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"Teacher, are you keeping your word? As long as I make you laugh, won't you punish me?" Ye Qiu asked in confusion. Since he was already naughty, he would be completely slandered.

"Of course, keep your word, but I have to say it clearly. Your joke must be about today's theme of the Three Kingdoms. It tells reasonable knowledge, rather than relying on dirty jokes to attract attention!"

This old professor was obviously still resentful of Ye Qiu's dirty joke just now "Lu Bu met Diao Chan at night", so he also put forward his own request, which must be related to the knowledge of the Three Kingdoms.

I have to, this old professor is quite responsible.

Although I am old and I am a little stubborn, my teaching style is dull and I can’t tolerate any sand in my eyes, but it is indeed for the sake of the students’ goodness, and telling jokes must be related to today’s topic.

Now, 6 Keer began to worry about her boyfriend, and for now, whether Ye Qiu could tell a joke related to the knowledge of the Three Kingdoms. Just the old professor in front of him, he was typically serious and could not make him laugh at all.

"Ye Qiu, sit down quickly. Why don't you admit your mistake with the teacher? Don't be naughty?"

6 Ke'er kept holding Ye Qiu's corner of her clothes, her mind was very low, and her cute appearance kept persuading Ye Qiu to sit down.

But since you are already naughty, how could you end it easily?

Isn’t it just a joke about the Three Kingdoms? Ye Qiu can tell you at will. As long as he has time, he can talk from morning to night.

"Ke'er, it's okay, believe me, I can definitely make the old professor smile happily."

Ye Qiu was very confident. He was familiar with him, among the four great classics.

After all, since he was born into a big family, although the Ye family is a military family and not a scholarly family, the education he received is definitely different. Ye Qiu was able to read the Three Kingdoms at the age of four or five.

"If this classmate feels it is difficult to do, then I will write a 30,000-word review for your unreasonable trouble today. I see your mistakes and consider whether to remember your demerits." The old professor said.

"Difficult? I don't think it's hard at all. Teacher, you'll hear it clearly. If you laugh and burst into tears later, it's not my fault."

As soon as these words were said, no matter the old professor, even the idiot girls who blindly admire Ye Qiu, they were a little disbelief. After all, this old professor was a little pedantic and would not laugh at all.

"Hey hey hey, do you think our Professor Ye can succeed this time? Although his humorous cell is indeed quite strong, he is facing the old professor, so I'm a little relieved."

"I think so too. My current focus is not on how Professor Ye makes me laugh. I want to see how the old professor will punish him later. Hehe, I want to see his review of 30,000 words."

This is the boy who was caught by the old professor in class when kissing his girlfriend. He is a melon-eating crowd, and he is a typical person who is not afraid of big trouble when watching the fun.

But how could Ye Qiu give them the chance to make a fool of themselves? The joke was Zhang.

"Everyone knows that Zhuge Liang, the military advisor in the Three Kingdoms, is a great deal.

As a family, he wrote very well when he started his teaching, and finally he was grateful to everyone of his generation.

As the Tian family, he was able to borrow arrows from a boat, alleviating his urgent needs and winning.

As a medical scientist, he can still

Before Ye Qiu finished, the old professor suddenly interrupted him and said very dissatisfiedly: "This classmate, Zhuge Liang is indeed from the family and the Tian family, but how did you come from a medical scientist? Could it be that he will still have surgery?"

The old professor raised his doubts. After all, he had lived for fifty or sixty years, and he had never heard of Zhuge Liang having that skill.

The students off the field were also confused and couldn't understand where Professor Ye's conclusion came from.

But on the other hand, Ye Qiu seemed extremely calm and waved his hand calmly, saying, "Teacher, don't be anxious, wait for me to arrive slowly."

"According to legend, Zhuge Liang had expected that the general Wei Yan under the tent would rebel before he passed away, so he left a brilliant plan for his subordinate Ma Dai to kill Wei Yan and avoid this guy's rebellion."

"Yes, this is indeed happening, but what does this have to do with Zhuge Liang being a medical scientist?" asked the old professor.

Ye Qiu paused, a faint curve appeared on the corner of his mouth, and continued, "We all know that Ma Dai is not as good as Wei Yan's skills, and it is impossible to kill him. Why does Zhuge Liang think he can complete the task?

This is a medical scientist, Zhuge Liang, Ma Dai, his surname is Dai, his name is Ding Lin, Ding Lin, is Ding Lin specialized in treating gastritis Wei Yan."

As soon as Ye Qiu said this, all the students were stunned for a moment, their brains began to turn, but they soon burst into laughter. Ye Qiu's cold joke was simply amazing.

"Hahaha"

In the entire classroom, almost all the students laughed loudly, and many people were even lying on the table and laughing.

They all thought Ye Qiu, an associate professor in the music department, was usually very serious and serious, but they didn't expect that the humorous cells were so strong, and the jokes were one after another.

Now, Ye Qiu has more fanatical pinks. Almost all girls have stars in their eyes, and Ye Qiu is regarded as the male god.

After all, there are too few men like Ye Qiu who are handsome, good at playing the piano, and humorous cells, so it is difficult for them not to be moved.

Even Nizi6 Keer admired Ye Qiu's imagination very much. While showing a smile, she gave him a thumbs up.

At this time, the old professor tried hard to hold back his vicissitudes of life after hearing Ye Qiu's amusing, and wanted to stop laughing, but it was too difficult.

"Puchi" In the end, the old professor still couldn't help laughing.

I have to, this old professor who has always been stubborn and pedantic, still looks quite amiable and approachable when he smiles.

But as a role model, he makes himself very serious and establishes a serious image in front of students.

But at this moment, he was so serious that he was still laughed out loud by the cold jokes of this guy Ye Qiu.

What's more important is that Ye Qiu's joke is no longer the dirty joke just now. It is true that the theme is related to the Three Kingdoms, and what they tell is true, which makes the old professor unable to find any reason to punish him***

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