Chapter 117 Talking about Tianlong Dao and looking for a general Yiwu Xiaochun
It was Lei Lingzi who was talking about Xiao Yixiao's master. Sima Keer always felt that Lei Lingzi had defeated Qi Zhao and had always had a gap in his heart. He felt that he was not lucky when he heard his voice. But after all, he had to be able to live up to his face without any malice! He only said that he wanted to invite the guest. The Master Hua Jian looked at Xiao Yixiao and Suo Tuo and Zhang Shiyou and said: Since this is the case, I won't ask more questions, and I won't delay everyone's meals. Let me go to the Cao family restaurant on behalf of Qi Zhao. I will invite you to invite you on behalf of Qi Zhao~~~!
After saying that, he walked out of the shop and saw that the old Taoist priest Lei Lingzi did not leave in the evening but stood outside waiting!
Lei Lingzi said: What's wrong, you are surprised to see that I didn't leave here?
The Master Hua Jian was indeed surprised and said with a smile: How could Master Dao be a celestial guest be plotted by me, a vulgar man! That's fine~~ It's better to meet me by chance and ask Master Dao to follow me to the Cao family restaurant for a drink! What does Master Dao think?
Sima Keer pouted and said nothing! Why did you ask him for this!! I annoyed him! But the Sword Master Hua ignored Sima Keer continued: Everyone, please know this Taoist Master, who is the Wudang Xianke, the martial arts mortal, and the holy Taoist name Lei Lingzi! Everyone knows it~!
Xiao Yixiao said: Old Taoist priest, do you know my master? Xikanjie Dong Leiling is a person of the same level as the gods? Is it you?
Lei Lingzi said: It’s true that I am!! Are you bothering me too?
Xiao Yixiao said: I dare not! But it’s not that I’m not upset! Because I follow the order of the master, I’m not allowed to tell who my master is! You are so big-mouthed and have a long tongue, do you understand what I mean?
Lei Lingzi said: You are wrong, that should be Xikanjie Dong Penglai, I, Lei Lingzi, don’t count! There is another saying that Seng Can is the little Tathagata. That is the master and the Buddha! What am I? Just call me Lei Lingzi and don’t call Master Dao, I can’t bear it!!
Master Hua Jian said: The Sengcan you mentioned is the Zen master of Huike's successor?
Lei Lingzi said: Alas! It’s him!!
Master Hua Jian said: I have been to Shaoshi Mountain and met him, and he said he doesn’t know how to do martial arts!
Lei Lingzi said: Who is the silly boy Huike? That's Bodhidharma's disciple, you know that the fourth-rank general can be the superior level of the army of ten thousand horses. The high martial arts of martial arts can be imagined to cut off one armies in order to seek Buddhism. Who is Bodhidharma? The Northern Wei Dynasty heard that Bodhidharma was facing the wall in the cave and wanted to ask him to come out of the mountain. As a result, he did not speak or move. He asked him to fire the arms and prepare eighteen war horses and tied them up ropes to pull them out of the cave. As a result, Bodhidharma did not move at all. How high is the martial arts? Sengcan said that he could not believe in martial arts ghosts, so you believe it? The Shaolin Yijin Sutra is in his hands, and he can not know martial arts? That's the little Tathagata!
Master Hua Jian said: What do you mean? I missed the master? But I just saw an old monk named Dong Liti who became a monk in the Demon Mountain. Do you know him?
Lei Lingzi smiled and said: What is Dong Three-dimensional? He became a monk in the Demon Mountain. Is there a Demon Mountain in the Great Sui Dynasty???? Let me tell you that he is Sengcan~!
Master Hua Jian said: This is a bad thing! I have seen Seng Can! He is much more kind and kind than him.
Lei Lingzi said: Come and look at my eyes!
Master Hua Jian said: Why are you getting a triangle eye?
Lei Lingzi said: This is not a disguise technique. This is a way to change yourself, no mask!! Do you understand what's going on? Triangular eyes are not easy~~!
