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Chapter 5 The Poet Is So Wet

The next day.

Ximending.

Uncle Wang is at home.

"Xiao Ma, you're here just right. Xiao Wang's beast is my nephew. He knew that I like to play on swings, so he secretly cut off a little rope, which made me fall down on the day of the transaction. I still need to take a wheelchair until now."

Old Wang stared at him with a beard and patted the armrest of the wheelchair in anger, "He said he would go to complete the deal with Ah Hao for me. I also said that this kid is sensible and is willing to do something practical, but he didn't expect to do that kind of treacherous thing, alas..."

Old Wang's face turned red with shame, "I'm sorry, Ahao, who is a good brother, a dignified hero, a person who values ​​love and righteousness should not end up in a foreign land..." His expression became ferocious again, "My nephew is stubborn, how could he have so many ghost ideas? Someone must be instigating behind his back. I know that he must have picked two duck eggs from that bastard!"

Chen Chao: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o." He couldn't help but clamp his legs.

Brother Ma put down the newspaper, and the headlines of the newspaper were published on the news that Song Zihao, Xiao Wang and others were injured and escaped and committed suicide fearlessly.

Brother Ma took out a match and bit it into the corner of his mouth, his tone was like the cold wind of the twelfth lunar month, "Where is Xiao Wang now?"

Old Wang waved, and immediately a subordinate took a mobile phone, pressed it a few times, and talked to someone, turning his eyes to Brother Ma, "My nephew will go to Fenglin Pavilion tonight. Do I want me to send you a few more subordinates?"

Brother Ma shook his head and turned his hand to hug Chen Chao, "It's enough to have Achae help me."

...

Just now, Chen Chao said embarrassedly, after leaving the old Wang family, Chen Chao immediately said: "Brother Ma, you really want me to help you, but... I don't know how to use a knife or shoot a gun, I'm afraid it will ruin your trouble."

Your little brother Ma is going to kill someone, I will follow you. What if the "peanuts" don't have eyes and hit me? At least it's time traveling once, and it's too bad to burp before you can reach the peak of your life.

Brother Ma smiled, "Achao, I don't want you to shoot me, I just need to help me put the BGM and help me hold the Walkman. I believe you can do such a small thing."

Chen Chao grabbed the brain and said, "It's that simple to help you release BGM?"

Brother Xiao Ma: "Of course. You just need to ensure that you are safe and you can let me hear BGM. Just like this..." He took out his windbreaker pocket and handed it to Chen Chao, and asked the latter to press the play button.

The passionate BGM in the first zone suddenly rang out. Brother Ma skillfully put on his sunglasses, drooled and combed his big back head, pulled out his two guns, and played beautifully, pulled out his gun, pulled out his gun, and finished his gun in one second, which was comparable to Bruce Lee's record of nine punches in one second.

Chen Chao kept clapping his hands, "It's great, so great, Brother Ma is so great, Brother Ma is invincible in the magic gun, and Xiao Wang is dead."

Xiao Wang is really dead. How can I go back to take over as the top leader of the company and how can I complete the main task? Brother Ma is so awesome. I have one gun a hundred times apart, and two guns are 200 times. How can I fight for him? At least I have to find a way to cheat Xiao Ma. It is best to lose both sides. I will get a good chance.

Brother Ma: "Achao, have you brought the money?"

Chen Chao touched his pocket, "There are still 618 yuan and 30 yuan."

Brother Xiao Ma: "There is so much money left, it's enough. Go to the convenience store to buy two batteries. Oh, if you don't buy four, I want to make sure that the Walkman power is enough and the BGM cannot be disconnected."

Chen Chao: "I mean, I'll buy it now."

...

commissary.

Chen Chao: "Boss, do you have any batteries here? It's for Walkman."

The boss's wife was knitting a sweater. When she heard this, she raised her head, "Yes, how many chores do you want."

Chen Chao: "Give me four festivals."

