Chapter 23 World People's Gala(1/2)
Before the dinner at Grandpa Fifth's house, Ye Molan was dragged away by Ye Moze...
Ye Moze: "Follow me...go wash your hands..."
Ye Molan: "Cousin Ze, please don't hold me back..."
Ye Moze: "Wash your hands before eating! You don't even understand this, right?"
Ye Molan: "I clearly saw someone preparing to wipe a handkerchief..."
Ye Moze: "You'll be clean only after washing. Be obedient!"
Ye Molan: "Wash your hands, just wash your hands. Let me go and I'll wash myself..."
Ye Moze: "I'll help you wash it! I have something to ask you..."
Ye Molan: "I can do simple things like washing my hands myself. Don't think of me as an idiot, okay?"
Ye Moze: "Ye Molan, weren't you an idiot just like that? Can you have some knowledge? Indian Asan... Do you think he is handsome? That's disgusting..."
Ye Molan: "Okay! I know you and I have different aesthetics! But no matter how different we are, Weiss is also very good-looking! And he is your cousin... How can you say that behind someone's back?"
Ye Moze: "Why did I just say he is Ah San? You have no idea... Weiss is a very dirty person. Although he is doing religious academic research in the temple... In fact, he is similar to those monks. Do you know what they are like?"
How strange is this temple? How inhumane? There is an old tradition in that temple. Young and beautiful women are regularly selected from untouchable families and driven to the temple with whips like animals... often one woman and many monks...
They also euphemistically call it: communication between common people and gods... These women who have had sex with monks can later do rituals for the poor and make a living, because they have had sex with monks...
, was identified as having access to the gods... Weiss started doing this when he was 16 years old, and he had sex with countless women... Do you understand? The most susceptible to sexually transmitted diseases... Are you drooling when you look at such a person? I
I’m speechless. If you don’t feel sick, I feel sick too…”
Ye Molan: "Ugh... vomit... vomit vomit..." Retching! After listening to Ye Moze's words, it would be weird if I didn't feel disgusted... It's so disgusting... Only then do I know what it means to look beyond the appearance of a person... No matter how handsome he is,
I felt extremely sick... I retched for a while, and then continued: "Cousin Ze, why didn't you tell me earlier? Ugh..."
Ye Moze: "Fool! Only now do you know that disgusting... makes you disobedient?... Listen up, stay away from Weiss, I always feel that he has a strange smell... Maybe he has some sexually transmitted diseases... Talk to him
It’s dangerous to spit on your face..."
Ye Molan retched a little again and calmed down: "Is it dangerous if saliva is sprayed on the face?"
Ye Moze: "Of course! For example, if you have an acne on your face, you pop it, and then the saliva of an AIDS carrier happens to be sprayed on it... Hmm? Do you understand?"
Ye Molan: "Ah..." Ye Molan covered her face in fear, and felt relieved that there were no wounds or acne on her face...
Seeing Ye Molan cover her face, Ye Moze raised his eyebrows and smiled, then took her hands and pulled them under the faucet, squeezed some hand sanitizer next to them, and rubbed them lightly from her wrists to her palms and then to her fingers...
Read it over and over...
Ye Molan: "I'll wash it myself..." She shrank her hands, but couldn't resist.
Ye Moze's palms are square and thick, the fingers are long and strong, and the joints are not exposed. The roots of the fingers are tight, the ends of each finger are straight, the fingers are square, and the fingernails are square. No matter how you look at such a hand, it gives people a sense of solidity. Big hands
The pair of Ye Molan's small hands that she holds, Ye Molan's hands look as soft as boneless, smooth and white, but in fact they have solid bones, soft palms, and slender fingers. The fingers are straight and the pulp of each finger is pointed.
There is no extra fat at all, each joint on the back of the finger is slightly raised and full, and the color is bright, green and white...
Ye Moze: "With such ugly hands, why do you have such long nails?"
