Chapter 1748 Oil spilled noodles
"Brother, you have white hair." Wang Lang did not continue Zhou Lanfeng's words but turned around.
Zhou Lanfeng looked at the screen of the phone for a long time, "It's true."
"Brother, I'll pull it for you." The confused egg gangster Lao Liu volunteered.
Zhou Lanfeng shook his head, "I can't pull out my white hair. I'm at this age, let it go."
The butterfly next to him was in a low mood, sitting on the steps, with arms around his knees, "Unclearly we are all at this age."
Several people fell into silence at the same time.
"At that time, we were all so young. We had to be beaten every day because of practicing martial arts. So many years have passed in a flash. We are all this age. The whereabouts of our master are unknown. The master's wife is already menopause. Life is so fast. If you don't think about it carefully, you really can't feel it." Butterfly sighed softly.
Wang Lang looked at Zhou Lanfeng who was still in blue hair and smiled, "Brother, when will you find a sister-in-law for everyone? When you find a sister-in-law, you will find that you are still very young."
Zhou Lanfeng's old face showed a hint of shyness. "What kind of partner is I'm not looking for? I don't look for a partner. Don't you know what my elder brother looks like? I can't speak. Women nowadays are too realistic. They always ask for houses and cars. You know, brother, I don't have high requirements for this kind of material. I run a clinic and don't charge much medical expenses. I don't have money, I can't afford a car or a house, and no woman can like me."
Wang Lang grinned and said, "Brother, don't worry, please find it. Tell me if you are short of money. I can buy all the houses in Lingxia for you."
Zhou Lanfeng smiled shyly, "No need, I will solve my own problems."
Who knew that the confused ant boy next to him was immediately energetic after hearing this. He stretched his neck and squeezed his big face in front of the camera, "Second brother, don't believe what the elder brother said. The elder brother was in love with the pretty widow in the next village. Yesterday, the two of them were holding hands in the grove. The pretty widow wanted to kiss the elder brother, and the elder brother's face turned red and said that he was developing too fast. I shitted in the grove three months ago and they were walking together, and it was only now that I got it."
The eldest senior brother Zhou Lanfeng turned red, "Don't talk nonsense, Lao Liu, we are just in love now, and we haven't reached the point of finding a partner yet."
Lin Zifan was amused by the shy old man, the eldest brother.
Lao Liu kept complaining and tried hard to stretch his neck to reveal the news, "Every time my eldest brother was in love with that pretty widow, he would go to the grove where I shit. Second brother, buy me a mobile phone. Next time I will record the video of my eldest brother falling in love."
"Didn't the fourth brother buy you a mobile phone?" Wang Lang was stunned for a moment.
Hearing this, the sentimental butterfly, who was sitting on the side, immediately spoke, "Second brother, you don't know, this turtle son bought him a mobile phone and a computer, I don't know how he did it. He can control the mobile phones and satellite TV in the whole village. Once, this turtle son didn't know what to do. Lao Zhang in our village was chatting with an online woman on video online. The turtle son's face suddenly appeared on Lao Zhang's mobile phone screen, which scared Lao Zhang so much that he stayed in our elder brother's clinic for half a month before he calmed down."
Lao Liu smiled and said, "Second brother, Lao Zhang is so sexy. He is in his fifties and has no formality. The woman who was talking to her videos obviously put on makeup. I saw that she was almost fifty, but she said she was still a 20-year-old girl. She said that her family could not sell tea and needed the money to save her grandfather. As a result, Lao Zhang was so excited that she wanted to give money to the woman. The third brother said that the women outside were all painters. I saw that Lao Zhang was going to be deceived and was ready to remind him. Who knew that Lao Zhang was timid and was scared by me."
Wang Lang grinned, "Beautiful job, Lao Liu! Do you need any other equipment? I will provide you with it. I can guarantee that one day you can make awesome stuff for us."
Lao Liu smiled embarrassedly when he heard this, "Second brother, I happen to be studying something. Have you heard of Tesla?"
Wang Lang was stunned for a moment, "I met a madman when I was squatting before. I told me about this person, what's wrong?"
"Second brother, I want a laboratory." Lao Liu said.
"Laboratory? OK, how much is it? I'll call the fourth child."
"It is estimated that it is more than 20 million." Lao Liu smiled silly.
"Okay, I'll call you later."
Butterfly immediately stretched out her neck and cursed, "Second brother, stop spoiling this turtle son. I don't know what this turtle son is studying. Last time I secretly built a laboratory in a mountain bag behind the back mountain. I went to the back mountain to relax that day, and saw that the mountain bag suddenly disappeared. I don't know where it went. The turtle son's body became transparent, and he shouted in the air. I went over and pulled him to recover. I was frightened at that time. Second brother, don't pay this turtle son to make up those strange things. I may not know when I die one day."
Wang Lang was a little stunned when he heard this, "Lao Liu, what are you doing? How did you do it?"
Lao Liu smiled mysteriously, "Second brother, you will know then that I will almost succeed. If I can succeed, this is a feat in human history. It can allow human civilization to arrive early."
