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Chapter 4 Qiankun Shoes

The surroundings were gloomy and everyone held their breath. This "gumbo" sound was hitting everyone's heart, making everyone both curious and at a loss.

Although my father didn't doubt me, he had no choice but to do anything. He turned his attention to the shaman, and the wizard obviously also found the source of the voice.

My father quietly whispered my words next to the mage, and the knowledgeable mage was also shocked.

"What you said is true?" the mage asked my father.

My father nodded, "That day, my kid was alone on the mountain. When I encountered this, I fainted from fright. I was so tired when I got home!"

The Shaman looked at me, smiled and said, "I said, why do I feel that his kidney qi is severe? It turns out that this is the reason!"

"Is it okay now?" the mage asked me.

I nodded and shook my head again. It seemed that this matter was not as simple as I thought I would catch a cold. I really had to let this old man explain it to me.

"Where were you that night?" the mage asked me.

"My? At first, I was in the grass, but later there were too many mosquitoes, so I slept on my uncle's coffin board." I answered honestly.

"Then you heard this sound when you slept in the grass kezi!"

I recalled, "No!"

"That's right!" the mage nodded.

"What's right? Master, what do you mean?" I was puzzled by his words.

"Logically speaking, your uncle's age, not to be considered an old man in other villages, he is definitely a person who is about to die out of oil. The biggest characteristic of a person who is exhausted is that his yang energy is exhausted, and you slept on your uncle's coffin board. You are a young man and strong yang energy. What is this female corpse doing? He wants to get married! He wants to find a man. If you have a strong masculine aura on your body, she will feel it!"

"So, the 'gudong' sound I heard next to the Nanmu coffin that day was a signal from this female corpse?" I asked the mage.

"Yes, this female corpse replied soon, but think about it, she is a man from the underworld, and you, a man from the living, cannot feel the message she replied!"

"According to your opinion, I felt that the person who replied to the letter was my uncle, so my uncle responded!?"

"Yes, this is the meaning. There have been two meanings of Yin and Yang since ancient times. One is that life is yang and death is yin. This is the difference between living people and dead people. The other is that men are yang and women are yin. This is the difference between men and women. As for the Yin and Yang of men and women, it has nothing to do with death, and life."

It seems that not everyone can be a shaman, at least it needs some theoretical knowledge.

The mage continued, "You and your uncle are both men and relatives. At this point, they are blood-connected. When the female corpse feels, she meets someone with strong yang energy. She is going to seek marriage, and meeting such a man is a once-in-a-lifetime thing for her."

This mage said seriously, and I really want to really start to believe what he said is true.

"Your boy urinated his pants, and that night the yang energy was sucked away by the female corpse. The man's yang energy was in the kidneys. If the yang energy was purified, the kidney deficiency would occur, and if the urination would occur, the urination would occur incontinence!"

"Then I won't always do this in the future!" Sweat beads of water oozed out of my head.

"There is always a solution to this. We have said so much. Let's see what your uncle is doing first!"

The mage's words seemed to give me a reassurance. No matter what, it would be fine. I don't want to stay in diapers all my life, but I haven't gotten married yet!

The villagers around saw that the master and our father-in-law were talking all the time, and their necks had long stretched out, but we were a distance away from them and they couldn't hear them clearly!

According to the mage's wishes, my father and I dismissed the blind dates. This is our own business of the Liu family, and it is not glorious if we talk about it.

Everyone reluctantly went down the mountain. I wondered if someone was hiding behind the big tree and peeking around. After confirming that it was safe, I returned to my uncle's coffin.

The Shaman took out his long brown peach wood sword and raised a small crack on his uncle's coffin, and looked inside carefully.

I was a little puzzled about his actions. Since there was no one else, just open it and look at it. Why should I be so careful?

The Shaman saw my doubts and said that dead people cannot see the sunshine. When they see a little sunshine, their yin life will disappear a little, so we try not to disturb them.

After the mage finished reading it, he nodded. His father rolled a dry tobacco for the mage. He took a few sips, "What did your elder brother say when he died?"

"No!" Maybe the answer was too direct. My father thought seriously for a few seconds and continued, "It seems that he didn't say anything special, just let me bury him well. By the way, let me not wear him with cloud shoes."

When the dead die, wearing cloud shoes is our custom here, and the purpose is to make the dead wait for the Pure Land early.