Ye Molan was ashamed: "I have reservations about cousin Ze's aesthetics..." Growing up, Ye Moze was the first person to say that Ye Molan's hands were ugly...
Ye Moze: "I'll help you cut your nails later. It's not hygienic to keep such long nails..."
Ye Molan: "I don't offend you by growing my nails...long nails look good and make my fingers look longer...I won't cut them!"
Ye Moze: "Your fingers are too long, they are really ugly! Don't let others see these hands in the future, hide them! To avoid embarrassment..."
Ye Molan: "You...you have a problem with your aesthetics! Many girls like to hold my hand, hum! Girls all say my hands are pretty..."
Ye Moze: "Uh, you've been taken advantage of, so why bother? You fool!"
Ye Molan: "You..."
Ye Moze: "What are you, your, yours? You're not polite, call someone nicely!"
The laughter of men and women came from behind. When they came around, some people stretched their necks, stared at the hands of Ye Moze and Ye Molan, and smiled meaningfully... He was mumbling and didn't know what he was talking about? Ye Moze also
What was he talking to them about with a smile on his face? Many curious eyes never left those two hands... Ye Moze faced the gaze of everyone with an upright face, and was still cleaned by the hand sanitizer on Ye Molan's hands.
It's so clean that there seems to be no residue of hand sanitizer left behind... Look! I always feel that Ye Moze has a strong mysophobia?
After washing his hands, Ye Moze pulled Ye Molan to the restaurant. Ye Molan then asked: "Cousin Ze, were they laughing at me just now? Why do such a big man ask others to help wash his hands? Are they laughing at me as an idiot? Or are they laughing at me?
Retarded? Or imbecile?"
Ye Moze laughed slyly: "Yeah! I'm mentally retarded! So I can't take care of myself!"
Ye Molan: "You...you killed me...hum! We don't even know each other anyway, so I can love you as much as I want..."
In the banquet hall, there is a very long dining table in the middle. There are many kinds of musical instruments behind the dining table and chairs, and there is a big drum next to it... The long dining table can accommodate many people... This makes it look friendly and friendly.
Lively, no need to sit separately... Grandfather Five is sitting at the head of the table, with the two beautiful twins sitting on his left and right... Ye Moze's father is also present at this time. Ye Moze's mother has passed away many years ago, so Ye Moze's father is now surrounded by a
Xina is a beautiful woman with a hot and sexy figure... Weiss tried to sit with Ye Molan several times, but Ye Molan and Ye Moze cleverly avoided her. After listening to Ye Moze's words, Ye Molan was very interested in this person named Weiss.
The monk was very disgusted. She would feel disgusted just by looking at him. She was even more afraid of him touching the corner of her clothes... Okay! In fact, Ye Molan also had mysophobia...
Ye Molan whispered to Ye Moze: "Your stepmother is so beautiful and sexy, and she is still so young. Will she give you some younger brothers and sisters?"
Ye Moze: "Nonsense! What a stepmother, they are not married... Everyone just gets what they need, it's fair! Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, eh?"
Ye Molan pursed her lips: "Oh!"
Ye Moze smiled slightly: "It's so ugly. When did you learn to flatten your mouth? Cough! Can you be more quiet while eating? The jam is all over your face..." As he said that, he used a finger to remove the jam on Ye Molan's cheek.
, put his finger into his mouth again, stretched out his tongue and licked the jam on his finger...
The taste of grilled chicken wings is very unique. Ye Molan reached out and grabbed a steel tong to pick up another grilled chicken wing. She smelled the delicious fragrance and opened her mouth to bite. However, she saw that the food that had fallen into her mouth had been snatched away by Ye Moze...Ye Moze snatched the grilled chicken wings.
I ate the chicken wings with great flavor...
Ye Molan: "Why did you steal my chicken wings?"
