been a bit poor for so long and what is the reason why I haven’t been listening to any longer.”
Zeng Xiaoxian sighed and said with some sadness. This question seemed to have bothered him for a long time and made him very sad.
When the other people sitting there heard this, they couldn't help but complain in their hearts that the poor grades are really not a little bit, they are really bad!
But at this moment, Teacher Zeng slapped the table excitedly: "But just now, I understood! When I heard Zi Qiao's words just now, I suddenly realized!
I finally know where the key to the problem is!”
“???”
Zhang Wei and the others were confused when they heard this. What did Ziqiao say just now? Aren’t we complaining about Teacher Zeng just now?
Why did he understand the reasons for his failure over the years from his complaints? Isn’t the reason for his failure so bad?
Or is it that he finally recognized the fact of his strength? God opened his eyes?
Zeng Xiaoxian frowned and said, "I was a little self-doubted, is there really something wrong with my strength?
But as Ziqiao said, there is no problem with my strength! The leaders of the unit see this!
But why is my grades so sluggish? Isn’t the question worth pondering?
Is it a distortion of human nature? Or a decay of morality? What shocking conspiracy is hidden behind this?"
I thought it was the fact that Teacher Zeng realized that he was a rookie, but after a long time...
I am narcissistic again.
People like me shouldn’t have expectations, they should have thought of it for a long time.
"It took me 3.43 seconds just now and finally figured out this matter.
Over the years, I finally found the answer! I finally understand why my radio listening rate is always unable to reach it!"
Teacher Zeng seemed to have found the ultimate answer to life, and said with a feeling of vicissitudes of life.
The problems that have bothered me over the years have finally been solved!
“What’s the reason?”
Zhang Wei asked curiously, although he knew that what Teacher Zeng said was definitely not a normal reason.
But it must be very funny, you can listen to it as a joke!
"That's because the radio can only hear sounds! I can't see my face!
A host like me who has both talent and beauty can only exert his true strength in a place like a TV station!
But the radio station only heard my voice and did not meet me. The audience could not see my beauty at all. How could I achieve good results?
The audience can’t see my beauty, how can I fall in love with me! This is the fundamental problem over the years!”
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but stand up after speaking, stepped on one foot on the chair, and started to speak emotionally.
“…”
Everyone was completely demented when they heard what they heard. How did you say such shameless words without blushing?
We have known you are shameless, but we never thought you would be so shameless?
How can a person be as shameless as you? It's so cheap!
"Zeng Xiaoxian, you are a little wise! If you participate in a show showing your face, you may have a rating...
There are absolutely no ratings, because those who have watched that show are already lying in the hospital! You are disgusted by you!"
Hu Yifei's brain couldn't help but imagine what Zeng Xiaoxian was hosting a TV show.
A shadow just appeared in his mind, and Hu Yifei couldn't help but shivered, as if she had thought of something terrible.
Zeng Xiaoxian was immediately dissatisfied when he heard this: "Hu Yifei, what do you mean?
What I said is true, okay? If I were the host of a TV show, I would definitely be a new generation of girl killers!
The top spot in the hot search list, the absolute king of the new era, absolutely no one will be more suitable for this position than me!”
"Forget it? You don't know how to sing, dancing, rap, basketball, and a girl killer.
If you have to die, you will be a comedian... nothing is it. Maybe you can be a comedian with your funny genes."
Zhang Wei couldn't help but complain, why did Zeng Xiaoxian always have a confusing confidence in his appearance?
Did he really not look in the mirror?
But maybe it's really a comedy star, after all, the actors in the original time and space have always been involved in Zeng Xiaoxian's character design.
"What is a comedian? It's also OK to have a funny star. Anyway, as long as you can become famous, after becoming famous, I can become an idol star."
Teacher Zeng said nothing when he heard this. Anyway, as long as he can become famous, it doesn’t matter what he does.
Anyway, I have confidence and become an idol star with this face.
Hu Yifei couldn't help but pour a basin of cold water next to her: "Give up, just like him, he is still a funny star? Where can a celebrity be so easy to be a celebrity?
Look at Stephen Chow, who is the comedy star, at most he can only play Ruhua!”
"Yifei, you can object in other ways.
But I feel that Zhang Wei is really not wrong in this regard. Perhaps Teacher Zeng is really suitable for being funny because he is really cheap!"
Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but nodded beside him, agreeing with Zhang Wei's point of view.
Perhaps Teacher Zeng really should change careers and be a comedian, because it is really full of all kinds of funny jokes, and it is really cheap.
Teacher Zeng said speechlessly: "Tsk, be careful, I will sue you for slander. I will also make a living by being a comedy star."
Tang Youyou sat next to her and said with emotion: "What a pity, Teacher Zeng is now in her 20s, has no acting skills and can't sing, so it's too late to debut.
However, famous comedy stars don’t look very good now, but before, they were more handsome than the other, and Teacher Zeng had no hope.”
Just like the famous bald Xu and Shen Mahua, who was not so handsome when he was young?
But later...
It can only be explained by a pig killer.
"But then again, if I had learned not as an actor, but as a director.
I don’t have to work so hard every day. I’m shouting and scolding every day by the director. The entire crew is the biggest!
Why do I have to be an actor? People say that the actors are good every day, and why do I have to be an actor and the director? Isn’t it good to be a director at the beginning?”
Tang Youyou couldn't help but sigh when she said this. The filming method of China was directed and centered.
Basically, in the crew, the director's rights are generally the greatest.
Of course, if a director who has just debuted and meets a very big-name star, it may not be possible.
Overall, it depends on who is famous, who has the seniority, and who is powerful is his father.
"If I could come to China earlier, my comics career might have been rejuvenated and I would have become a well-known cartoonist in China and even East Asia.
You don’t know at all that the island country lacks nothing! It’s just that there is no shortage of cartoonists! And the competition is too fierce! There is little room for upward development!”
Guan Gu said speechlessly that the comic industry in the island country is too rich and the competition is too fierce, so he can't survive at all!
"Don't think so much about you two. There are not so many if not if it is. Unfortunately, there are no ifs, only the result is left."
Zhang Wei took a sip of milk and said speechlessly. Why did he start to complain about life as he said it?
I don’t think you are like sentimental people. Don’t you feel very excited when you are usually sexy?
Lu Ziqiao seemed to have thought of some sad past: "Everyone will regret something, and that regret may change your life, and you will always remember it.
Just like me, if I had gone abroad with my godfather, I would have been a real rich second generation now.
How can you pretend to be like now? You still have to pretend to be a rich second generation all day? The mall where people tried it is blacklisted and you will be ticked for debts."
It seems to be affected by the atmosphere. Hu Yifei said with some emotion: "If I had come out to work as soon as I graduated from college, I wouldn't have been staying in the school until now.
Now he is definitely a high-end business talent. He walks in various high-end business gatherings every day and lives many times more freely than he is now.
What about you, Zhanbo? Do you have nothing to regret?"
When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he thought carefully: "What do you regret?
Three years ago, did you not buy the Transformers limited edition model when you were in Lighthouse Country?
I still remember this thing! I really regret it! If I didn’t choose to take a taxi instead of taking the subway in order to save money!
I bought that Transformers!"
Hu Yifei said speechlessly when she heard this: "I am talking about serious things, big things that can affect life! Is it okay if you are serious?"
What a big deal if you don’t buy a model? Can it affect your life direction?
"Sister, you don't know if it's good or not. If I could buy that limited edition model, I would have been able to attend the graduation friendship.
Maybe I can overcome my social phobia, and my life will certainly change.”
"???What does the Transformers model have to do with your graduation friendship?"
To be continued...