Chapter 3 Lan Lan
The broken box was naturally thrown there, and the broken blanket was useless, so they were thrown away together.
On the way home, the little man kept an excited state, and his two small, chubby hands were always held up high, wanting to have a closer contact with Sun Wukong.
It's very annoying. Don't move around, should you take it to the orphanage?
But why do I always feel an inexplicable throbbing when I look at her, as if I have known her for countless years?
The curiosity in my heart is like a kitten scratching his claws. OK, isn’t it just a little naughty? I’ll endure it.
At that time, I really didn't think about bringing back a child and getting an ancestor.
For Sun Wukong, raising a child is the first time to look up the calendar on New Year's Day.
Fortunately, the world is not the same, but it has a lot of knowledge. On the way home, the little guy was always naughty, and the child could easily feel tired. When she arrived home, she was already asleep. She put her on the bed, picked up a bag, went to the bookstore, and stuffed a bag of books into her head, and ran back home excitedly. Not to mention the throbbing, how to raise a child still made Sun Wukong feel novel. It was not his turn to raise monkeys in the past. Didn’t those little monkeys grow up if they were put there?
At this time, Sun Wukong had not realized that he was in big trouble.
When I rushed home, the little guy snored lightly and slept very sweetly.
"Tutorial on raising loli", "How to raise cute loli", "How to raise cute loli", "Looking forward, guide on growing loli", bang! Sun Wukong threw all the books to the ground, set fire, and looked at the ignited raging fire with a cold look. What kind of broken books, let me die for those who write these.
Oh, wait, that book.
For Sun Wukong, the thing about taking Li in the fire is of course a little lord died, and Sun Wukong subconsciously stretched out his hand.
“Boil and bang.”
In a world that is extremely unsuitable for cultivation, even though Sun Wukong has been here for more than ten years, he still has not gotten rid of the mortal fetus. At most, he is better at fighting. He has no protective measures, so he just stretches his hand to the fire. He is not scalded.
"Tutorials and Self-Rescue for Raising Infants and Toddlers", yes, the name of this book is so serious, so there should be no problem with the content in it. What the hell is the self-rescue behind it? Forget it, don't care.
Sun Wukong opened the book with great interest...
‘Bang!’ I slapped the books on the table, and it hurts very much. Is it so troublesome to raise a child? It’s just the infancy and toddler years, and it seems that there will be a follow-up later.
Or, I'd better throw her to the orphanage.
Turning his head and looking at the little guy who is still sleeping, it's so cute.
A great saint of the world, can't he raise a child? At most, at most, at most, it's impossible. What's the point of not raising it?
Pick up the "Tutorials for Raising Infants and Toddlers" again.
Turn the first page and establish an intimate relationship with your baby. Start with the nickname. A nice nickname can bring you into the relationship even more.
It makes sense, what is the nickname? A very simple question stumped Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong had named him in his previous life and even in this life. Even though his name was given by his master, he had no idea in his life, so he simply used the name of his previous life. Now he suddenly asked him to name it, well, I have to think about it carefully...
By the way, isn’t there an example here? I’m the only one calling me, so just find one to deal with it.
OK, that's what I did. Sun Wukong, who couldn't think of a nickname, clapped his hands to agree.
An'an, Banban, Baby, Cen Cen, Diandian, Ding Ding, Feifei, Jiaojiao, Niu Niu...
There are so many. Sun Wukong wants to find something to bite it. He has suffered from the difficulty of choosing. He skipped the ugly nickname directly, and there are still so many nice nicknames left.
Or, draw lots?
This method is good. Sun Wukong nodded in agreement, and Feng Fenghuohuo began to make lots.
The paper balls of different sizes and shapes were held in Sun Wukong's hand, shaking them on the table, and grabbed them casually with his eyes closed.
"Okay, from now on, I will call you Lanlan." Opening the paper ball and looking at the twisted handwriting on it, Sun Wukong nodded with satisfaction.
"Wow!!!" Maybe it was because she knew that Sun Wukong was calling her, and Lanlan, who was still sleeping, suddenly burst into tears.
"Wait, why did you cry? Are you dissatisfied with your name? Let's see, oh, you're hungry. Breast milk? I haven't eaten anything about breast milk. If you don't have breast milk or can't feed breast milk for some reason, you can consider milk powder instead. I recommend Ai Tami, Bellame..." The strange-shaped name, Sun Wukong said that he couldn't remember it. Does the name of milk powder have to be so genius? "Wait, I'll buy you milk powder."
