Chapter 266 Stand Up
Wang Lang took out his ears and smiled at Li Yong, "Uncle, although I am an orphan, I was pulled by my master's wife. I have to ask them about this kind of thing first."
Li Yong nodded, "It should be."
Wang Lang gave Li Yong a smile, took out his cell phone, hesitated for a moment, and called the phone. For some reason, Wang Lang's cell phone was turned on by himself and could not be locked up if he had no choice.
After a blind voice, the phone was answered, and the first thing that came was an explosive roar.
"Damn bald donkey! Did you steal the pig elbow I made?" Feng Sanniang roared angrily.
Then a very aggrieved voice came from the phone, "It was Beggar who said that it was when he was begging for food."
Then there was a chaotic sound mixed with screams.
Wang Lang smiled at Li Yong awkwardly, "My master's wife is a straightforward person."
Li Yong pretended to be calm and waved at Wang Lang, saying that it was okay.
After the screams, Feng Sanniang seemed to have finally remembered the phone and then went through, "Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go if you have nothing to do!"
Wang Lang laughed softly, "Please pay tribute to the master's wife."
"Stop giving me this set. The weasel wishes the chicken a happy New Year. I don't have a good intention! Say! What's the matter?" Feng Sanniang seemed to be eating, and it made Wang Lang feel a little hungry when he heard it.
"Master's wife, I found a partner myself." Wang Lang said with a smile.
However, there was no hearing Wang Lang say, "Damn bald donkey! Stable horse stance! Do you dare to move! I will burn a room in your temple and move it again. I will demolish your Main Hall and let your Buddha stance with you."
Shi Kong was so aggrieved that he smacked his lips.
Wang Lang looked at Li Yong with awkward look on his face, rubbing his fingers with each other. Li Yong didn't know what he was thinking about.
"What's wrong with you just said?" Feng Sanniang asked again.
"I found a partner myself." Wang Lang said with a smile.
"Oh." Feng Sanniang only replied one, and then continued to smack her lips.
Wang Lang was about to say something, Feng Sanniang burped, "Where is my wine? A bald donkey! Have you stole my wine?"
"That was secretly drunk by beggar. I really didn't drink it." Shi Kong hurriedly gave the blame.
Then there was a scream, and then Feng Sanniang hummed and continued to eat.
Wang Lang took out his ears, "Master's wife."
"It's better not to tell me what you're unpleasant. I've already let Shi Kong get angry today. If you dare to get angry, I'll let you go without eating." Feng Sanniang threatened.
Wang Lang swallowed.
Li Yong, not far away, sat up straight after hearing Shi Kong. He was originally a little disgusted with Master Wang Lang's rudeness, but now he made a big turn of 180 degrees.
"That's right, I have only one partner at home, and my father-in-law said I'll marry into the family..."
Bang!
Suddenly, a harsh sound came from Wang Lang gritted his teeth and closed his eyes to pull the phone away.
"Marrying into a marriage? I didn't hear it clearly. Please say it again, "Marrying into a marriage?" Feng Sanniang's voice was very low.
Wang Lang swallowed and nodded weakly.
"Fuck!" Feng Sanniang shouted angrily.
"Is he a few eyes or a leopard in Daxinganling? Where did he get the confidence to let my Dragon King marry into their family? Believe it or not, I took someone over and searched their house overnight? Throughout thousands of years, which one of the hundreds of thousands of dragon kings of Longmen has married into their family? As one of the seven dragon kings of Longmen, did you actually have this idea? Have you been outside for a long time and your skin is itchy? Or have you been walking in more places and worshiping too many Buddhas, and you feel that you have been shining by the Buddha's light and have a golden body with six feet of immortality?"
Wang Lang took out his ears in embarrassment, and Li Yong was also shocked by Feng Sanniang's aura. At this time, he was even more cowardly than Wang Lang.
Li Shitong next to her was as stupid as a chubby chicken. When did she see this since she was a child? What is the difference between this and the ruthless female figures in the Water Margin? Li Shitong is a little scared, very scared.
Then he heard Shi Kong take the opportunity to flatter, "The golden body of Buddhism is a paper tiger in front of you, Sanniang."
Then he failed to flatter the horse's hooves instead. After screaming, Shi Kong stopped arguing.
"Stand for me!" Feng Sanniang roared angrily.
Wang Lang suddenly stood up from the stool, straightening up. Li Yong stood up with a shout. After getting up, he felt a little embarrassed and sat down again.
"Tell me, what kind of hidden master is your father-in-law or a peerless master? Can he pick stars and moons, or can he move mountains and fill the seas? Or is he rich enough to compete with the country or is he powerful? If you want the Dragon King of Longmen to marry into his family, you can let him come over and go with me. If he is still alive, I will let the Dragon King of Longmen to marry into his family." Feng Sanniang said again.
Li Yong couldn't sit still, and he felt like there were countless needles on the stool.
I wanted to stand, but I didn't feel that I was standing, and my butt was just slightly hanging in the air.
Wang Lang laughed dryly, "Master's wife, please calm down. My father-in-law is just an ordinary person."
"Then where did he get the courage to let the Dragon King marry into his family? Or did he feel that his life is solid? Was he a monkey whose name was crossed out from the Life and Death Book by Sun Wukong or the Nine-Life Demon Cat in the arms of the Queen Mother of the West?" Feng Sanniang asked again.
Wang Lang stood upright, "Master's wife! You can calm down!"
"Second, I'll tell you! As the Black Dragon King, if you dare to marry into a marriage, I will dare to peel your skin and copy his home!
Shi Kong! Where is my mother’s pig elbow? Did you steal it again?" Feng Sanniang roared angrily.
"Sanniang, you are holding it in your hand." Shi Kong said with great grievance.
Wang Lang was about to say something, but Feng Sanniang smacked her lips and hung up the phone.
I clearly saw Li Yong breathing a long sigh of relief, and it seemed that he was even more nervous than Wang Lang.
Wang Lang raised the phone awkwardly, "Uncle, my master's wife is a little straightforward."
Li Yong smiled awkwardly, "I heard it, I heard it."
"That's the matter of getting married?" Wang Lang asked tentatively.
Li Yong waved his hand, "I'll discuss it again, I'll discuss it again."
The two looked at each other awkwardly, smiling at each other, and awkwardness filled their smiles.
"I just heard Shi Kong. Is it Shi Kong, the master of Chinese painting?" Li Yong asked.
Wang Lang nodded.
"What is the relationship between your master's wife and Shi Kong?" Li Yong asked in a gossip.
"The family teacher and Shikong are close friends. Shikong will go to our place to eat and drink for a while every once in a while." Wang Lang explained.
"Then what happened to you, the Dragon Gate, and I, I heard that you are the Black Dragon King?" Li Yong asked curiously again.
Wang Lang took out his ears and thought about it and explained to Li Yong, "Longmen is a sect in the martial arts world, and Dragon King is the name among the sects."
Li Yong nodded, "Why does it sound like it is written in a martial arts novel?"
Wang Lang smiled.
Li Yong paused, "Can I take the initiative to ask, why did you hear only your master's wife just now and didn't hear your master?"
"My master is missing. We have been looking for it all these years." Wang Lang said.
Li Yong said oh, looked down at the words on the table, thinking about what else to ask.
A female scream suddenly came from outside, and then there was a verbal swearing.
Chapter completed!