Chapter 677 Birthday
"Your birthday?" Wang Lang was stunned.
Yu Xiaomei nodded with her arms holding her arms and sniffing.
Wang Lang looked at the watch hanging on the wall and it was already eleven:50.
"Wait for me."
After saying that, Wang Lang jumped directly from the building, and Yu Xiaomei was shocked.
Wang Lang ran to a convenience store in the community and rushed in. He was still dressed in rags at this moment, frightened the boss of the convenience store. The elder brother pushed his eyes and stared at Wang Lang, observing Wang Lang's every move, his fingers were already hanging on the phone, ready to call the police at any time.
After searching for a long time, Wang Lang found a bucket of instant noodles and a ham sausage. He turned around and prepared to leave and folded it back. He took a Dali Garden and found that there were matches in the corner. He picked up a box of them casually.
He ran to the boss to settle the score. After calculating, Wang Lang touched his pants pocket. He was short of 50 cents. Wang Lang took out a cigarette from his pocket, smoked five cigarettes and handed it to the boss, "Five cents."
The boss shuffled his hands and said, "Let's go, you won't make things difficult for 50 cents."
Wang Lang left the cigarette and turned around and ran back. When he went back, he burned the hot water first. Yu Xiaomei had already closed the door and returned to the house.
After soaking the noodles, he added ham sausages to it. Wang Lang took the instant noodles and knocked on Yu Xiaomei's door.
Yu Xiaomei rubbed her eyes and opened the door. Wang Lang looked at the watch on the wall, picked a chopstick-headed instant noodles and handed them to Yu Xiaomei's mouth, "Longevity Noodles, hurry up, open your mouth."
After blew, Yu Xiaomei took a bite of instant noodles.
Wang Lang took out Dali Garden from his pocket, took out a match and inserted it on Dali Garden and lit it.
"Blow the candle quickly." Wang Lang urged.
Yu Xiaomei clasped her hands together and made a wish, then blew out the match.
"Happy birthday, pig, happy birthday, pig, happy birthday, pig, happy birthday, pig, happy birthday!" Wang Lang sang a birthday song.
Yu Xiaomei held Dali Garden and showed a super big smile at Wang Lang, "This is the most special birthday cake I have ever eaten, and it is also the best birthday cake."
Wang Lang ate instant noodles in a slight way, "It tastes pretty good."
Yu Xiaomei ate Daliyuan in a few bites and snatched instant noodles from Wang Lang, "This is my longevity noodles, you are not allowed to eat them!"
"You have to have some face, Yu Xiaomei, I cooked it. Besides, it's already twelve o'clock." Wang Lang carries Yu Xiaomei and eats instant noodles in a slight manner.
Yu Xiaomei was robbing her as she reached it, and the two of them were laughing and joking in the corridor.
In the end, Wang Lang surrendered and gave the instant noodles to Yu Xiaomei, and asked Yu Xiaomei to keep the soup.
Yu Xiaomei is also a real person. She said that she would never leave one more sip of the soup. Wang Lang drank the last sip of the soup pitifully.
"Wang Haonan, where is my birthday gift?" Yu Xiaomei wiped her mouth.
"Birthday gift? Do you want a bicycle?" Wang Lang retorted.
Yu Xiaomei gritted her teeth and pouted at Wang Lang, "But don't even have a gift for my birthday?"
Wang Lang took out his ears and said, "A gift, do you want me to give me to you?"
"I dare to ask for it, do you dare to give it?" Yu Xiaomei blinked.
"I dare not." Wang Lang was honest and honest.
"Tsk, I don't want it if I give it to you for free." Yu Xiaomei curled her lips.
Wang Lang touched his pocket and took out the box of matches from his pocket and handed them to Yu Xiaomei, "This is for you as your birthday gift, Happy birthday to Comrade Xiaoyu."
Yu Xiaomei took over the match, "Wang Haonan, do you know that you are really different from others?"
"I know." Wang Lang smiled and said with a smile.
