Very good!

So soft!

Very cool!

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts." Wang Lang cried softly.

Wu Yingnan was just sucked by someone with a steel pipe, and his butt hurt. He didn't cry, but Wang Lang called out first. Wu Yingnan struggled to stand twice, but found that he was sore and weak after the fight, so he couldn't stand up. After struggling several times, his butt just lifted up and sat down again.

The action is very **.

Wang Lang really had no idea, so he helped Wu Yingnan with his waist. The two of them struggled together, but their movements were still very **.

Wu Yingnan opened Wang Lang's hand and said, "Thank you today."

"It's not a problem. After all, I can help you with so many neighbors under the roof." Wang Lang smiled.

The two went back to the house together. Yu Xiaomei, who was applying facial masks to boil eggs, was a little curious when she saw Wang Lang and Wu Yingnan coming in together, and she didn't know that these two people came in together for Mao.

Wu Yingnan thanked Wang Lang again and went back to the house. Wang Lang followed him back to his house. Before his butt was firmly sitting, Yu Xiaomei pushed the door and came in.

"Wang Haonan, you can do it." Yu Xiaomei sat on the stool and looked at Wang Lang.

"What's OK?" Wang Lang shook his ears and said in confusion.

"I just hooked up with the girl in one day." Yu Xiaomei tsk.

But there was a sour smell in the words. Wang Lang, the person involved, did not taste it. Now, it has become a daily routine to argue with Yu Xiaomei.

Wang Lang lay on the bed thinking about the old woman's affairs. After thinking about it, he went to the bureau to find someone to find out the old woman's location. Wang Lang was scared by the old woman. It must be a problem that the old woman would not die and stay. I have to find a way to solve it. If there is no way, I can only find Ye Jian.

Yu Xiaomei kicked Wang Lang’s ass, “What are you doing with the fat manager this afternoon?”

Wang Lang patted Yu Xiaomei's feet and said, "I'll tell you the eggs you cooked."

Yu Xiaomei, who threw away the facial mask and rubbed her face with an egg, readily handed the face-rubbing egg to Wang Lang.

Wang Lang swallowed it in one bite, and felt something was wrong when he chewed it. He looked back at Yu Xiaomei, "Did you add salt to the eggs?"

Turning back, he saw Yu Xiaomei rubbing her face with another egg. Wang Lang exploded at that time. Yu Xiaomei ran away when she saw that the situation was not good. Wang Lang stepped up and kicked her. She didn't have much strength. With the softness, Yu Xiaomei flew up and landed in the corner.

Hugging pitifully in the corner, Yu Xiaomei handed Wang Lang a good egg, "This one is for you to eat, it's not salty."

Wang Lang viciously snatched all the good eggs left by Yu Xiaomei. He scared Yu Xiaomei before turning around and getting ready to go to bed.

"I'll go home to see my grandma on the weekend. Do you want to follow me?" Yu Xiaomei asked.

Wang Lang, who was peeling the egg, stopped his hand and said, "Go, why not? I'll drive, let's go together."

"But my face is too dry, so I don't want to go back."

Wang Lang held the egg in his hand and stopped at his mouth, "Yu Xiaomei."

"What are you doing?"

"I'll give it to you." Wang Lang licked the egg and handed it to Yu Xiaomei.

Yu Xiaomei clenched her fist, her teeth creaked, and she threw the egg to Wang Lang, "Strange hooligan! Remember, try not to talk after you go to my house. Try not to talk if you can do anything, try not to make any noise if you can do something. My grandma likes quiet. If you want to worship our ancestors, I will take you to the ancestral hall. You go and feast and kowtow.

My grandma wakes up on time at 5:30 in the morning and recites scriptures, before lunch, and before going to bed at night. It is best for my grandma to breathe lighter when chanting scriptures."

Wang Lang snatched an egg, "Then your grandma will always have time to chat with me."

"No." Yu Xiaomei vetoed it.

"You're not talking about it. You just said that she recites the sutra three times a day, do you recite it three times a day?"

"No, my grandma copied scriptures when she didn't recite scriptures, and my grandma also liked quiet when she copied scriptures." Yu Xiaomei explained.

"My God! What's the fuss?" Wang Lang stared at him, speaking anxiously, and was choked by the egg.

Yu Xiaomei gloated and said, "You choked to death! I deserve it! Also, in our family, you are not allowed to swear, you are not allowed to swear, you are not allowed to swear, you should wear normal clothes. If you wear a shirtless suit, don't think about entering my house. Our family is most annoying to social gangsters like you, and you speak more civilizedly. Didn't you say you are a cultural person? Try to say two sour words and leave a good impression on my grandma.

By the way, my family is vegetarian and does not eat meat, so if you want to go to my house and want to eat meat, you have to eat meat in Fuping City in advance. During your stay at my house, you are not allowed to eat meat. This is the family rule.”

Wang Lang was still choked and stared at him. Yu Xiaomei ran over to rub Wang Lang's back.

After getting angry, Wang Lang waved his hand, "I won't go."

"If you love, don't rob me of eggs, you have to eat them and cook them yourself!"

Wang Lang quickly ate another one, "How many rules do you have in your family?"

"I'm going to go there too much. Let me tell you this. Our family has the rules in temples and Taoist temples, but our family has no rules in temples and Taoist temples. By the way, our family has no electricity and no internet, and we use a clean oil lamp. If there is nothing to do at night, just go to bed when it gets dark." Yu Xiaomei continued.

"My God! Your family is really hard. Are your family wearing patched clothes?" Wang Lang said angrily.

"How do you know?"

“…”

"By the way, there is a cemetery behind our big yard. If you have nothing to do, don't walk around, so as not to walk into the cemetery. If you fall into a pit, no one will pull you." Yu Xiaomei added.

"Your family is also very magical. I won't talk about the power and network for now. I'm also shoulder to shoulder with the grave circle and don't change the position. Do your family want to go to heaven? Alas? You said, what I said is quite rhyme."

“…”

"Anyway, in short, if you go to my house, you have to follow the guests and abide by our family rules. You are not allowed to transcend the family rules and do other things. Otherwise, my grandmother will punish you." Yu Xiaomei raised her fist.

"Can you still bully your grandma?"

"Just like you, our housekeeper beats you like a chicken, and you can beat you with one hand to cry."

Wang Lang snatched an egg and stuffed it into his mouth, "Is it the only daughter of your generation in your family?"

Yu Xiaomei was stunned, "Yes, what's wrong? Why do you ask this?"

"It's over, the incense of the old Yu family has just been broken." Wang Lang murmured to himself.

Yu Xiaomei stood up at the airport, "What are you saying? With me here, our family's incense will not stop, and my daughter can be self-reliant!"

Wang Lang ate the egg and smiled, "I have a friend who is an expert in sexual transfusion surgery. Do you want to give it a try?"

"Wang Haonan! Go to die!" Yu Xiaomei shouted and rushed over. Who knew that her left foot stepped on her right foot, and she staggered and her head stumbled into Wang Lang's pants*.

But at this moment, the door opened and Wu Yingnan stood in a daze at the door.
Chapter completed!