Chapter 168 [When Father Gu is happy, he wants to destroy people all over the place]
"I'm a grandpa now?"
“I’m going to be a grandpa now?”
"Hahaha, it turns out that being a grandpa feels so good..."
Behind a flashing silver door, bursts of wild laughter could be heard.
The cave here is deep, but it is not dark. The man who laughed wildly was full of excitement and kept saying crazy words, saying: "I didn't expect that I, Gu Changsheng, also became a grandfather. How could I not celebrate such a great event?"
...Let me think about it, let me think about it, how should I celebrate? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have to kill a few people for fun!"
As soon as he said these words, he seemed to have countless inspirations, and he couldn't help but said excitedly: "Let me think about it again, let me think about it again, who should I kill? Who should I kill? Haha, I thought of it.
Now, the Fan Yang Lu family dances very happily, I have wanted to get them for a long time. I have decided to get the Fan Yang Lu family."
He seemed to get more and more excited as he talked. He suddenly heard a sound of slapping his thigh and laughed wildly: "I will go to Fanyang tonight, spit into his well, poison their whole family to death, and celebrate the birth of my grandson."
In a corner not far away, Yuan Tiangang was startled. The old Taoist priest turned pale and said in a trembling voice: "Uncle Master, please don't mess around. Once the poison of the plague in your body is dispersed, you will die."
It’s not just the Fan Yanglu family. Hundreds of thousands of people in the entire Hebei Province may be affected by a plague..."
The old Taoist priest was afraid that he would not be able to persuade Gu Changsheng. After he finished speaking, he hurriedly added a few words and said in a trembling voice: "Uncle, think about it. Your little grandson is also in Hebei. If you release the poison of the plague fairy,
, your little grandson will also suffer."
The wild laughter in the silver gate suddenly stopped.
It took a long time before I heard Gu Changsheng yelling angrily: "What should I do? I'm so depressed that I'm going to explode. Previously, the bastards from the Fan Yang Lu family colluded with Liang Shidu and dared to frame my daughter-in-law and grandson.
, I wanted to destroy their whole family at that time. It was you who urged me to be patient, saying that I should pray for my little grandson and not commit more sins before he was born. Now my little grandson
She has been born, so as a grandfather, I can’t help but give you some gifts, right?”
Yuan Tiangang kept trying to dissuade you, and begged again and again: "Uncle, please calm down. We will definitely give you an explanation about the Fan Yang Lu family, but you must not do it yourself. You can just be a grandfather here happily."
"Damn it, I can't be happy. I'm holding a fire in my stomach. I won't be happy if I don't kill a few people."
"Uncle Master, please calm down the fire."
"If I can't quell my anger, I'll dare to mess with your Taoist sect again."
"Uncle Master, do you think this little swaddling clothes looks good? The gold thread is pressed with silver thread and embroidered with the Huangting Taoist Sutra. This is a gift from the Qingcheng Mountain Taoist Sect. Do you think their intention is okay..."
"Don't change the subject with me. I can't suppress the anger in my heart."
"Uncle Master, take a look at this Ruyi jade. It is seventy-seven and forty-nine taels, which coincides with the way of heaven and earth. This is a gift from the Dragon Tiger Mountain Taoist Sect. Do you think their intention is okay..."
"How old is my grandson? How can he use such a heavy thing as a toy? Change it, let the people from Longhu Mountain change it and send it over as a gift."
"This is the highest quality mutton-fat jade, worth at least a thousand guan. You were once a master of the Sui Emperor, how could you not see the value of this jade Ruyi."
The voice inside the silver door began to groan.
After a long while, he suddenly spoke and said coldly: "Since it is a valuable object, then you can reluctantly keep it and give it to my son to sell in exchange for food and provide subsidies to cover the family's expenses and shortfalls."
When he said this, he seemed to be crazy again, and said angrily: "That brat is always giving out porridge. The poor family can hardly open the pot. If you give this Yu Ruyi to him, I will treat you as my father."
Give him a reward. But my grandson’s gift can’t be this, I have to let those bastards from Longhu Mountain choose another one.”
Yuan Tiangang nodded repeatedly, and then asked: "What does Uncle Master want Longhu Mountain to send?"
"I heard that they have a piece of Zhang Daoling's Taoist robe stored in the mountain gate. I asked them to take it out and cut it into cloth for my grandson to use as a swaddling clothes."
"Uncle Master, can we change our request? That is the robe of the first generation of Celestial Masters, and it belongs to the inherited treasure of the entire Longhu Mountain."
"Is this your first day serving me? You don't know my temper! I've already said it, it's up to you whether I agree or not."
"..."
In the presence of such a time traveler with a strange mind, Yuan Tiangang, who was responsible for guarding Gu Changsheng, was really unlucky for eight lifetimes.
But the old Taoist priest insisted that this was his mission, and felt that it was the most glorious mission in the entire Taoist sect.
Other mountain sects are not qualified to do this task.
Not everyone in this world can serve the banished immortal.
This is a matter of spiritual practice.
There are great merits and great opportunities.
As long as he can accompany his uncle, the banished immortal master, through this life, and always dissuade the banished immortal from having thoughts of annihilation, when his uncle, the banished immortal master, dies, he, Yuan Tiangang, will gain merit from all directions.
