Chapter 1,770 I would rather be a scoundrel than a beggar(1/2)
"Stop arguing! It will be your turn next time!" The prisoners shouted outrageously, and the master's response was even more outrageous.
"Stop talking so much, let's talk after we go in first!"
The master pulled "Ruhua" into the cell.
As a result, the next moment, the audience in the theater burst into laughter.
At first, everyone thought that it might be Bao Longxing's father or something, but they didn't expect that it turned out to be "Ruhua", and Ruhua with a beard.
"Ruhua, is it really you?" Bao Longxing was also shocked.
"If it's not me, who else could it be?" He obviously has the face of a man, but he wears feminine makeup, combs his hair like a woman, and speaks in a very coquettish manner, which makes him very...happy.
"Don't waste time, come quickly!" Ruhua said seriously.
Bao Longxing's face straightened: "Yes, yes, find me a piece of black cloth, cover your face, and then do your work!"
"No need, I have a new trick called the Invincible Wall Penetration Technique!" The next moment, something even more outrageous happened. Ruhua actually roared, then slammed into the wall behind Bao Longxing,
The wall was directly knocked down.
"Ruhua, your move is really powerful!" Bao Longxing was shocked.
"Stop talking, Uncle Thirteen, hurry up and leave!" Master pushed Bao Longxing out.
Bao Longxing turned back: "Sister-in-law Qi, don't worry, I will definitely come back to save you!"
When Qi Qin heard Bao Longxing's words, she could only silently wish her: "Sir, I wish you a safe journey and long life!"
When the master escaped from prison with Bao Longxing and went back, his mother immediately ran out happily and shouted: "Thirteen, you are back!"
Bao Longxing was overjoyed: "That's great, mother, you finally recovered your memory!"
However, the next moment, his mother rushed up and hugged Master Bao Youwei.
"Thirteen, it's great that you are back. Your father is very ill!"
Upon hearing this, Bao Longxing rushed into the room and found his father lying on the bed.
"Dad, are you okay? What's wrong with you?" Bao Longxing rushed to the bed.
"They rescued you, great!" Bao BuTong said as he lay there looking at his son.
"I'm so useless, I've completely embarrassed you!" Bao Longxing blamed himself.
"How could it be? You are not treacherous enough for them, you know? Corrupt officials have to be treacherous, but what about honest officials? They have to be even more treacherous. Otherwise, how can we deal with those bad guys?" Bao BuTong said while lying on the bed.
"Son, go to Beijing and file a complaint!"
"That's what I meant, Dad!"
"I have half a cake here. I have hidden it for twenty years. You have to keep it!" Bao BuTong took out a hard piece of cake and handed it to Bao Longxing.
"Half a cake? What do you mean?" Bao Longxing took it and looked confused.
"The Minister of the Ministry of Justice in the capital is my close friend. He had no food at that time. I only had one loaf of bread and I gave it all to him. Later, he returned half of it to me. He said that he would prosper in the future.
When the time comes, as long as my descendants go to him with this half of the cake, he will definitely repay me!" Bao BuTong said.
"But I'm afraid I still can't defeat them!" Bao Longxing said worriedly knowing Chang Wei's background.
"How could it be? Our surname is Bao. In the Song Dynasty, we had an ancestor named Bao Zheng..."
"Is it Bao Qingtian?" Bao Longxing asked.
"Ah, yes, yes, yes! It's Bao Qingtian. This Bao Qingtian, he wrote a "Qingtian Secret Book". His Qingtian Secret Book is here with me, and I have learned it all!"
"Ah? Why are you saying it now? Where are you hiding?" Bao Longxing asked quickly.
"When your mother played mahjong, she used it to cushion the table legs!"
Sure enough, Bao Longxing found a book under the table on the foot of the table, with "Qingtian Secret Book" written on it!
The melody of the music also became passionate and surging.
But when Bao Longxing opened it, he couldn't recognize any of the words on it: "Wow, what kind of words are these?"
