The day I left my hometown, there was a steady drizzle. I stayed here for a few days, although I was not treated very well by others, but I still had some feelings for it. As the saying goes: "Once we say goodbye, we sit on the couch and cross the river, and we can't cover the river. We look back, and we come back."

Township."

Chen Lian felt as if he had been stuffed with chrysanthemums and fainted. When he woke up, it was already the next morning.

He scratched his head and blinked twice. Recalling what happened yesterday, he felt particularly disgusted. He looked at his palms with doubt on his face. He didn't see anything different, but he felt heavy in his heart.

Pressure on him.

Chen Lian gasped and sat down, "Damn, you damn panda, you are quite good at keeping warm. You just lie on me and you're done?" In anger, Chen Lian kicked him out angrily.

"Ka ka ka," not to mention the panda being frightened, I was extremely shocked. If I hadn't seen the panda's legs swaying twice consciously, I really wouldn't have known whether it was alive or dead.

I saw the animal in black and white hanging upside down from the tree, pinched so hard that it couldn't move, but still angry and throwing its fist at Chen Lian.

"Have I become a master? Or am I still dreaming?" Chen Lian subconsciously picked up a stone next to him and prepared to harm himself. But something seemed wrong, so he changed it to a hand fan, which was more harmonious.

The "pop" was so crisp that it almost blew out his front teeth.

"Damn, I really became a master! Hahaha." After forgetting the pain, Chen Lian immediately returned to normal consciousness. The panda walked up to the tree, a little dull and rolled his eyes, staring at the uncertain Chen Lian.

Lian, with a confused look on his face.

Chen Lian sighed and thought, first of all, he didn't want to dominate the martial arts world. Secondly, he only wanted to have a group of wives and concubines, and wealth could not be transferred. Of course, the most important thing is, what is the connection between his own martial arts and the flying saucer? Thinking of that scene, he felt sick and scratched his stomach.

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Regarding the word "stuff", Chen Lian sat down thoughtfully. Like a panda learning to walk in Handan, he continued to be confused and took a branch to scratch his back.

More than an hour passed, "Okay... finally... well, I haven't figured anything out! Forget it, brother Panda, goodbye, I'm leaving." Seeing that Chen Lian was about to leave him, the panda risked his life, and once again

The bear hugging his thigh and that cute look in his eyes made Chen Lian feel really cute.

"Hey, why are you so anxious? You're used to it! Don't worry, I'll come back tomorrow." He patted his back. The panda seemed speechless, but he felt that the meaning of his words was clear and he gradually let go of his furry little hand.

When I returned to the teahouse, I carried twice as much firewood on my shoulders as before. After all, the boss had to deal with it when he saw me.

"Hey Chen Lian, where did you die? You know I don't have any firewood, so I started burning my belongings!"

"Ah...Boss, are you so willful?"

"Whatever you are..." the boss suddenly stopped and thought, "Why does my swearing tone sound more and more like Chen Lian, but it's quite satisfying."

Chen Lian secretly laughed in his heart, "You plucker, you must have finally been assimilated by me!"

"Where did you go yesterday?"

"Boss, this is really thrilling! I fell off the cliff, and you can see there are several holes in my pants."

"Then why don't you die? I didn't see any injuries on you!"

"Oh, because I hung on a tree halfway up the mountain."

"Oh, you kid got hung up on a tree, it's not like you got stuck on a pig!"

Chen Lian thought to himself, "Why does this sound so similar to a certain celebrity's sketch? The boss can teach himself without a teacher? I should tell the boss another day and ask him to do a show, why should I open a teahouse!"

Seeing a guest arriving, the boss quickly stepped forward to say hello and asked Chen Lian to go back to the backyard to chop firewood. However, he didn't mention the wages at all, which made Chen Lian very troubled.

At night, Chen Lian couldn't sleep. As soon as he closed his eyes, he found himself falling into a bottomless abyss, surrounded by bloody sea water. In the middle stood huge dead trees, reflecting endless vicissitudes of life.

