Chapter 87 Because Mr. is in the world
Cha Xiaolou shouted fiercely: "Hmph... don't be proud. My two aunts will come in a few days. My uncle and the other are better than the other. My cousin can't kill you, so I will definitely find a way to let my aunt and uncle kill you."
Huang Xiaoyu ignored it and turned around and entered the wooden house.
Cha Xiaolou didn't follow him this time, so he went back to the old peach tree at the door, sat on the branch, gnawing on the peaches while staying there.
On the dark night, the dim lights and shadows in the cabin are covered with shadows.
Under the cold moonlight, a young man held a peach wood sword in his hand, feeling intoxicated.
He is very handsome, but unfortunately his posture is too ugly.
Cha Xiaolou shouted: "Hey, Yun Wuxian, what sword moves have you practiced? Why are you so ugly?"
Yun Wuxian ignored her.
Cha Xiaolou: "Your master must be a swordsman, and he doesn't understand swords at all. Swords are gentlemen among weapons, and they pay attention to elegance and integrity. What tricks are you doing? Hahaha... I also lick the sword with my tongue. Fortunately, it's peach wood, otherwise your tongue will be gone."
Yun Wuxian still ignored her.
Cha Xiaolou: "Puff... I know this move, called Dugu Jiujian Suicide, hahaha... I'm so laughing, I can hit my head... Yun Wuxian, when you fight with others in the future, don't use a sword. Otherwise, I'll laugh to death."
Yun Wuxian had a calm face: "I don't talk to the koalas."
Cha Xiaolou was not angry either: "Hey, Yun Wuxian, come here and be my teacher. I will pass on your boxing skills. Just practice for a year and ensure that you are invincible in the world."
Yun Wuxian was unmoved.
Cha Xiaolou ignored him and turned around and looked at the path that was coming in.
On the path, a girl walked slowly with her pipa in her arms. An old man was covered in blood, lowered his head, and fell two steps behind, following each other.
People have a comparative mentality.
The same is true for Cha Xiaolou.
She stared at Situ You, widened her eyes, staring silently, and secretly exclaimed in her heart: "What a beautiful lady."
After watching for a long time, my figure and face were in secret, I jumped out of the tree, stood up straight, half a short head. I secretly told myself that I was still young and grew up, and I would definitely be taller than her in two years.
He raised his chest and glanced at Situ You's chest, and finally found some balance. Humph, at least his chest is not smaller than hers.
Cha Xiaolou laughed in his heart. This young lady might be envious and jealous when she sees herself. After all, there is no other one in the world who is as loli-faced and devilish as this girl.
But the next moment, the little girl became depressed.
Situ You didn't even look at her.
From beginning to end, he was calm and calm, walked slowly, passed by Cha Xiaolou, stood in front of the wooden house door, bowed and bowed: "Sir, I'm back."
A voice came from the wooden house: "Have you brought it back?"
"Brother, I'm fine." Ma San shouted quickly, smiling all over his face, but his right hand covered his chest, his face pale, and even cold sweat appeared on his forehead.
A pill floated out of the window: "Take it. Tomorrow, pick up the peaches on the ground. The old man of Cha's family celebrated his birthday. He heard that he was addicted to alcohol and brewed a few jars of wine according to the method I said."
Ma San swallowed it without hesitation, regardless of whether it was poison or not.
The door creaked open.
Situ You walked in slowly and closed the door again.
Cha Xiaolou gritted his teeth and cursed in his heart: "Stinky fish, there are no people in the wilderness, and the door is still closed. Humph... like anyone who wants to eavesdrop on you."
He said this, but his body was very honest.
Just like in a cave, this girl is moist.
She tiptoed to the door, and was about to eavesdrop, but the door opened again.
She was only one meter and sixty meters lower than Situ Youth, and now she was full of Situ Youth's breasts. From this perspective, she became bigger and bigger.
Cha Xiaolou even suspected for a time, why was it so big in the blink of an eye when he entered in less than a minute?
She took a few steps back and smiled awkwardly and politely: "Hehe...sister, that smelly fish is very bad, I'm afraid he will bully you."
