413. Holding hands
"We're going to get engaged."
"Oh, congratulations."
"Congratulations."
"Grow old together."
"Give birth to a child soon."
Listening to Guan Gu and Tang Youyou excitedly announced the news that they were going to get married.
As a result, everyone in the apartment responded coldly, and then those who should read the newspaper read the newspaper and those who should play games seemed to have not heard anything.
Guan Gu looked at the cold people and asked awkwardly: "Didn't you react at all with surprise?
We are getting married! You didn’t respond to such a big news?"
"Guan Guan, it's an engagement."
"It's all the same, the news is so exciting, why do they seem to have known it long ago?"
We are very embarrassed when you do this. I thought you would look surprised, but I didn't respond at all.
“Ah~”
“Oh~”
"How could you get married? We are so surprised~"
Looking at the people who pretended to be surprised, Guan Gu said coldly: "You don't have to treat me like this..."
"What are the good habits for you two to get married? I will feel strange if you two don't get married."
Lu Ziqiao complained coldly while digging black unknown objects from the bowl and eating them.
Is there anything to be surprised about when you two are getting married in the thirty years old?
Is there anything to be surprised about?
Do you two have no batches of your age? Do you think you can gallop like me?
When Tang Youyou heard this, she compared Zi Qiao to her fist: "As the saying goes, thirty-one flowers of a woman, Zi Qiao, do you have any opinions on your aunt's age?"
He actually implies that he is old, is it because your aunt can't take the knife, or is it because you, Lu Ziqiao, is now.
Zhang Wei accurately repaired the knife next to him: "Youyou, you are wrong. It's a man's thirty-one flower and a woman's thirty-one tofu (“”).”
Hearing this, Qin Yumo next to him suddenly looked ashamed and asked a little embarrassedly: "...Can I continue to celebrate my 28th birthday this year? Just think I haven't had this year?"
Lu Ziqiao ate beside him and said, "...Yu Mo, face it, you are going to be in the third year, not only you, but everyone else is like this."
For girls whom I don’t know how to fuck, Lu Ziqiao has always hit the point of being sore.
"Lu Ziqiao, shut up! Can't my mask block your mouth?"
I still dare to complain about me after eating my mask. Don’t you want to live anymore?
When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he shrugged innocently, and then dug a piece of black from the bowl and wiped it into his mouth.
"I'm almost 30, but now I don't have a boyfriend... Stop talking, I want to be quiet."
Qin Yumo seemed to have thought of something desperate and collapsed on the sofa powerlessly.
I feel so desperate in life. I am born with beauty and hard to give up on myself. How could this happen?
Lu Ziqiao smiled and said to the side: "I just met a girl named Jingjing recently. Do you want to see her?"
Lu Zhanbo also comforted him: "It's okay, my sister doesn't have a boyfriend, it's not all popular to get married and have children late."
"Zhan Bo, what you said is wrong. Yu Mo is a girl, and Yi Fei is a female doctor.
These two people have different species, so how can they be compared together? You didn’t listen carefully in class at first glance!”
"Oh my God! It's bent! It's bent! Hu Yifei has bent!"
Before everyone could start playing the female doctoral joke, Teacher Zeng ran in as if he was crazy, grabbing his hair as if something big happened.
"It's over? What happened? Hu Yifei was blown up by an atomic bomb?" Zi Qiao asked strangely when she heard this.
In Lu Ziqiao's view, the boyfriend of Detective Conan can avoid the machine gun at close range, while Ran Maori can avoid the pistol.
Similarly, Ziqiao thinks that Hu Yifei, who also learns Taekwondo, should be fine.
Since pistols and machine guns are not good, and if other weapons are excluded, you can only use atomic bombs to punish them.
"No! She's bent!"
Zhang Wei listened to Zeng Xiaoxian's repeated words: "Why is he finished? Was he expelled from the school?
The principal of their school is desperate? He dares to fire Hu Yifei? Her name should be known to everyone!"
You said this strangely. You have been finished all the time. What's going on? Explain it clearly!
Teacher Zeng became more anxious as he spoke, and he became more and more confused as he spoke: "No, it's not over, it's bent!"
Qin Yumo listened to Zeng Xiaoxian's speechless words and felt that his head was confused: "What's the end of playing? Teacher Zeng, are you talking about tongue twisters?"
"No, Hu Yifei, she has been bent!"
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his palm in grief and anger, then clenched his fists hard, vividly expressing his meaning.
Bent...
"Nani!"
"No!"
"Sister Yifei?"
"Is the woman also called out?"
"It must be called out?"
"No, I just said that the female doctor can't find a boyfriend, you still don't believe it."
"That's right, it seems that there is no way to get married now, right?"
"But even if Yifei is the third gender, she can't have a child. What should I do if the child is in the future?"
Looking at the increasingly crooked people, Zeng Xiaoxian said seriously: "Stop! This is a very serious topic! Don't joke, okay?"
"Teacher Zeng, do you have any evidence? Did you see Sister Yifei..."
Tang Youyou said while hugging herself with distress, as if she had thought of something unsightly.
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Tang Youyou's appearance, and he didn't know what strange things he thought of: "It's not as obscene as you thought!
I saw...I saw that she was shopping with a girl holding hands! Isn't this a proof?"
"Tsk, what's the matter?"
When Zhang Wei heard this, he immediately made a disdainful voice. What is holding hands?
You are simply fussing. There are so many female teachers in the school, holding hands and walking around the streets. What's so strange about it?
Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly when he heard this: "It's so easy to say, please stretch out your hand."
Zhang Wei felt a little strange. He didn't know what this guy wanted to do, but he still reached over.
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhang Wei's stretched out hand and grabbed it with lightning speed, clasping his fingers tightly.
Suddenly, a disgusting feeling arose in Zhang Wei's heart. Zhang Wei immediately shook Zeng Xiaoxian's hand off. After throwing it away, he couldn't help but wiped it on the sofa twice.
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Zhang Wei's disgusting reaction and said aggrievedly: "Look! I just said it! It's abnormal to hold hands!"
Chapter completed!