Sitting on the bedside, the mountainous area is deserted. There are not many waiters in the teahouse, just the waiter at the door, a woodcutter and a cook. So it is a bit deserted, but the place to sleep is also comfortable.

Chen Lian stretched out his palm, looked up, down, left and right, and looked carefully. Thinking of yesterday, he began to feel distressed and depressed again.

"Will it be like that movie and become a person with multiple personalities? Or will he be controlled? What about sexual happiness?"

Chen Lian still didn't give up. After pondering for a long time, he came to a conclusion - cut his pulse. It was not suicide, but a way to attract others. After all, Chen Lian is also a highly educated otaku. Although he is very mean and very perverted, of course

He is even more greedy, but he has ideas and even if he is stupid, no one can match him.

"Haha, I'm a pure virgin. No matter what, I can't let unclean things insult my body. At least I have to do it after I insult others." With a wretched smile, even he felt, "I'm really

A sheep in wolf's clothing."

Sure enough, when the knife cut open and blood splashed out, Chen Lian's body suddenly trembled. A few drops of blood flew up, and then the disgusting things started again.

Chen Lian's hatred was hard to get rid of, and his nausea was overflowing. Because those bits of blood were swirling around, suspended in the air, and then turned into a mouth.

"Damn it, you're alive, what the hell did I do!" Chen Lian was shocked at that time.

At this moment, the mouth said "Master!" A strange aura came out, which was completely different from Chen Lian's expectations. If a female voice could do it, he would be even more angry.

He asked impatiently, "What is the situation now? Can you explain it? I feel very insecure."

Chen Lian's expression, even though he didn't know what he was talking about, was a bit unclear.

After thinking about it for a while, Chen Lian said "Hmm..." and almost spit out his dinner. But fortunately, he had good concentration.

"Such a master, thank you for allowing me to recover and allowing me to break the seal."

Before he could say any more, Chen Lian pushed his hand forward and said, "No, you are liberated, free, and recovered. We are clear. Look, why don't you leave my body?"

Chen Lian was thinking about obscene things. If it was a woman, he could tolerate it, but if it was a yin and yang, even if chrysanthemums were blooming everywhere, he would not be able to deal with it.

He happened to forget something and was just waiting for the thing to speak. He was extremely embarrassed and wanted to find a mouse hole to hide.

"Master, in fact, your thoughts are not necessary. I am in your body and can know what you are thinking immediately. If you saw my real body after recovery, you probably wouldn't have such thoughts."

How embarrassing! Chen Lian was really embarrassed at this moment. His eyes were wide open, he was so embarrassed.

Then the thing continued, "Master, I have been searching for the body for nearly ten thousand years, but I never thought that it would be such a coincidence. Yesterday, I was afraid that the master would not be willing for some reason, so I entered the master's body directly. I hope you can

understanding."

Chen Lian was a little confused. He still stayed at the previous sentence, "If you can see my true body after recovery." Thinking of this, Chen Lian said a little shamelessly, "How can I see your true body?"

After saying this, his vision went dark, and when he saw the light again, he had arrived in the dream world.

There was an endless sea of ​​​​blood all around, and there was a place in the middle. The giant tree didn't even have a leaf. A cold voice came from behind the tree, "Master!"

Chen Lian was startled. Sure enough, there was no gender at all. He mistook it for the sound coming from a tree and quickly took two steps back. He stared from top to bottom, but he didn't feel the slightest sign of life.

At this time, a woman wearing a red shirt and long skirt came from behind the tree. At that moment, Chen Lian was fascinated. He had never seen such a beautiful and enchanting woman.

Chen Lian's beard and his obscene greed can't be concealed at all. He really looks like the uncles in those movies.

The feet were tender and beautiful, clean and shiny, without a trace of dust. When they came to Chen Lian, they were charming with a slight respect, and weak with a ray of holiness.

Although she was covered by a loose gown, it did not affect her restricted jade posture at all. With a slight tilt, it seemed as if the sea of ​​blood was being drained and the giant tree was about to rejuvenate.
Chapter completed!