Chapter 29 The joke with Laojun
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"Your Majesty, my empress, it was Erlang Zhenjun and Chenxiang who fought outside the Zhenjun Temple, which shocked the entire heaven."
"Agarwood? Wasn't he devastated by Yang Jian? Was he thrown into the Bagua furnace by Lao Jun?"
"Ahem, the old Taoist threw him into the Bagua furnace. How could this happen?
Is it like Sun Wukong? But Chenxiang sneaked away?
No wonder, the old Taoist said why he didn't refine the elixir. He thought it was digested after being eaten by agarwood.
It turns out that this guy has already shed his golden cicada shell."
The Jade Emperor despised in his heart that this old man was quite capable of telling lies with open eyes, but he did not refute.
He didn't care at all about the new or old rules of heaven. He was just changing the rules of heaven, not the Jade Emperor.
He was also happy to watch the show. He saw everything Erlang Shen did, but he didn't say anything about it.
Only his silly wife naively thought that Erlang Shen was her real lackey.
When Chang'e heard this, she looked happy, but at the same time extremely worried.
Demonic Sea, the Heavenly King of the Eastern Dharma Kingdom, asked: "Then do you want to send someone to help Erlang Zhenjun?"
The Jade Emperor was speechless, didn't he have any idea? He didn't learn his lesson after being defeated by Chenxiang last time.
"No, you can't get involved in the battle between Erlang Zhenjun and Liu Chenxiang. They, the nephew and uncle, can have whatever troubles they want."
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
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click
Yang Jian's three-pointed two-sided blade directly activates the Divine Sword's True Thunder Control Technique, creating a thunderous and powerful force.
Chenxiang looked at the dark clouds above her head with a solemn expression.
"The five elements come out together——"
boom
After the two collided, they retreated tens of thousands of miles.
However, Yang Jian deliberately retreated thousands of miles.
And forced out a mouthful of blood.
"Pfft - cough, agarwood, congratulations, you won."
"Yang Jian, it seems you can't kill me anymore, take your leave."
Seeing Chen Xiang turning around and leaving, Yang Jian went straight to the Lingxiao Palace.
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"Your Majesty, your Majesty.
Agarwood has not died, but its mana has greatly increased. We have already fought, and the little god is no longer his opponent."
"Ah - this, he is really that powerful? What can I do?"
Hearing this, the immortals had different reactions. Some were gloating about the misfortune, some were just watching the show, and some were curious, concerned and happy. The Queen Mother was one of the worried ones and couldn't help but ask.
"Your Majesty, empress, the old Taoist believes that since Sun Wukong spent seven or forty-nine days in the Bagua Furnace, he developed piercing eyes and golden eyes.
Agarwood's previous magic power was no match for Erlang Zhenjun, but after practicing in the Bagua furnace for seventy-seven and forty-nine days, her magic power had surpassed that of Zhenjun Erlang.
According to the old way, it is better to throw the True Lord Erlang into the Bagua furnace and refine it for hundreds of years, and the heaven in heaven will enjoy peace forever."
When Erlang Shen heard this, he looked at Taishang Laojun, an unruly old Taoist priest. Did he think he didn't die quickly enough?
"It seems like this is the only way."
Listening to the Queen Mother's words, Erlang Shen cursed directly, "What a fool."
I also thought of playing in my heart: "Ahem, my dear, you can't. The little god has a plan to keep peace in heaven forever."
"Oh? Erlang Shen, tell me?"
Everyone was curious, Taishang Laojun was curious, and even the Jade Emperor, as an outsider and bystander, also looked at him curiously.
"Ahem, it's like this. Chenxiang took a lot of Laojun's elixirs, but he swallowed them whole. He didn't know how to develop and utilize them before he caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
The strength he displayed was less than a chance, and at that time, although he was no match for Xiao Shen, he could still be said to be evenly matched.
Ding Xiang took an elixir, developed it, and became extremely powerful. At least in terms of strength, I couldn't stop her.
In this case, Laojun is also a master of alchemy, so why not work harder for Laojun and refine a few hundred gourds for Your Majesty the Queen?
Then Your Majesty, can’t the empress have the magic power of thousands of agarwoods when they are making trouble in the heaven?
In that way, thousands of top masters, sitting in heaven, can enjoy peace forever?
Your Majesty, your Majesty, your Majesty, you can sit back and relax, and don’t have to worry about things like the little gods, Sun Wukong, and Agarwood that happened to you?"
The Queen Mother thought about it and weighed it: "Yeah, this method is indeed much more reliable."
After hearing Erlang Shen's suggestion, many immortals' eyes lit up, and they all hoped to become one of the lucky ones.
The originally calm Jade Emperor almost fell off the throne. He gave Yang Jian a strange look and then looked at Taishang Laojun funny. This was shooting himself in the foot.
Taishang Laojun's left hand, which was stroking his beard, directly pulled off a few strands of the long white beard on his chin.
He glared at Yang Jian.
"Ahem, your majesty, empress, those pills that Chenxiang took, it took the old master countless thousands of years to accumulate them.
If this is like what Erlang Zhenjun said, it would mean searching through the three realms, and there won’t be enough medicinal materials. It’s so unrealistic.”
Yang Jian: "Ahem, your majesty, empress, the little god is just joking. As the old gentleman said, those precious materials cannot be found.
Whenever you encounter one, you are lucky.
Your majesty, empress, and the little god want to go down to the next world to preside over the battle to conquer the Bull Demon King Ji Lei Mountain, so they will retire first."
After saying that, he walked towards the outside of Lingxiao Palace. He was really worried about whether the supreme queen mother would order him to be thrown into the Bagua furnace.
If he didn't resist, he wouldn't want to die so cruelly and unjustly.
If you resist, all your plans may be in vain.
Arriving at the True Lord Temple, Yang Jian took black clothes and woke up Xiaoyu who was in retreat.
"Erlang Shen, what's the matter?"
"Haha, it's nothing, it's time for you to take revenge.
Chenxiang rescued Sun Wukong and had no choice but to find Zhu Bajie.
As for Zhu Bajie, in Buddhism, his acquaintances were his master Jin Chanzi, Nanhai Guanyin Bodhisattva, junior disciple Sha Wujing, and Xiao Bailong.
But the only one with the ability to heal Sun Wukong is Guanyin Bodhisattva.
So we need to go to the South China Sea to stop and interrupt Guanyin to save Sun Wukong.
Didn't you just master the Heaven Splitting Divine Palm? With your strength, you are no match for Chen Xiang and cannot hurt him.
He won't hurt you, just try your best to fight him and get used to your sudden increase in strength."
"Okay, when will you leave?"
"It's not about when to leave, it's about whether you go by yourself or you and Heiyi go.
I went with you, agarwood is no match for us together.
Are we going to let him hold the two of us down by himself?
Everyone knows that if we continue to cheat, it will be exposed."
"You're not going?"
"Go, just reveal your identity. I'm going to Jilei Mountain. After all, it's official business, and I can't do it in a secret way, right?"
When Sun Wukong wakes up, I will show up, one-on-one, that's fair.
Ha ha……"
Xiaoyu was speechless, and so was Hei Yi.
Black man: "Erlang Shen, you are really scheming.
Chapter completed!