"What shoes do you want to wear for him?"

"It's worn dry shoes!"

Just now, our attention was on the crotch of my uncle. We were afraid that he would solve the problem, so no one paid attention to the shoes he was wearing.

Everyone put up the lid of the coffin and took a look. It was indeed Kun shoes!

"So that's true!" Master Saman sighed.

"Why is there something wrong?" my father asked.

"These dry shoes and Kun shoes correspond to men and women. In ancient times, men and women were Qian women and Kun. In ancient times, men and women had to wear Qiankun shoes when they got married. Nowadays, people have long forgotten the customs of the past, and women use red leather shoes instead. For men, they can just buy a pair of new black leather shoes."

The Shaman pointed to the nanmu coffin, "Now the woman is wearing Kun shoes, so your uncle asked you to put dry shoes on him again. It is obvious that your elder brother has known that this is happening long ago."

"There is still this?" My father and I were both confused.

"It seems that this female corpse was not an ordinary person during her lifetime. How could it be expected that the entrance of her tomb would be under someone else's tomb? It seems that she had already set her sights on your grave, or she had long expected that you would occupy her grave, so she chose to bury her here."

"What should I do now?" my father asked.

"This is the only way to do it. Now you choose whether to have the expensive nanmu coffin or to keep your uncle's broken wooden coffin. This nanmu coffin is half wider than that of ordinary people. It is obviously a burial of two people. We living people should fulfill their good deeds, which is also the wish of two dead people!"

Seeing that my father and I listened seriously, the master continued, "The marriage of this underworld person is also called a ghost marriage, and it also requires a ceremony!"

"Master, I still don't understand one thing very much. Didn't you say that this female corpse felt the yang energy of my uncle and me, so that she would be like this? Now I said that before my uncle died, I knew there would be a ghost marriage! Then did this female corpse know in advance or that night that I knew that she was going to get married!" I expressed my doubts.

"It's a matter of choosing acupoints. It's a matter of being married when she knows where she will get married. It's another matter of being a matter of sensing the yang energy. It's a matter of she knows when she should get married. It's like a matter of time and place. The appearance of your uncle and the yang energy merges, which makes her feel the man's yang energy, and she knows that she should get married! Do you know why you have been like this now? It's this female corpse constantly sucking your yang energy. If you want to live longer, hurry up and let her get married. After the room is reunited, she won't worry about this yang energy!"

Ah? I have to make someone fulfill the family with this female corpse? Who will fulfill the family with her? Living or dead? If it is a living person, it will not be - I really don't dare to think about it for another second.

The mage didn't care about my surprised expression and continued, "The only way now is to let your uncle complete the family with her. If these two people, no, it should be said that these two ghosts have successfully completed the family, your illness will naturally be cured."

I took a breath and the mage also said that the lust of this female corpse is closely related to me. If the completion of the family fails to succeed, I will have to keep carrying diapers!

"By the way, Old Man Liu, do you know your elder brother's birth date?"

"I know!" My father nodded quickly, took out the paper and pen that had been prepared in advance, and wrote down his uncle's birthday.

"This, and this female corpse, I'll take it back first. What time is it? After all, it's Futian. It's better not to be late. Go back and wait for my trust!" The mage put the two birth dates into his pocket.

My father suddenly became a little excited and actually knelt down in front of the mage, and kowtowed twice, "Immortal, our Liu family depends on you!"

"Get up!" The mage helped my father up, "Actually, in our career, the least you are willing to deal with dead people!"

"Then why do you help me!" For some reason, my attitude towards this mage has changed from disdain at the beginning to trust. Although this is a sloppy old man, he has become my backbone at this moment!

"Oh! You have a catastrophe, and I have a catastrophe. I can help you get through it, but I may not be able to get through it. If you can't afford to mess with anything, you can only bite the bullet and get on. Your boy is very blessed. I like it from the bottom of my heart. Whether you can get through it depends on luck."

After the mage said this, he left. For some reason, I suddenly felt a little lonely on his back.

The rain was falling down like this, and the outline of the female corpse's body became clearer. I completely lost my little appreciation for her beauty. Not only that, I became more and more afraid of her existence. Who is she, why did she appear in the cemetery of our Liu family, and why did we have to bind our Liu family men? Of course, this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is why she has to be related to me!
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