Master Hua Jian said: Oh~~! I feel like I have passed the third level of heaven this afternoon~! Everyone can hold me back! I thought that when I entered the Central Plains, I had a dream! All I met were wine and rice bags! Even if the Buddha met me, I was blind and who could I blame!! A triangular eye blocked me to see everything clearly. Master Dao, you taught me a great lesson. Why don’t I kneel down and accept me as my disciple!!?
Sima Keer said: What are you talking nonsense? How do you explain it when grandpa knows?
Lei Lingzi said: Don’t be afraid of girls! The old Taoist priest is self-aware! Mr. Sima still expects him to establish a family, right? I will not take away what I love~!
Suo Chuo said: Then he can't do it, please accept me as your disciple!! There is also a family that is the one who has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family that has a family
Lei Lingzi said: Do you take this seriously?
Suo Chuo said: Take it seriously! Look at the disciple, pay homage to the master~!
After saying this, he knelt down and kowtowed to Lei Lingzi. Lei Lingzi reached out and pulled Suo Thief up and said, "Okay, from now on, you will be my disciple! Why? Because you have never worshipped others as your master, you are all martial arts passed down from family! You have a good foundation and I am willing to accept you as your disciple.
Suo Chuo said: Thank you so much, Master! Can you teach me how to turn into a triangular eye? This skill has made me remember it so deeply! I also specifically asked the old monk what the triangular eye does! As a result, when I got to you, I suddenly realized it! He once said that turning carbon black into fire means that I can recreate it, right?
Lei Lingzi said: He really said this? This old monk is so powerful~~! I am not as good as him! Then let’s go to the Cao family restaurant as soon as possible. Maybe he hasn’t left yet! He must have been asked by his old master to come and save Qi. Go away quickly~~!
The crowd hurriedly walked towards the Cao family restaurant. Along the way, Zhang Shiyou said to Suo Chuo: Hehe, you have become a monk and become a Taoist priest! Wu Xiaochun is mine.
Suo Chuo said: You fart! You have just become a monk and become a Taoist priest! You don’t even look at you who looks like a trumpet blower. How could Wu Xiaochun fall in love with you?
Zhang Shiyou said: You have become a monk and become a Taoist priest, so why is there a possibility of getting married?
Sima Ke'er couldn't help but ask: Who is Wu Xiaochun? Is she the girlfriend of Suozhe?
Zhang Shiyou said: It was the past and now, so I have become a monk.
Sima Keer said: Is that beautiful? Do you know martial arts?
Zhang Shiyou said: It’s so beautiful! He just doesn’t know martial arts skills, but he is like a fairy. He doesn’t go out of the door and doesn’t get into the door. It’s his baby kiss that Suo Yuzi has appointed for him!
Sima Keer said: How can you see that you don’t go out of the gate without going out?
Zhang Shiyou said: Oh, it’s a long story!
Suo Chuo said: Since you are so pretty, don’t say it. Tell you not to say that I haven’t become a monk, even if I become a monk, I will marry her to others and not to you.
Zhang Shiyou said: Why are you so handsome? How much better than me? You are like you just crawled out of a chimney. We are the same in terms of kung fu. No matter how I say it, it is whiter than you! I also told you that my grandfather said that after learning your kung fu, he taught me the sword technique himself. The Qinglong sword technique is Mr. Guan’s unique skill!! My family has secrets!
Suo Chuo said: Your grandfather hopes that you can become the real Zhang Liao. What kind of swordsmanship do you learn from Guan Yu? Do you have Zhang Liao's swordsmanship? Let me tell you do you know who Zhang Liao's wife is?
Sima Keer said: Then tell me! I really don’t know~! There is really no allusion in the Three Kingdoms!!
Master Hua Jian turned around and said: I would like to hear it carefully! This topic is so attractive.
Zhang Shiyou said: Dogs can’t spit out ivory. Tell me, don’t suffocate you to death!!
