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Chapter 17 I am Qin Shi Huang, you make money

"No!" Sun Wukong looked at Lanlan who wanted to sleep with the little black cat, and righteously refused Lanlan's request.

"Why can't it?" Lanlan didn't understand. The kitten was so cute, especially after his father washed it, the fluffy cat was loose and soft, and he couldn't let it go when he touched it.

"I just picked it up from outside. I don't know if there are any bacteria on my body. I'll send it for inspection tomorrow."

"Where will the kitten sleep tonight?"

"Don't you have a lot of clothes that you can't wear anymore? I'll make a nest for it." If you don't arrange a sleeping place for the black cat tonight, Lanlan probably won't sleep well. So you can just make a nest for the cat. No one can grab it, and no one will snatch it.

When Lanlan heard about making a nest for the black cat, she suddenly lit up and she was yelling to find clothes for her father.

"Dad, how do you look at this dress?"

“Too thick.”

"Dad, what about this one? No, there are too many things on it, and it may be separated from cats." Before Sun Wukong could reply, Lanlan put the clothes he had just taken out aside.

"Dad, this one."

"Well, this is OK."

Soon, a simple nest was formed on the sofa. Originally, Sun Wukong planned to find a paper box to stuff some clothes in, but when he saw Lanlan who was excited, let her go.

However, when he saw the mess in Lanlan's wardrobe, he glared at Heimao and turned around and asked him to clean up again.

Feeling Sun Wukong's eyes, the beast's intuition tells it to hide it and not meet the eyes, as it is death.

No words all night...

What a weird thing!

"Click."

Sun Wukong suddenly opened the door, and the salted fish kept knocking on his door, and there were constant noises in the room. He really thought he was easy to bully, right?

Unexpectedly, as soon as the door was opened, the salted fish leaning against the door suddenly lost balance and fell backwards. With quick eyes and hands, Sun Wukong avoided the side.

‘Ding, dodging successfully.’

"Ah!" A screamed, half straightened, covering the back of the head, "It hurts." The salted fish rolled over, but it was still the salted fish.

Sun Wukong had no expression on his face and even wanted to laugh a little.

No, I can't help it anymore. I'm so cold and laugh when I should be alive.

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Laugh, laugh at your uncle, bah, laugh, bah, laugh, bah. Why do you laugh? You actually attacked me, just sneak attack me, but you still gloat. What about your conscience? Have you been eaten by a dog?"

Conscience, if you have a conscience towards salted fish, it is better to let your conscience be eaten by the dog.

Close the door and isolate the salted fish. In the future, you have to change a soundproof door, which is the kind that you can't hear from the outside no matter how you knock on it inside.

Nuwa seized the opportunity in front of her, and went against her style of salted fish, and squeezed in before the door was closed with incredible dexterity.

With his back against the closed iron gate, Sun Wukong widened his eyes. Is there such an operation? Can the Salted Fish really turn over?

Nuwa is not willing to be outdone. It’s okay if she doesn’t have enough food and drink enough. Can’t even provide anyone else’s place? She stares at her eyes that are bigger than Sun Wukong.

Lanlan's light snoring came out faintly. The little guy should be tired all day long. However, Sun Wukong held his forehead and the salted fish was still at home. Dayou would yell when she asked her out again.

Don’t you say you are Nuwa’s? Why can you still be so naughty? Isn’t Lao Sun so naughty back then?

I really want to hit someone.

No, hold it, hold it.

"The last night!" Sun Wukong whispered.

Nuwa snorted proudly, the last night is impossible. If tonight is the last night, what should I do tomorrow night?

"Wait." Nuwa pulled Sun Wukong's clothes and whispered.

"What's the matter?"

"Where am I sleeping? That cat has occupied my sofa."

"What's your sofa? That's my home. You can do whatever you want, don't bother me." Sun Wukong pulled out his clothes and closed the door gently. Regardless of the movement outside for a long time, it finally became quiet.

How come this feeling of fatigue is so familiar?

I've really said nothing all night...

After turning over, Nuwa hit her, she stuck out her tongue and licked her lips, with a smile on her face, as if she was having some unknown dream.