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Yu Xiaomei lit a match and watched the match burn from beginning to end and finally extinguished. "You are like a match, making people shine in front of you, and then disappear without a trace, making people unable to catch it, and can only stay in your impression."
"Okay, Xiao Yu, I stayed with me for a few days, and my cultural level has improved. I will use metaphors." Wang Lang said softly.
"Will you always be my friend?" Yu Xiaomei asked for no reason.
Wang Lang was stunned for a moment and said, "Yes."
“Hook.”
"Get out!"
"Sweep away!" Yu Xiaomei pouted.
"Do you know what wish I made just now?" Yu Xiaomei asked.
"I don't want to know." Wang Lang directly refused.
Yu Xiaomei's heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys were hurt by Wang Lang. Wang Lang always said that she owed her in her previous life, but now she felt that she owed Wang Lang. It was so angering that she was not worthy of her life.
"Your name is Wang Haonan, everyone calls you Anan. Do you know that there is an Ananda who is willing to transform into a stone bridge and be blown by five hundred years of wind and sun and rain for five hundred years of rain to pray for the lover to pass through the stone bridge?" Yu Xiaomei asked Wang Lang.
"What do you want to say?" Wang Lang yawned.
"You are willing to transform into a stone bridge for someone, and you have gone through five hundred..."
"I don't want to." Wang Lang refused.
"Why?" Yu Xiaomei stared at her angrily, feeling that her heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were hurt by the anger.
"I'm so full that I can't do anything to turn into a stone bridge. Nowadays, girls are wearing leggings. You can't see anything when you pass the stone bridge. You really have nothing to do." Wang Lang yawned.
"You slutty old man, I dislike you!" Yu Xiaomei gave Wang Lang a contemptuous gesture.
Wang Lang leaned against the wall, "Miss Yu, aren't you sleepy?"
"No sleepiness." Yu Xiaomei was very energetic, with the effect of alcohol, and the most unique birthday gift from the longevity noodles, the most unique cake, the most unique birthday gift, Yu Xiaomei was completely unable to sleep.
Wang Lang kept yawning, "I warn you not to wake me up tomorrow. I am so sleepy that I am going to sleep."
Yu Xiaomei waved her fists at Wang Lang's back, "What if I want to get a car tomorrow?"
Wang Lang opened the door of his house and placed the key under the mat at the door, "Just open the door, don't scream! Sister Yu! Please, can I sleep peacefully?"
Yu Xiaomei patted her breasts and promised, then nodded with satisfaction, "Good night."
Wang Lang rushed to the door, but who knew that Yu Xiaomei slapped the door. Wang Lang opened the door with an extremely explosive attitude, "What are you doing again, Miss Yu?"
"Why didn't you say good night to me?" Yu Xiaomei was extremely angry.
"Ancestor, good night, please let me have a stable sleep."
"Good night."
Bang!
Early in the morning, Yu Xiaomei opened her door with excitement on her face, and she had already packed everything at 7:40 for the first time.
Take out the key from under the mat, and when the door was opened, the fat monkey came with breakfast.
"Fat Manager, don't think so wrongly, I just told him to get up." Yu Xiaomei explained.
Feihou smiled and handed the breakfast to Yu Xiaomei, "Call Anan quickly, don't be late. There is an important meeting today, so you can't be late."
Yu Xiaomei has a key point to ensure that.
After entering the door, Yu Xiaomei saw Wang Lang still asleep on the bed, and walked over with a smirk on her face and pushed Wang Lang to get up.
Wang Lang was sleeping soundly. Yu Xiaomei reached out to pinch Wang Lang's nose. Wang Lang couldn't breathe, turned his head to get rid of it, turned around and continued to sleep.
When he turned around, Yu Xiaomei was stunned.
Last night, Wang Lang's clothes were basically torn. When he was sleeping, Wang Lang simply took off all of them. Now he turned around, his legs pressed against the quilt, and his whole body was completely visible from top to bottom.
The screams arrived as expected.
Chapter completed!