Suo Thief said: Haha, do you know why Zhang Liao followed Lu Bu and surrendered to Cao Cao later. That was Guan Yu in the court saying that Lao Zhang, you are more careful! Lu Bu's concubine Diao Chan was also caught by Cao Cao. Diao Chan once told me that Lu Bu was not good at it~~! Not as good as Zhang Liao! Brother, you don't like Diao Chan? I tell you that as long as you are willing to surrender to Prime Minister Cao, I will handle this for you~! At that time, Zhang Liao said: Second Brother Guan, you want to handle this for Lao Zhang, Lao Zhang surrender immediately! Go and tell Cao Cao! As a result, Guan Yu said, "Please put forward the conditions for Zhang Liao to surrender to Cao, Diao Chan must be his wife." So Cao Cao agreed and said
Don't make a statement about this matter for now. Otherwise, if someone says that Zhang Liao is tempted and wait until he surrenders to me first, I will find an opportunity to send it to him as my maid. In this way, no one will say that you are bullying the master or betrayal. I, Cao, love money, can do it! Guan Yu, don't worry, I not only marry Diao Chan to him, but I also let him be the general! So Guan Yu talked to Zhang Liao in this way. Zhang Liao cried so much. He cried while crying: Second Brother Guan, remember that you have a life-long favor to Zhang Liao! I will definitely repay you~! Later, Mr. Guan set up three things in the Tushan Mountain, and Zhang Liao worked hard~! Why?
Master Hua Jian was amused and laughed, and then said: What kind of brain are you? You are so good at speaking!!
Sima Keer said: Why are you laughing at? Is it funny? Why don’t I think it? Hurry up and say if Diao Chan married Zhang Liao or not~~~! Why don’t you say it yet?
Zhang Shiyou said: OK, let it be released, you can continue if you have the ability! Let me see how capable you are!
Suo Chuo said: That's what you said!! Then I'll talk further! Later, Cao Cao was defeated in the Red Cliff Army and left Huarong Road! After a loud laugh, he knew that the five hundred swords and axe drivers blocked the way with a Qinglong sword, right? Everyone saw that Guan Yu could not fight here! So Yu Jin said to Zhang Liao: Lao Zhang, come over, you are good friends, you may let us go. Zhang Liao said, Cheng Yu asked the Prime Minister to come over and ask him in person!! It's inconvenient for me~~! Yu Jin said, "How do you express it?" Yu Jin said: Don't say anything after you go there, just bow your hand and call Brother Yun, then lower your head and remember, and then you swing your kick and don't step into the stirrup. He knows what it means. You will definitely let us go!!
Sima Keer said: Why don’t you say it? I don’t understand what it means! There is no Diao Chan here~~~!
Sima Bingbing said: Yes~!
Even Xiao Yixiao couldn't help but ask: Let's steal, explain it clearly! There is nothing~~! This is almost the same as telling a story!
Zhang Shiyou said: He was so arrogant after he was speechless. How embarrassing! How embarrassing! You should become a monk as soon as possible! I also said that if you steal the door, you are not a monk or a monk, and you are not at home. You can’t stay at home~!
Suo Thief said: Haha, you don’t believe that Zhang Liao is far away from culture, you don’t believe that Zhang Wenyuan is far away from culture! Then let me tell you, what is it called “not stepping into the stirrup? That’s called shoveling! That means that my family still has a wife and a child! I have Diao Chan at home and my wife. You forgot that they all asked me to surrender Cao Cao. How could you stop me! Otherwise, why didn’t Zhang Liao say a polite word after he let him go!! This implies that Diao Chan must have been in Zhang Liao’s hands!! Are you convinced?
Zhang Shiyou said: I'll impress you with your triangle eyes! You're talking nonsense.
Master Hua Jian said: I am convinced that you all have talents. I really didn’t expect that Brother Suochu has such a high talent and knowledge. It is indeed unique! It seems that this girl Wu Xiaochun has found a good general! I wish you and your husband a happy future~!
Suo Chuo said: Look, people can wish others happiness by saying something. You, Zhang, but before they can move, you are concerned about it. The gap between people is so big.
Lei Lingzi said: I am here this time to find the dragon and the heavenly way to find the general. Can you let go of Wu Xiaochun, the disciple you said?
Suo Chuo said: It’s not that I can’t let go, it’s that Wu Xiaochun can’t let go~! The Cao family restaurant was run by Wu Xiaochun’s father!! His family repeatedly notified and urged my father to let me get married! I just arrived~~!
Chapter completed!