"Hey, why? It hurts, let go, you let go." Unfortunately, the dream didn't last long, and the pain from her ears shattered her dream.

What disturbs people's dreams is naturally dissatisfied with Sun Wukong, who has been salted for a long time.

"Where has Xiao Hei been?"

"Xiao Hei? Can you let go of your hands first? Xiao Hei is that black cat. Yesterday I discussed with it. I slept on a big sofa and it slept on a small sofa."

"Are you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure, don't believe it, please see..." Nuwa's words came to an abrupt end. She quietly moved the little black cat's nest to the small sofa last night. The negotiation she said naturally did not exist.

The little black cat looks a bit spiritual, but it does not mean that it can reach the level of communication. What's more, Nuwa's life is a salted fish without magic power. It also requires magic power to communicate with wild beasts. It is okay to do anything without magic power.

She moved her way with her nest and cat, if the black cat could speak and complain.

Xiao Hei's nest was still there, and Nuwa's movements were quite gentle, not destroying the shape of the nest made by Sun Wukong and Lanlan. However, the crucial black cat was gone!!!

Nuwa's righteousness instantly broke her power.

Where is the cat?

"Dad, where is the kitten?" The kitten was too tempting to Lanlan. Lanlan, who used to stay in bed for a while, was particularly on time today. She rubbed her eyes and started looking for the cat. Unfortunately, she didn't see the black figure she was expecting.

Kitten, why is the kitten missing? Did it run away? Lanlan was a little anxious, and ran away through the whole room with a blushing face.

Oh, this doesn't work. There are so many things at home. What if Lanlan is hurt? Sun Wukong didn't care about continuing to pull Nuwa's ears, and took a big step to Lanlan and looked at it.

As for a certain salted fish, she rubbed her ears that were hurt and cursed her in her heart as she cursed her in her heart. Now she didn't have the courage to scold her for letting Sun Wukong hear her, wouldn't she want the other ear?

In the morning, it is necessary to go to the toilet.

The salted fish opened the closed toilet door and met a pair of eyes.

He quietly closed the door and walked behind Sun Wukong. His posture was like the top scorer's title, and his bridal chamber was like a beautiful wife.

"I have something to say and fart." Unfortunately, when the straight man Sun Wukong faces outsiders, he is at the level of a master.

"I'll discuss something for you."

"put!"

"I know where Xiao Hei is. If you let me live in your house, I will tell you where it went."

"No, it's okay if you can't find it, please leave."

"Is it good to give me some face? Everyone is reincarnated. It is not easy to meet each other. And when I wake up, I come to you. Not to mention the touching sad scenes of mother and son meeting each other across time and space, nor do I mention that you let me live a happy family life, you should have food and clothing, and you should also have a warm bed." Nuwa was excited, as if a balloon was pierced, and she burst out.

Sun Wukong glanced at her with a slant and continued to look for the cat with Lanlan.

Nuwa lived in Sun Wukong's house for several days. The content she revealed from her unrestrained words that was completely different from this world had already made Sun Wukong believe her, at least she was reincarnated.

But she was skeptical of her identity.

Just like the text messages I often receive, "Hello, I am Qin Shihuang, and the immortal pill is not a joke. In fact, I am not dead. I have 100 tons of gold and millions of soldiers in Xi'an. I now need 2,000 yuan to thaw my gold in Xi'an and start my army. You can transfer money to me. The account is my mobile phone number! After transferring it, I will directly lead the troops to resurrection tomorrow, unify the world, and create a prosperous era in the previous dynasty. I will definitely promise you to be the prime minister, one person, and one person above millions."

Haha, there are so many scammers these days. Sun Wukong once was naive and even transferred money with the mentality of making friends. However, he was called a fool and blocked his account. He couldn't find anyone. This is a dark history that Sun Wukong had never told anyone. Others know who cheated on him at the beginning, otherwise he would have to break the liar's legs and feet.

In fact, the person in front of him has the soul of another world, and Sun Wukong agrees with it.

However, Sun Wukong does not believe whether she is Nuwa or not.

What's more, she said she was his mother.

The word mother, the memory of thousands of years of past lives and the determination seen in this life, made him feel extremely repulsive and panic about the role of mother.

(To be continued)

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