become a cat 4
That's right, Pei Jiaren is watching the school forum now! She plans to find an alumnus at the school forum to go out to do things together. Unexpectedly, she saw a few posts that appeared quickly in the forum. The names are also speechless.
[Chu Meng, a second-year student in the Department of Finance, your cat is here to call you home for dinner!]
[Chu Meng, a second-year student in the Department of Finance, is your cat named Xuanyuan Goudan'er?]
[Chu Meng, a second-year student in the Department of Finance, did your cat come to school to find you?]
The topics made Pei Jiaren stunned. After opening the post, she actually saw her own cat! She often sneaked in Xuanyuan Goudan'er! This name was discussed with Chu Meng!
He had to be domineering and cute, and finally decided on the name Xuanyuan Goudaner. The most important thing is that Pei Jiaren was incredible when she saw this photo, because she was holding her own Goudaner and turned out to be the most serious Yan Wang in the school! Looking at the wrinkles on Yan Wang’s face, Pei Jiaren didn’t know what to say...
Chu Meng also came over and glanced at him, while talking.
"My Goudan'er is at home. How could she come to school?"
As he said that, he saw his own dogdaner in the photo, who was held by Teacher Fan. He was stunned for a moment. Then he looked at his friend incredibly, and said a little unbelievable.
"This... this seems to be my dogba!"
When Pei Jiaren heard this, she slapped her friend in the head. She was so angry that she was so stupid that she was so angry!
"What does it mean to look like? Have you seen this cat brand? I still made it with money! It's our dogdaner! Let's take a look... It seems to be with Teacher Fan..."
Someone around seemed to know about this and looked at Chu Meng. What happened next happened even more speechless. It was during the break! The radio from their school actually rang!
"Class Chu Meng, a second-year finance student, your cat Xuanyuan Goudaner has come to the school to find you. Now you are in Teacher Fan's office. You can wait for the afternoon to get your cat to Teacher Fan's place."
This radio is a school-wide radio! Chu Meng was so amused when she heard it, and she didn't understand why she was on the radio! However, when she heard people say she would go to pick it up at noon, she was not too worried. Looking at the various photos about Goudan'er released in the forum, she knew that Goudan'er was very safe.
As for Zhou Zekai, who was carried to the office by Fan Dongliang, he also heard the radio. He knew that his poop shoveler came to find him at noon, so he was very relieved to stay with Fan Dongliang. Although he always had to be touched, he forgave him because the other party felt very comfortable touching~
Fan Dongliang's extremely serious face in front of the student was about to smile and pleat. He looked at the cat as gentle and dissatisfied. While he was teasing the cat, the office door was pushed open.
"Old Fan, I heard there is a cat here?"
The one who came in was Tan Yufeng. The one she taught music was Fan Dongliang's wife. The cat she had to raise at home was the milk cat that had always been black and white.
"Well, look, this is fatter than our cats! No wonder people say that nine of ten orange cats are fatter~"
He lifted Zhou Zekai up to show his wife, especially his fat belly, which made Tan Yufeng's face come in immediately with a smile. She came over and took Zhou Zekai and hugged her in her arms.
"It turns out that he is quite fat. It's so cute. Don't you have a class later? I'll look at him first."
As a standard cat slave, Tan Yufeng obviously likes cats more than Fan Dongliang, and held the cat and said to her husband.
"There is a can in the cabinet on your right. It doesn't know if it's hungry, so take it out and feed it."
In addition to the cats at home, Tan Yufeng occasionally helps the stray cats at school.
Fan Dongliang was speechless, not knowing why he had to put canned cats in his office so angry. He lowered his head and opened the cabinet. He was shocked. There were more than a dozen cans in it! He took out a small box of canned tuna.
"Yufeng, why are you putting so many canned cats into me? Are you afraid that our black man will steal it?"
This is really hard to understand. Fan Dongliang’s cat is called Heizi, a male cat who likes to eat canned food.
"No, aren't there many stray cats in the school? Last time I bought a lot of cans for Heizi, so I thought I would feed them when I came to school. Isn't there any cats?"
When she showed her husband a look at Gou Dan'er, Tan Yufeng signaled her husband to open the can. Fan Dongliang was naturally obedient. So after opening the can, the scent of tuna attracted all of Zhou Zekai's attention and his sense of smell was occupied by such fragrance.
Seeing that the can was placed on the table, Tan Yufeng put the cat on the table, Zhou Zekai happily ran over and started eating.
Meow! It’s so delicious! Unlike cat food, canned tuna is really a hundred times better than cat food. In the future, he must be an internet celebrity cat! Make a lot of canned tuna for himself!
As he ate, he didn't realize that he had started to eat, which made the two cat slaves beside him feel satisfied.