Ye Moze: "You have just eaten one. No matter how delicious something is, you can only try it once! I have told you many times. There will be many dishes later. If you try a little of each one, you will be exhausted.
you……"
In fact, it’s just Ye Moze talking nonsense, saying that eating should be quiet and elegant? In fact, look at the crowd at this long table, eating is called a high-end! All kinds of hip-hop and fun, because the long table is too long, some food
It's relatively far away, and someone can climb up to the table with half of his body to pick up the food... I think this is how food should be eaten, and eating in this atmosphere is the most comfortable. This is called a bold, generous, and unrestricted feeling.
Ye Molan wanted to check the time, and then she realized that her cell phone had been confiscated by Ye Moze before the meal, and was placed with his assistant. He said that he couldn't look at his cell phone while eating... He was a little distracted... Yao Yi? He hasn't contacted me for a long time, to be more precise.
He said that I couldn't get in touch with Yao Yi... It was really a chance encounter, so why did he disappear without a trace? Don't you even need a farewell message? I shook my head suddenly, am I overthinking it? Yao Yi
It was just a chance encounter with me... It's my own fault, maybe I scared people away...
Ye Moze: "Ahem! You have to eat carefully and don't be distracted... Do you want to put the fish bone soup into your nostrils?"
Ye Molan: "Ahem, cough..." The soup is not choking, it's Ye Moze's words that always make people choke.
When everyone was full of wine and food, Grandpa Wu proposed to play a game... The game is very simple, beat the drum and pass the hat, huh? I don't know whose flower hat I caught, and a sturdy Filipino servant was blindfolded and hit.
Drums, and then everyone sees it as passing the flower hat. Whoever the drum stops in the hand will perform a talent. It can be anything, magic, acrobatics, dancing, singing, musical instruments, even if you want to paint a landscape painting, it will do.
Anyway, you draw your picture, everyone's games continue without affecting you... There are various musical instruments at the back to choose from...
Grandpa Five was in good spirits, and the colorful hat fell into Grandpa Five’s hands. Grandpa Five carried the accordion on his back and sang a Russian country song while playing the accordion. To be honest, he has a strong personal charm, a strong back, and a loud singing voice...
The various talents are very interesting... Because it is a gathering of all ethnic groups in the world, of course there are many musical instruments that Ye Molan has never seen before, full of fresh curiosity... This time, Ye Molan discovered for the first time the people of the fifth grandfather's family
It's all so interesting...
When the flower hat fell into the hands of Cui Meiji, Cui Meiji planned to play a piece of ancient music on the guzheng, hoping that someone who could play the flute would cooperate... After asking around, no one knew how to play the flute...
Ye Molan: "I don't know how to play the flute either, but can I use a flute instead?"
Cui Meiji: "Sister Mo Lan, of course you can, you can play with me on the flute!"
Among the pile of musical instruments, a bamboo flute was actually found...
Ye Moze: "Wait a minute, I'm going to wash it. I don't know how long this flute has been playing. Sister Meiji, please tune the guzheng first..."
While Ye Moze went to wash the flute, Ye Molan was finally able to stretch herself. She always felt uncomfortable with Ye Moze around, always being restrained... Only when she escaped from the restraint could she relax, and took the opportunity to stretch... A relative next to her
I can't help but laugh when I see Ye Molan doing this...
Jack: "Keke...Ye Molan, you are controlled so tightly by Ye Moze's overbearing maniac..."
Ye Molan: "Ah? Are you? Are you Jack? How is that possible? Are you really related to me?"
Jack: "Alas! I have long said that we are relatives...why don't you believe it until now..."
Ye Molan smiled sheepishly: "Hehe! Hehe! How do I know? A stranger insists on saying he is my cousin... If it were anyone else, no one would believe it!"
Jack: "Now you know that I am your real cousin? Then I sincerely invite cousin Ye Molan to our band again!"
Ye Molan: "Where can I join a professional band like yours? I can only play when I'm bored...I don't have the perseverance or talent..."
Jack: "Ye Molan, you play the drums very well..."
Ye Molan: "Haha! Cousin Jack is too generous..."
Ye Moze: "The flute has been cleaned, and I have attached the membrane... What are you two talking about?"
To be continued...