The 1020th chapter of the evil old drunkard (2)(2/2)
"Make sure you didn't go up there just to steal a few pieces of equipment." Holding my head, I stared at the old drunkard with suspicion.
"I'm not that kind of person."
She spoke with a righteous and awe-inspiring look, but the greedy look in her eyes had completely exposed her true nature.
"Then shouldn't we have taken a detour to the rear of the monster and wait for it when the battle just started?"
I yelled loudly at the old drunkard, this guy, knowing this kind of thing, still dares to watch the battle leisurely here!!
"no problem, no problem."
The old drunkard just gave up, glanced down, and suddenly burst into laughter.
"Yes, yes, there are actually people in this world who are dumber than you."
Following the direction of her finger, we saw a small black dot, which went against the trend of the monsters and quietly left the group.
The three of us also have very sharp eyes. If it were ordinary adventurers, it would be impossible to see such a small scene in such a distance.
“Aren’t you doing this to tell others clearly that I am a monster from the third world?”
Saying this, the old drunkard picked up a javelin placed at her feet and threw it, completing her three kills today.
"..."
There must be at least tens of thousands of meters between here and the monster whose eyes are out of the battlefield. Is this old drunkard a human or a long-range missile?
"I wish all those monsters were that stupid."
He took a sip of wine with satisfaction, and when he breathed out the mist of wine, the old drunkard burst into laughter.
It is a pity that until the afternoon, when the hunting battle came to an end, there were only three or two such fools who left early, and then we caught them and died under the javelin of the old drunkard. The other guys were probably
Sensing something, they huddled in the torrent of monsters one by one, neither moving forward to enter the warning range of the old drunkard, nor retreating. Instead, they wandered around in it, waiting for the opportunity to escape. In this way, even the old drunkard
There's nothing you can do about them.
Finally, as dusk was approaching, the few remaining monsters collapsed and fled in all directions.
"It's time to get to work, brat."
When I heard these words, the old drunkard disappeared without a trace.
"Let's go too."
Relying on the tracking magic device obtained through copyright infringement, Old God Jeluka and I stood there and laughed like a villain before jumping down.
"I said, Jeluka, can you change to a fixed falling mode in the future?"
After falling thousands of meters high, Jeluka naturally had to rely on my help to avoid being disgraced, but this time she sat on my shoulders.
Although the soft and ecstatic feeling coming from the shoulders and being closely and seamlessly attached to the hips is not annoying, I still hope that it will be better to have a fixed position in the future, such as a princess hug or something.
"So how about this?"
I brushed the top of my head a few times, and then a small yellow book opened in front of my eyes. On it was a drawing of a Superman flying with his fists raised in the air, and a pitiful girl stood above it.
It's a shame that she can still draw these things in this falling state... Wait, isn't that what we're talking about now!!
Why do I have to pose in this stupid and embarrassing Superman flying pose, and who is the guy standing on my back, who is like flying on a skateboard, or flying with a sword? Who is it?!
Unfortunately, before I could complain, the ground had already collapsed. Why did it feel like the fall was so fast this time?
After transforming into a moon wolf, I landed lightly on the ground, kicked off my feet, and immediately rushed towards the direction where the monsters dispersed. Jeluka, the old god, was still riding on my shoulders, and took out the tracking magic device.
, like a girl who is dressing up, wear it carefully and carefully on the left side of the hair.
"Why do I play the same role as a vehicle every time?"
Similarly, although the soft touch on my shoulders and the close contact between my two buttocks is very wonderful, I still have to complain. If this continues, my highness, the Prince, will have to change my name to Prince Ma.
"If His Royal Highness is willing to wear it himself, it actually doesn't matter whether I go or not."
Jeluka said this with a beautiful voice that made her extremely angry, as if she was enjoying the pleasure of riding her master.
"..."