According to Taoist legend, one person's merit can be converted into one hundred thousand. It can become an immortal and enjoy the incense in the world.
The merits of one party are already so great, so the merits of the ten directions are not worthy of the status of immortality.
You can definitely soar in the daytime.
Taoist priests of this era firmly believed that there were gods in heaven.
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After a long time, Yuan Tiangang seemed to have finally made up his mind.
But when the old Taoist priest sighed, he cautiously asked: "Uncle Master, if we agree to your request and let Longhu Mountain take out the Heavenly Master's robe as a gift, will you give up and go to Fan Yanglu in person?"
Trouble?"
"Then it depends on how you Taoists in the world vent your anger on me."
"Uncle, don't worry, the Taoist sect will handle this matter properly. As long as you don't spit in the well water of the Lu family, the Taoist sect will make the Fan Yang Lu family disappear from this world."
"Huh, I hope you're not lying to me."
"Uncle Master, you should understand that it is very easy for the Taoist forces to create a powerful person."
"Okay, get out of here. I need to come out for some air. If you stay here, you might get sick."
"Wait a minute, Uncle Master, please don't come out yet."
"I'm confused, how courageous have you been lately? You dare to order me around. Are you the one who has the final say whether I can get out or not?"
"No, no, that's not what I mean. The main reason is that Master Grandmother is here and is going to enter the cave to talk to you. If you come out of the Immortal Palace, the poison of the plague immortal breathed in your mouth will harm Master Grandmother."
"..."
There was silence in the silver gate for a long time. Suddenly, Gu Changsheng sighed lonelyly and murmured: "So today is the 15th again? I really look like a criminal who is visited on time."
Yuan Tiangang quickly made a sign and said urgently: "No one in this world can imprison you. It is your own great perseverance that is imprisoning you. You are afraid that you will destroy the world, so you are imprisoning yourself."
These words were spoken with great respect, and it was obvious that the old Taoist priest spoke from his heart.
There was another silence inside the silver gate, and suddenly an irritable voice came out, as if chasing away flies: "Gungun, don't upset me here."
The tone was obviously very harsh, but Yuan Tiangang let out a sigh of relief after hearing it, and said with relief: "Then, poor Taoist, go out now and ask Grandma to come over and talk to you."
Gu Changsheng inside the silver gate was noncommittal.
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Yuan Tiangang was afraid that it would happen again, so he hurriedly walked towards the outside of the cave. At this time, there were some old Taoist priests at the entrance of the cave.
But when I saw these old Taoist priests squatting or standing, they all stretched their necks to look inside. When they saw Yuan Tiangang coming out, they immediately gathered around them and asked with eager faces: "Brother Yuan Dao, how are you doing today?"
Are you in a good temper? Can we go in and pay our respects?"
Yuan Tiangang sighed and said with a wry smile: "Master-uncle just got angry and insisted on going to Fanyang Lu Family to spread the poison of the plague immortal."
The old Taoist priests immediately retreated, their faces turning pale with horror.
Yuan Tiangang glanced at everyone, and suddenly his eyes fell on a red-faced old Taoist, and said: "Take out that robe of yours from Longhu Mountain. Uncle Master wants to use it to cut fabric and make some small swaddling clothes."
The red-faced old Taoist stood stunned on the spot and couldn't help but blurt out: "That is the first-generation Celestial Master Taoist robe. If you lose it in my hands, you will become a prodigal."
Yuan Tiangang looked at him deeply and asked lightly: "Do you want to take it or not?"
The red-faced old Taoist hesitated and couldn't decide. After a long time, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and found a way for himself: "The banished immortal is the great-uncle of Taoism in the world. He is also the great-uncle of my Zhang. The grandson of my great-uncle was born.
According to seniority, he is my junior brother. Since he is my junior brother, I must give him the best gift..."
Yuan Tiangang glared at him and said: "Don't be chirpy. If you want to take it, just take it as soon as possible. Pindao still has to go to Gujia Village to ask his grandmother to come and appease his uncle. Just when he got angry, I lied to him.
Grandma wanted to come over to talk to him, so I asked my uncle to suppress his anger and gave up his idea of going to Fanyang Lu family to spread the plague."
As he spoke, he looked at the red-faced old Taoist and said: "If you drag on any longer, I can't guarantee that my uncle will always be able to hold back the fire. If he comes out to spread the plague, all the sins will be attributed to you, Longhu."
On the top of the mountain, let alone cultivation, it is hard to say whether your Zhang family can continue to pass on the inheritance."
The red-faced old Taoist priest was startled. He no longer cared about finding a way out for his speech. The old guy spoke directly and said very simply: "Here, I'll take it. Go write a letter now and have someone deliver the Taoist robe."
Yuan Tiangang made some calculations in his mind and said: "It's more than two thousand miles from Longhu Mountain to here."
The red-faced old Taoist priest said quickly: "There are two large eagles kept at the mountain gate, which can carry children around ten years old. I happen to have a grandson who is very suitable for this job."
Yuan Tiangang took a deep look at him, then suddenly smiled with deep meaning and said, "Are you taking this opportunity to ask your grandson to come over for some good luck?"
The red-faced old Taoist priest did not hesitate, nodded and said: "Longhu Mountain has given away an inherited treasure, so I have to get back a little bit of the capital."
Taoist priests of this era firmly believed that there were gods in heaven.
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Chapter completed!