Don’t you know that the baby needs to coax it? If you cry for a long time, you may get out of breath. Adults will feel unbearable. If the baby is out of breath, tsk.
Unfortunately, Sun Wukong, who had not even finished reading half of the book, didn't know.
Fortunately, Sun Wukong's home is quite close to the supermarket, and it only takes a minute to run over. High-demand things like milk powder can always be found on the product shelf.
What are these milk powders? Why haven’t I seen them in the book? How could I see that the recommended milk powders in that book are all imported goods, and how can a small supermarket show such high-end goods? The shopping guide who was observing next to me took action. Seeing Sun Wukong scratching his ears and cheeks like a monkey, she smiled. Of course, she dared not cheat Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong is famous for fighting in this area, and the one who is more famous is his hatred of evil. If he cheated him, whisper, this supermarket may not be able to save it. Call the police? He can’t tell who is in the wrong, just how often Sun Wukong enters the bureau. He can even chat with some familiar policemen. Which cell he enters, the boss of that cell is instantly moved, so he doesn’t hesitate at all.
Not only can he not cheat him, but he also needs to be satisfied physically and mentally. Seeing that Sun Wukong is coming to buy milk powder for the first time, other things must be needed, including a bottle, a spare pacifier, a bottle brush, a disinfectant pot, a bottle insulation bag, and a milk warmer.
"Do you need diapers?"
Seeing Sun Wukong's confused look, I would like to ask about the age of the baby. Fortunately, the shopping guide had a lot of experience in giving birth to a child, otherwise Sun Wukong would have to buy a lot of repetitive or even useless things.
In the end, there were too many things. Unless Sun Wukong had three heads and six arms, he would definitely not be able to take so many things back. The supermarket owner borrowed him a cart and gave Sun Wukong a 20% discount.
The people around are also familiar with Sun Wukong's temperament. If you give him a tough guy, he will be harder than you. If you give him a soft guy, you may not say anything at that time, but you also remember this love and will definitely help if you have any problems. Last month, the supermarket encountered social security personnel and came to collect protection fees. Sun Wukong happened to see it. Of course, Sun Wukong did not see any injustice, but those people were unwilling to provoke him.
Five or six people fell to the ground in less than a minute, and the pain made them unable to say anything except wailing.
If you can't beat it, you'll be called a human being, your usual routine. However, when they brought people over, their face changed instantly when they saw Sun Wukong. The encounter with Sun Wukong a month ago made him remember it deeply. Although Sun Wukong did not reach the level of a 10,000 enemy, forty or fifty people put him in a difficult situation.
But who is Sun Wukong? He is a person who never admits defeat. He hit the back and was covered in bruises and bent the steel pipe in his hand. Sun Wukong still gritted his teeth and refused to fall down.
The person who was most injured was still supporting him, but the more crowded people were already scared.
He even begged Sun Wukong to forget that today's affairs will end here, and the water of the well will not interfere with the river in the future.
Haha, forget it, just forget it? Sun Wukong dragged the blood-dripping steel pipe towards the person who could still stand with injuries.
There was another fight, and finally someone broke down and limped away from the place where the fight was fought.
The boss wanted to run too, but it was too late when he found out that he should run.
As soon as he turned around, Sun Wukong had only a short piece of steel pipe in his hand and staggered to the ground. His body sank, and Sun Wukong was already riding on him.
What else can I do? Beg for mercy.
Is it useful to beg for mercy? Just beg for mercy earlier, but now Sun Wukong is in pain all over his body. With the skills he obtained from Bodhi Patriarch in his previous life, and after more than ten years of hard practice, although he has not returned to his previous life's strength, nor has healing bones, only a body that is stronger than ordinary people and a quick self-healing ability.
It hurts, three ribs were broken, the left hand was broken, the thighs and back were cut a few times and bleeding, and countless bruises and swellings were all over the body.
I want to beg for mercy, yes, you are the leader, right? Let me beat you up first.
If it weren't for the serious injury, excessive bleeding and dizziness, and the loss of strength, this person might have told him that more than 100 kilograms of meat were there that day, the police came late, and many people fought, and the person who called the police anonymously appeared.
He still remembers that it was only three days, three days. Sun Wukong said he was detained, but in fact he stayed in the hospital for three days, and then appeared in front of him in a lively manner.
"Robbery!"
(To be continued)
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!