Chapter 681 Tell Teacher Xu a Cold Joke
Xu Minjing listened to Lin Feng's joke about the little white rabbit. She pursed her lips and said that it was not funny at all. She also pointed out many mistakes in Lin Feng's joke.
"Oops! Teacher Xu, I haven't finished telling this joke yet! Just wait and continue listening... That was just the first day..."
As if to show his displeasure at being interrupted by Xu Minjing, Lin Feng cleared his throat again and said seriously, "Now on the second day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest wearing a hat, and met the big bad wolf again.
Without saying a word, the gray wolf grabbed the little white rabbit and beat it. The little white rabbit asked, "Why do you still hit me when I'm wearing a hat?", while the big bad wolf beat him, he said, "I told you to wear a hat, I told you to wear a hat."
hat"."
"Huh? Lin Feng, this is even weirder! Why... it seemed like that little white rabbit... didn't wear a hat on the first day and was about to be beaten by the big bad wolf! But today he has already worn a hat, but still has to be beaten by the big bad wolf!
A gray wolf fighting? This is illogical! It’s still not funny at all..."
Xu Minjing once again couldn't help but interrupt Lin Feng's joke and asked all the questions in her mind.
"Mr. Xu, it's not a good habit for you to plan for others to tell jokes like this! And...I haven't finished telling this story yet! The fun will come out only at the end...So, please don't question it anymore.
The punchline of my cold joke. I can guarantee that after I finish telling this joke, you will burst into laughter in an instant... you will definitely!"
After Lin Feng strongly expressed his dissatisfaction at being interrupted by Xu Minjing, he continued to tell jokes: "After being beaten, the little white rabbit thought that it was not an option to continue like this, so he ran to the tiger king and complained, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty
, the big bad wolf bullied me, he beat me when I wore a hat, and he beat me when I didn’t wear a hat.”
"Hehe... This little white rabbit is quite smart! He knows how to complain..."
At this time, Xu Minjing had no plans for Lin Feng, she was just thinking about it secretly in her heart.
Lin Feng's cold joke story continued:
"After hearing the cry of the little white rabbit, the tiger king said, "I know, I will talk to the big bad wolf."
After the little white rabbit left, the tiger king called the big bad wolf, "Why did you hit the little white rabbit?"
The big bad wolf "wanted to beat him for no reason"
Tiger King: "If you want to beat him, you have to find a better excuse. For example, you ask him to find you a girl, and he finds a beautiful girl. Then you say you want to be ugly. He finds an ugly girl."
Yes, you said you wanted to be beautiful. It’s not too late to fight now.”
Big bad wolf "......"
Tiger King "Or if you ask him to find you a beautiful woman, and he finds a fat one and you say you want a thin one, and he finds a thin one and you say you want a fat one, wouldn't that give you a reason to beat her?"
The Big Bad Wolf kept saying yes, but unexpectedly the conversation between the Tiger King and the Big Bad Wolf was heard by the little white rabbit outside the door."
Speaking of this place, Lin Feng deliberately stopped and asked Xu Minjing, "How is it? Teacher Xu, have you heard of this joke?"
"Ah? Is that the end of it? I...I haven't heard this joke? But I haven't heard the point of the joke yet? But, this is quite like a complete story! I really want to
You know, when the little white rabbit meets the big bad wolf again, what kind of interesting situation will happen..."
Xu Minjing, who had been attracted by Lin Feng's cold jokes and stories, said innocently, "According to me, since the little white rabbit has seen through the big bad wolf's plot, it will definitely be able to avoid being beaten by the big bad wolf." Lin Feng
, do you think my guess is correct?"
"Right or wrong! Teacher Xu, you will know when I continue to talk!"
Lin Feng deliberately let it slip, and then continued to tell the story:
"On the third day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest and met the big bad wolf.
Big Bad Wolf "Little White Rabbit, go find me a girl"
Little White Rabbit “Do you want the beautiful one or the ugly one?”
The big bad wolf thought, "Hey, how does he know what I want to do?" So he said, "Forget it, go find me a beautiful woman."
Little White Rabbit "Do you want a fat one or a thin one?"
After saying this, Lin Feng stopped again. Xu Minjing in the hot spring also said very quickly: "Look! Lin Feng, I just said it. Now, the little white rabbit already knows the big bad wolf's plot, so he will naturally
Take countermeasures! So now the big bad wolf has no excuse to hit the little white rabbit."
Xu Minjing looked proud. She felt that her guess about the story was correct.
"Oh? Is that really like this? Hehe... Teacher Xu, please continue to listen..."
Lin Feng took a deep breath proudly and prepared to reveal the last laugh, "Faced with the little white rabbit's clever sophistry, the two questions that the big bad wolf prepared before did not stump him. So the big bad wolf didn't stump him.
The gray wolf walked around twice, scratching its ears and cheeks, then suddenly grabbed the little white rabbit and beat it..."
"Wait a minute! Lin Feng, why does the big bad wolf dare to hit the little white rabbit without an excuse? The story should be over, right? I still don't hear the joke? It's a bit puzzling..." Xu Minjing
He spoke again.
"What's the point here? Teacher Xu, listen carefully..."
Lin Feng smiled strangely, and then told the rest of the joke at once: "The big bad wolf scratched his head and walked around twice, then suddenly grabbed the little white rabbit and beat it. He shouted in his mouth
:I told you not to wear a hat, I told you not to wear a hat."
As soon as Lin Feng finished speaking, Xu Minjing immediately understood the point of the joke and started laughing so hard that she leaned forward and backward.
"Hahaha...Lin Feng, your joke...is really...it's really too cold...Haha...I thought it was going to be a story at first...but...it's still so cold...it's so cold..."
It’s so cold! I still feel cold even when I’m soaking in the hot spring..."
Xu Minjing chuckled, and her smile was a little bright.
"Look... I told you, Teacher Xu... this joke will definitely chill you... The first time I heard this joke, I laughed for a long time..."
Lin Feng was very satisfied with Xu Minjing's performance after hearing the joke. Of course, those who tell jokes hope that their jokes can make the people who hear them laugh.
"Hahaha... It's so funny! Lin Feng, I can't stop laughing... I'm laughing so much that my stomach hurts..."
Xu Minjing really laughed for a long time before she stopped, and then said to Lin Feng, "I didn't expect that you really have a sense of humor. You told such a long joke and made it so suspenseful. Then
...The last blow was a fatal blow, which directly made me laugh!"
"Hehe! Teacher Xu, this is one of my favorite jokes. One hundred people will laugh when they hear it! So, I can guarantee that you will laugh after hearing it! Haha!"
Chapter completed!