"This is Xiaozhuan. If you don't study hard, of course you won't be able to understand it. Find someone to teach you!" Bao BuTong said.
"I understand, dad, if you have any other treasures, bring them all to me!" Bao Longxing said again.
At this time, his mother ran in: "Thirteen, our Bao family also has a Shang Fang sword, which was given by the late emperor. You can also take it with you!"
"Where is the sword? Mother?" Bao Longxing was overjoyed when he heard this.
As a result, his mother took out a handful of...dried fish from behind her back?
"Take it! This Shangfang sword can kill the faint king at the top and the slanderous officials at the bottom. Take it with you!" His mother said plausibly.
"Youwei, put your sword away!" Bao Longxing handed the dried salted fish to Bao Youwei and told him to put it away.
But the next moment, when he looked at his father, he found that his father had closed his eyes.
"Dad, dad!"
On the other side, Master Chen released Leopard's head from the cell: "Hey, Master Leopard, I just want to..."
But before he could finish speaking, Leopard Head strangled his neck: "What's your bad idea? Are you going to let me out to kill Bao Longxing?"
"right!"
"Hmph, you are not a good person either! You don't need to tell me, I will cut Bao Longxing into pieces!"
Here, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei are on the road together.
Bao Youwei was holding a lot of radishes, and Bao Longxing said in confusion: "Youwei, my mother gave you dozens of gold ingots, what are you doing with so many radishes?"
"Grandma said, dozens of ingots of gold are just these radishes! If one person eats one, he should be able to survive to the capital!"
Suddenly they saw someone standing around and pointing: "Uncle Thirteen, there is something to see over there."
The two walked over together.
It turned out to be a wanted notice posted by the Yamen. Master Bao Youwei also said: "Uncle Thirteen, that idiot seems to be you!"
As a result, everyone turned their heads to look at them.
"Nothing like it at all!"
It turns out that Bao Longxing used his fingers to stretch his face.
It's outrageous anyway, but the audience has long been accustomed to this nonsensical style at this moment.
Bao Longxing ran over and tore off all the wanted portraits: "It's so dangerous!"
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The crowd separated, and the leopard rushed over with a knife on its head: "Don't run!"
The two ran away quickly, and Bao Longxing escaped by hiding in a stall selling steamed buns. However, Bao Youwei was caught by Leopard Head, who grabbed Bao Youwei's chest with both hands and risked his life.
All smoked.
When Bao Longxing saw it, it was okay. He had an idea and grabbed two hot steamed buns and stuffed them into his chest.
He chased and fled all the way to the dock.
Bao Longxing jumped on the boat, but the leader of the acrobatic class on the ship reached out to pick up Bao Longxing and just caught two steamed buns, thinking he was a woman!
"Why are you working so hard?"
"I'm being hunted. If I don't run away, I'll die!" Bao Longxing imitated a woman's voice and said.
"Guan Gu, come back, you can't run away!" Leopard Head stood on the dock and pointed at Bao Longxing and shouted.
"Who did he call Dog Officer?" The class leader looked confused.
"He just called me Miss Jiu!" Bao Longxing made it up.
"Are you Miss Ninth?" The class leader believed it.
"Thank you both for the rescue! May I ask your girl's name?" Bao Longxing asked.
"Mo Zaiti!"
"No more prizes!"
Bao Longxing thought the two kept it a secret.
"Why did that person chase you just now?" Mo asked again.
"It goes without saying that he must be coveting this beauty..." Team Leader Mo directly made excuses for Bao Longxing.
"Fool, he is a man!" Mo Zaiti had already discovered it.
"Don't be afraid, I'll treat you to dinner later and help you calm down!"
When Bao Longxing learned that their acrobatic troupe was also going to Beijing, he hoped that they could go with them to take care of them, but Mo Zaiti proposed that Bao Longxing also help perform.
Bao Longxing said he didn't know how, so Mo Zaiti asked him to learn.
In the next scene, Bao Longxing was taken to learn how to lie on a nail board!
My chest is broken with rocks!
To be continued...