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Chapter 1319 I learned it, I also want to hear your heartbeat(1/2)

Then a funny scene happened.

The drunk man was driving, Zhou Xing was running in front.

As a result, the driver was so stunned that he couldn't catch up and ran away.

However, after chasing him, the drunkard actually started crying: "Just let me catch you once! Just once!"

The audience was all confused, why is this so abnormal?

"I don't even have a wife anymore, so I just complain, and I have an affair. I want to have a good life..." It turns out that the guy driving the car was a miserable, cheated man.

Unfortunately, he didn't dare to actually hit someone with his car. When Zhou Xing stopped, he was so frightened that he quickly stepped on the brakes.

"Actually, I can see ghosts!" Zhou Xing said while standing in front of the car.

"There are four ghosts. How can I say this? I have a bit of a fairy spirit?" Zhou Xing said and came to the car window, and then looked like a ghost. The cuckold uncle was so scared that he almost vomited out all the wine he drank.

Then the smoker uncle next to him performed his special trick and kept puffing away at the smoke.

"Maybe I can try to help you get back together?" Zhou Xing tried to say after seeing that the cuckold uncle was emotionally stable.

"Of course, I'm not doing it for money, I just want an old car."

Obviously he impressed this cuckold uncle.

Soon, Zhou Xing found the cuckold man's wife and ended up lamely tracking him to the hospital.

It turned out that the woman was suffering from lung cancer, but she happened to be pregnant again. She wanted to keep the child and was unwilling to undergo chemotherapy.

The man collapsed. He saw his wife who came to see him, and asked her crying: "Why didn't you tell me? It should be treated!"

The wife also shed tears and said: "Instead of letting me live, it is better to let the children live. Although we are getting older, our children are growing!"

Zhou Xing got his wish and helped Uncle Smoker get the old car he had been longing for.

Driving to the beach.

Zhou Xing didn't understand: "So just to drive this car again? Why? It's not like driving with a beautiful woman, and there are no good passengers. This is your wish?"

Uncle Smoker was very happy, but he didn't tell him why.

When they came to the beach, one person and one ghost were sitting on the beach. Zhou Xing couldn't help but ask: "Are you married?"

Uncle Smoker nodded: "It's over!"

"Do you have children?" Zhou Xing asked again.

"Yes!" Uncle Smoker nodded while looking at the sea.

"What happens after marriage?" Zhou Xing asked curiously.

Seeing Uncle Smoker looking over with a strange look on his face, he quickly explained: "It's not that I want to get married, I'm just curious!"

Uncle Smoker thought for a while and said: "After getting married, we will become two people living together!"

"What about having a child?"

"With a child, there will be three of us!" Uncle Smoker suddenly laughed.

"I can do math, are you happy?" he asked again.

"So happy!" Uncle Smoker grinned and smiled again.

"One person becomes three people. Even if you are tired, you will still have motivation. And that motivation will triple, of course!"

Zhou Xing said in confusion: "Isn't it three times as tiring?"

"Then just get another one and quadruple the power!" Uncle Smokey continued.

"Then the tiredness must have quadrupled. Are you stupid?" Zhou Xing looked at him as if he were a fool.

Uncle Smoker let out a sigh of relief: "I may feel tired because of my family, but they are also the ones cheering me on!"

Zhou Xing is a little sad because he has no family.

Suddenly the smoker uncle stood up: "How about a close contact with the sea?"

Zhou Xing was immediately dumbfounded.

"It's such a cold day, are you crazy?"

But Uncle Smoker said: "Swimming in the sea is my wish!"

Zhou Xing immediately felt that he was being shaken. He had promised to find an old car for him to drive, which was his wish. Why did he now go swimming in the sea?

Of course, the key is that Zhou Xing can’t swim! This is even the first time for him to come to the beach.

It's a pity that the smoker uncle directly controlled his body and took off his clothes and went into the sea.

In the sea, ghosts cry out for heat and people cry out for cold.

Uncle Smoker taught him: "Be calm, if you are calm you will float by yourself!"

Then he swam away into the distance.

The voice-over sounded, which was the confession of the male protagonist played by Zhou Xing.

"I came to the sea for the first time after I was born. It was cold, salty, vast and particularly dazzling."

Among the shots, the shot from the bottom of the sea to the surface is indeed dazzling.

And I don’t know when, the other three Ah Piao also came to the beach. The perverted old man was laughing, the greedy kid was running, and the crying aunt was still wiping her tears.

Uncle Smoker's wish came true.

Back home, one person and four ghosts licked the super "sugar-painted" fish together.

Well, actually, four people shared his body and were eating this exaggeratedly big fish.

Zhou Xing suddenly wanted to go shopping. He went to the video store he passed before and bought a lot of books and CDs.

On the way back, both Zhou Xing and Uncle Smoker were smoking.

But the smoker uncle suddenly threw away the cigarette he had only taken two puffs on. Zhou Xing asked curiously: "Are you going to quit smoking?"

"Are you thinking about my health? Did you also die of lung cancer?" Zhou Xing asked.

Uncle Smoker shook his head: "No!"

"what is that?"

"Traffic accident!"

"Driving a car like this one?"

It's just that extreme joy brings sorrow.

A police car behind asked him to stop, and the traffic police came forward to check his driver's license.

But the smoker uncle also forgot that Zhou Xing didn’t have a driver’s license at all.

The consequences of driving without a license are self-evident.

He was taken to the traffic police team.

The depressed Zhou Xing took out a cigarette and lit it, but the smoker blew out the lighter directly.

This made Zhou Xing even more depressed.

Just looking at it in the eyes of the traffic police, I feel more and more that this person is a lunatic, right?

Hold a cigarette in your mouth, then light it, blow it out, light it, blow it out.

He also reached out to take the cigarette away, and then took the cigarette back with the other hand.

"He is not abnormal!" a traffic policeman couldn't help but said.

The traffic policeman who arrested him frowned and asked, "I asked you to call your family members over. What are you doing?"

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! At this time, Zhou Xing was possessed by Uncle Smoker.

He reached out and flipped his hair seductively and said, "I think it would be better to quit smoking! But he always wants to smoke!"

"Who wants to smoke, and who is not allowed to smoke?" the traffic policeman asked curiously.

Zhou Xing returned to normal at this time, shook his head and said: "I don't understand even if I say it."

"You are so old, why don't you have a driver's license?" Another traffic policeman asked doubtfully.

At this time, it was the smoker who answered again: "Ah, I have a driver's license. I am a taxi driver."

“Driving a taxi without a driver’s license?”

At this time, Zhou Xing said to the smoker uncle again: "That's you!"

But in the eyes of the traffic police, I feel more and more that Zhou Xing is a lunatic, right?

Zhou Xing then replied seriously: "I have been afraid of cars since I was a child, so I didn't take the driver's license test!"

Then he got into trouble with Uncle Smoker again, but other people couldn't see Uncle Smoker, so the scene looked extremely weird.

All eyes were focused on him.

The traffic police still asked him to call his family members quickly.
To be continued...
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