Wang Lang thought for a while, "Did you make something live?"
Lao Liu was stunned for a moment and quickly spoke, "Second brother, don't say it out loud. Don't let the elder brother and fourth sister know for now. If you pay me money to build a laboratory, I will definitely be able to succeed. Moreover, I can accurately measure the time to an hour and the location to an error of less than one meter. The previous mountain is a good example."
The eldest brother Zhou Lanfeng and Butterfly both looked confused, only Wang Lang was shocked, "Lao Liu, you are such a fucking genius!"
Lao Liu proudly stood up his chest. "Second brother, believe me, give me money, I build a laboratory to save the lives of our brothers."
"What does it mean?" Wang Lang didn't understand this time.
Lao Liu didn't say it vaguely, "Second brother, just believe me in this thing. I can't harm you."
Wang Lang was silent for a while and said, "You can give you money to build a laboratory, but you must pay attention to safety."
Lao Liu immediately patted his chest and promised, "Second brother, aren't you still worried about me? I've done all this for everyone. I can't say some things, I believe you have figured out the threshold of the Creation Realm, and you must know that some things can be said and some things cannot be said. The secrets of heaven are not words that fool people, but real things. The Zhouyi Bagua left by the ancients is the strongest and most mysterious arithmetic in the world."
Wang Lang had already understood some things, but he didn't ask any further questions.
The voice of the master's wife suddenly came from the other end of the video, "Die! Where is the dick! Who among you guys has seen the dick? It's raining, why haven't he come back yet?"
"Master's wife, the second child is here." The eldest brother raised his phone and placed it in front of Feng Sanniang. After seeing Wang Lang's silly smile, Feng Sanniang rolled her eyes, turned her head and left, and cursed while walking, "The little bastard had no roots in his home when he was a child. He was so big but still had no roots in his home."
As Feng Sanniang left, the remaining few people smiled slightly.
"Second brother, come back early." Butterfly said softly.
Wang Lang joked halfway, "When will I go back when my brother gets married?"
Senior brother Zhou Lanfeng's face suddenly turned red, "Why are you waiting for me to get married? I think you just don't want to go home."
Wang Lang grinned, "I will go back in a while."
Lao Liu suddenly stood up, "The teacher's wife seems to be in the kitchen."
The remaining two people turned around at the same time, "It seems that the master's wife is really in the kitchen. Second brother, I won't tell you anymore. The master's wife is probably hungry. Let's go to see the master's wife. The master's wife always forgets things and is careful to order the kitchen."
Hang up the phone.
Wang Lang lit a cigarette and sat by the sea watching the tide rise and fall.
When Wang Lang was calling before, he came out of the house and sat by the beach to make a phone call.
After taking a deep breath of cigarette, Wang Lang lay on the beach. His body was still constantly exercising his skills. The dragon armor was completely invisible, but he could still touch it. He really didn't expect that the ancients could have such awesome operations.
But then again, Wang Lang hasn't been back for a long time. After calling today, Lin Zifan couldn't help feeling distressed when he saw his master's wife.
Wang Lang heard the words of the elder brother, but as Lao Liu said, it is impossible for the same brothers to be suspicious of each other. In this life, there must be a few brothers who can give up the back and not stab the knife. Wang Lang is willing to believe the elder brothers. Even if Lao Qi defected to the Dragon Saving Life, Wang Lang would still believe that Lao Qi was his brother, although what he did was indeed angering.
When a cigarette was burning, Wang Lang snatched out the cigarette butts and exhaled a long breath of smoke from his mouth, like an old coal-burning train.
The phone was buzzing and vibrating. Wang Lang took it out and saw a WeChat message from Butterfly.
It's a picture.
Oil splashed noodles.
The butterfly sent another voice message behind it.
"Second brother, you send a voice to suck the noodles, otherwise you will always feel like eating."
Wang Lang was really angry and funny, but he still performed for nothing.
Butterfly sent Wang Lang a short video. In the video, the teacher's wife held the phone in one hand and listened to the voice in her ear. She ate the noodles in big mouthfuls, and muttered, "It's this smell."
Seeing that the teacher's wife had gray hair, Wang Lang's eyes were slightly red.
Turning off his cell phone, Wang Lang stood up, smoked a cigarette, and walked towards the room.
As soon as he entered the door, Wang Lang was stunned for a moment and kept thrusting his nose.
I actually smelled the smell of oil splashing noodles.
After entering, I saw Xia Shuyao sitting on the sofa and looking at the kitchen from time to time. When I saw Wang Lang sniffing in, Xia Shuyao said contemptuously.
"Can you look a little serious?"
Wang Lang ignored Xia Shuyao and walked straight towards the kitchen.
When I went over, I saw a row of bowls on the table, and a woman was pouring oil with a pan. The fragrance was strong.
But at this time, Wang Lang's visual impact was even more than the olfactory impact.
Wang Lang stared at the woman in a daze.
Chapter completed!