Situ You didn't say anything, sat down on the steps, holding the pipa, lowered his head and played gently.
The song is gentle and the soul can listen to your heart.
Cha Xiaolou: "It sounds so nice. Wow, can you teach me how to play the pipa?"
Situ You lowered his eyebrows and said: "Good sound?"
Cha Xiaolou: "Yeah..."
Situ You sighed softly, without saying a word, and then continued to play.
Cha Xiaolou: "Don't it sound nice? I've heard of bamboo flutes blowing by stinky fish, but they are not as good as you."
Situ You whispered faintly: "There are immortals in the sky, free and easy, auspicious clouds are beds, drunkenly lying on the spiritual sea, phoenixes dance around, cranes sing, building temples in the mortal world kneeling for worship, sentient beings believe in it, wanting to live forever, fairies come to the world, and respect all places they pass..."
Cha Xiaolou stared at her big eyes, very confused.
Situ You: "There is a road. When you walk up, you can't turn back or see the end. Your snow-white ankles must flow through the sea of blood, and your soft heart must be filled with a mountain of corpse. You can join the demons and evil spirits and walk with ghosts and demons. You are intrigue and deceitful, bloody and storm, sentient beings grit their teeth, cursing and hoping that they should die, and the righteous paths of the heavens will be punished... If you become an immortal or a demon?"
Cha Xiaolou thought for a while: "Do you still need to choose this? You must be a beautiful fairy."
The Pipa song ended abruptly.
Situ You pressed the Xian and turned to Wanfu: "I figured out what the sir asked just now."
“Choose one.”
Situ You: "Sir, will you become an immortal or a demon in the future?"
There was a moment of silence in the wooden house, and a sense of resentment came to my face: "The body entered the Tao, I want to become an immortal, but they don't give me a chance!"
Situ You lowered his head, unable to see his expression clearly, and his voice was still calm, but he paused every word: "Situ You wished to become a witch!"
"Haha, I've seen many women. This is the first time you have seen a big breast and brainless person like you."
Situ You: "Thank you, Mr., for your praise."
"I'm calling you stupid. I can't find anyone stupider than you in heaven and earth!"
"Mr. I'm right, because there is only one Situ You in heaven and earth."
There was no more sound in the wooden house.
After a moment, a stone was thrown out and rolled down beside Situ You.
The stones are ordinary, just pebbles next to Xiluo River. There are also many in Taoyuan.
Situ You picked it up, but suddenly, there was information in the stone like a river, whistling straight into his mind.
"The Unintentional Demon Sutra"
Situ You didn't know what level of martial arts this was, but when she tried to read the "The Unintentional Demon Sutra" in her mind, a picture appeared in the Demon Sutra.
In the nine heavens, the extreme west, there is a holy land of Buddha, and there is a perfect state of bliss and freedom.
A woman's eyes bleed, dancing for three years, standing under the golden body of the Three Buddhas in the future, past and present, shouting loudly: If I become a demon, who can save me!
Situ You felt the same way, and a tear flowed out of the corner of his eyes.
The sound rang out in the wooden house, cold and ruthless: "After today, don't cry."
"Yes, sir."
"Don't kneel!"
"Yes, sir."
"No pleading is allowed."
"Yes, sir."
"Those who insult you will kill you!"
"Yes, sir."
"Those who deceive you will kill you!"
"Yes, sir."
"If you want to kill you, you will kill you."
"Yes, sir."
"You should be as cold as ice."
"Yes, sir."
"You should be as hard as a rock."
"Yes, sir."
"You should be ruthless in the world."
"No, sir."
The sound in the wooden house became colder and even with a murderous intent: "What did you say?"
Outside the door, the woman hugged the pipa, half-kneeled down, gritted her teeth, and was extremely firm, repeating: "No, sir."
"Only you can practice to the extreme without intention or ruthlessness. Tell me no? Give me a reason!"
"Because, sir is in the world."
ps: After three updates every day, I will update four chapters today, and add one chapter for the helm leader. Thank you for your reward in the last chapter~~
Chapter completed!