I like to see cats like this the most. They make gurgling sounds when eating, and they are very happy.
After a while, Fan Dongliang went to give a lecture again. When Tan Yufeng saw her husband leaving, she smiled quietly, picked up Zhou Zekai who had finished eating canned food and said.
"Goudan'er, would you go to music class with me?"
That's right, she deliberately cheated her husband away. In fact, she still has classes and plans to take the cat with her...
“Music class?”
"Meow Meow?"
Before Zhou Zekai could figure out what was going on, he was taken away by someone.
Obviously, his question was taken as an answer, and then he was taken to the music room by Tan Yufeng. There was a piano, other instruments, and more than 50 students waiting in the class. When he saw the teacher bringing a cat, he was stunned. Then he realized that the cat might be the dogdaner on the radio. Everyone was browsing the forum, so he already knew that a very smart cat came to the school. He came to find his owner Chu Meng!
Some students talked about Zhou Zekai's behavior in detail in the forum, which made many people not believe it, but this is not the key, because there are always some people with 'evidence'.
Putting the cat on the podium, Tan Yufeng started giving a lecture. Although she understood that her students always looked at the cat, so what? Is it okay to like cats to be caring?
Zhou Zekai was helpless in the face of everyone's gaze. Fortunately, Tan Yufeng was in music class. After a while, she started playing the piano and singing, which made Zhou Zekai lie lazily on the podium, and her tail swayed with the music, as if she was playing a beat.
Many students took photos with their mobile phones and thought the cat was so cute! And its shaking and rhythmic tail made the students who were studying music fully realize the talent of a cat.
As a result, not long after, Tan Yufeng asked the students to sing while playing beats, but unexpectedly, someone was out of tune.
"What do you ask me to say to you? Look at the dogdaner! Its beats are all right! You guys who are out of tune are not even as good as a cat!!!"
Zhou Zekai, who was lying there, suddenly heard the name call, and immediately sat up neatly, looking at Tan Yufeng with a confused look on his face. He didn't understand why the other party called him, and also felt that he must have fallen, and he could accept the name Gou Dan'er...
The classmates were amused by Tan Yufeng's words, and then looked at Zhou Zekai's cat's face with a confused look, and he smiled even more violently.
This smile made Zhou Zekai feel that he had to teach these stupid humans a lesson! So he jumped directly from the podium. Just when everyone thought he was going to do something, he actually jumped onto the piano.
"jump!!!"
The piano made a violent noise, which shocked Tan Yufeng. She thought that Goudan'er was unhappy and planned to go over and carry Goudan'er down, but she didn't expect that although Goudan'er jumped in the bass area, she stood up at this time, and then one of the paws reached into the high pitch area, and then pressed the first piano key.
Tan Yufeng and these students didn't understand why, and then they saw something even more incredible...
Well! Mom, this cat has become a sperm! It can actually play the piano!!!
That's right! In order to let these stupid mortals know their power, Zhou Zekai used a cat's paw and slowly pressed it on the keys, and played two lines "Little Star". The tune was very simple, but it could be heard. After playing these two lines, Zhou Zekai turned his head and glanced at everyone with contemptuous eyes.
"You bunch of scumbags!"
"Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!"
Not to mention the classmates, even Tan Yufeng was stunned. It was the first time she saw a cat who could play the piano! And... they always felt that the cat seemed to despise them!
After Zhou Zekai pretended to be a pussy, he jumped onto the podium and lay down. These stupid humans couldn't even beat the beat, so what music should they learn! It's not as good as a cat!
Its behavior fully illustrates this sentence, and also makes Tan Yufeng look at the classmates with laughter and cry, and said with a pout.
"Look, cats will despise you, just ask if you are afraid?"
Now the classmates in this classroom were in a panic and spoke one by one.
"I'm so scared, teacher, has this cat become a sperm?"
"Teacher, didn't you say that animals cannot become sperm after the founding of the country?"
"Teacher, is it a little star just now?"
"Teacher, is this your cat? You're so smart? You can actually play the piano!"
This made Tan Yufeng’s forehead hurt. Then look at the initiator, lying on the podium like mud, which made Tan Yufeng speechless.
"Okay OK! Quiet, let's continue to class! This cat belongs to other classmates, so, can you listen to the class with me hard? Otherwise, even a cat will despise you!"
Now someone has taken a video of Zhou Zekai playing the piano just now, and then posted it quietly on Weibo.
[I am a sloppy v: Cats can play the piano these days, so what else do I learn? Let’s accept the contempt of His Majesty the Cat! [Video]]
In addition, on today's Weibo, there are cats going to class, cats asking teachers for water to drink, cats looking for owners, etc. If you are careful, you will find that these cats are all one, the smart Xuanyuan Goudaner!
Chapter completed!