Let me think about it, if I wear that skull biscuit... forget it, let alone whether I will be regarded as a pirate and be arrested and imprisoned. The skull biscuit itself can trigger other people's "This guy must be
The subtle misunderstanding of "joining some strange demonic organization" is enough. It might lead to news that "the elders of the alliance are suspected of being members of a strange organization and have infiltrated into the alliance as spies." There is also a picture of a person wearing a suit in the middle of the text.
Picture of my *** wearing daughter's clothes, cherry-colored lips, wearing a skull cake, twisting orchid fingers...
"..."
Willas and the others will definitely find it hard to think about it. I'd better be the Prince of Horses.
"Durruludurruludurrulu~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
As soon as they rushed to the alliance's defense line, Skull Biscuits flashed like crazy to sound an alarm.
Jeluka and I were both stunned, as if we had seen a housewife spraying insecticide and the whole kitchen was suddenly covered with cockroaches, and we were a little at a loss. Which one should we deal with first?
However, this confusion soon turned into bloodthirsty excitement.
Don't care how many there are, just take off your slippers and shoot them to death one by one.
Driven by this passionate emotion, those fleeing monsters were in great misfortune, because Jeluka and I's purpose is--it's better to kill the wrong one than let it go.
It wasn't until night fell, when we chased dozens of kilometers away from the demon fortress, and no monster could be seen in sight, and the skull biscuit had settled down, that Jeluka and I sounded the drum and called back.
Generally speaking, they should have been sorted out, and the remaining one or two fish that slipped through the net have all run away and cannot be caught up again.
"..."
In fact, I have always wanted to ask Jeluka, who is still riding on my shoulders, why she still refuses to get off, even if you don’t help, but thinking about the eloquent excuses of this dirty maid, I decided to give it up.
.
It's so sad. In addition to Sarah, Sirus Jeruka, and Kajiel, I seem to have another regular guest on my shoulders.
"Hey, have you solved it over there?"
From a distance, an old drunkard came up and greeted us.
"It looks like the harvest is pretty good."
The old drunkard smiled, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Of course, we have a secret weapon here that can track crystal fragments. Humph, you are still far away from being able to surpass us?"
"So that's it."
With eyes that were slipperier than those of a thief, he immediately found his target and landed on the skull biscuit on Jeluka's head.
"It's surprising that the tracking magic device was completed so quickly. The level of the elves is really amazing. At the beginning, old man Farah was also clamoring to do it, but it was a pity that he gave up later."
"What's going on?" I asked curiously.
"According to what the old man said, when my tracking magic device is ready, the crystal fragments will probably be recovered. That old man will not do such a thankless task."
"The elves are really amazing."
Squinting his eyes, this guy seemed to have some intention and sighed again.
"You brat, you did a good job. It seems that I lost this time."
"Of course."
Although I vaguely felt something was wrong, I still followed my idiot instinct and turned up my nose.
"Now that we have such convenient tools, I will leave the matter of recycling the fragments to you. See you later."
With a series of triumphant laughter, I was dumbfounded, and the figure of the old drunkard instantly turned into a black dot.
Damn it, I got fooled again!!
I felt so remorseful that I wanted to eat that skull cookie.
"You have already discovered it, why didn't you remind me?"
With Jeluka's shrewdness, she has definitely noticed the old drunkard's thoughts. As long as she can remind me in time, the old drunkard will not run away so easily. Thinking of this, I can't help but complain.
"Yes, I have already discovered it, why didn't you remind me?"
Following my words, Jeluka's sweet yet sinister voice came from above my head.
"Because... I don't need to move anyway."
"Get down! You guy, get down right away!!" Immediately, my angry roar rang out from the suburban prairie.
So, after we recovered all the fallen crystal fragments, it was already late at night. Although I still comforted myself, I could pick up a few pieces of equipment dropped during the hunting operation to make up for the psychological trauma.
Unfortunately, when I came back, I saw that there was no gold coin left on the ground, but those guys had scraped it all away!!
Chapter completed!