The boss lost four new batteries to the counter, "I have to pay for patronage, a total of two or eight cents."

Chen Chao grabbed the battery and said, "Boss, is your battery wrong?"

The boss lady threw down the line ball, "What's wrong?!"

Chen Chao: "The battery I want to use should have a little bit of electricity inside."

The boss’s wife gave Chen Chao a pair of hygienic ball eyes, “Are you wrong with it?”

Chen Chao: "I have nothing to do with it. I just want to buy used batteries. I need four batteries. Do you have one? I'll go to the next house without me."

The boss lady: "You are ruthless. Wait!" He picked out two sections from the radio that was playing, took his son's toy car, poured out the other two sections, and threw them on the counter, "I'll have a total of four cents."

But Chen Chao grabbed the battery, threw down three dollars and left, "No need to look for it."

The boss lady stared at Chen Chao's back, "Be particular..."

...

Chen Chao returned with the battery.

Brother Ma: "Have you bought the battery?"

Chen Chao: "I bought it, bought the new four festivals of Gaga."

Brother Xiao Ma: "It's great," he casually picked off the old battery in the Walkman, threw it into the trash can, replaced it with two "new" batteries bought by Chen Chao, and asked the latter to press the play button to try it out, and the sound was indeed loud.

"Yes, I'll leave the Walkman to you. When I ask you to put the BGM, you will put it. Do you understand?" Brother Ma looked at Chen Chao.

Chen Chao shouted seriously, "I understand!"

"Just understand, don't be so loud. By the way, you can take some more money and we'll open a room," Brother Ma walked towards the hotel, but turned around and found that Chen Chao didn't follow, "What's wrong with you? Your leg is broken?"

Chen Chao: "My legs are not broken. I don't want to open a room with you. I'm not that kind of person."

Brother Ma: "(@_@;)"

"It's still early to dark now. Let's open a room to rest and take good care of your energy to clean up your body. Why are you so many colorful things in your mind? You usually don't read some salty and wet magazines. Let's go!" Brother Ma shook his head and walked away.

...

night.

Chen Chao counted the change of less than 300 yuan and whispered: "Xiaoma, this pig, can really be eaten. It's been more than 300 yuan for a meal. It's really hard to be a younger brother."

Brother Ma picked his teeth with a toothpick, "Achao, how much does it cost?"

Chen Chao: "It's less than three hundred yuan."

Brother Xiaoma: "Well, it's enough. Let's go and take a taxi. It's time for us to set off to Fenglin Pavilion."

Chen Chao turned his back and gritted his teeth, "Okay, I understand."

...

Fenglin Pavilion.

A taxi stopped under the electronic sign with bright lights and wine.

Brother Ma got off the car with sunglasses first, "A Chao, pay."

Chen Chao sighed and paid the money to the driver.

"Oh, two bosses, please, please, please, please!" After seeing Brother Ma and Chen Chao, the dancer in Fenglin Pavilion immediately smiled and posted it up.

Brother Ma: "Achao, tip."

Chen Chao closed his eyes, turned around and made a move that was almost crazy, and then returned to normal. He took out the change to reward one by one. The dancer was so happy that he took the two into the private room, including fruits, snacks, and wine.

The dancer who was accompanying the wine peeled a petal of orange. Brother Ma opened his mouth and stuffed the orange orange petals into his mouth. He said in a speechless manner: "Achao, go and see where Xiao Wang is?"

Chen Chao nodded, after leaving the door, he left Brother Ma's vision, and immediately turned around and made a "fuck you" gesture.

A dancer happened to pass by, and Chen Chao took the opportunity to ask her: "Hello, where is the place to 'shush'?"

The dancer covered his mouth and laughed, pointing to the end of the corridor.

Chen Chao circled his thumbs up, raised his other three fingers, and made a "three grams of oil" gesture with a smile. While walking towards the end of the corridor, he peeked at the private rooms on both sides.

The private room is Japanese style, with doors sliding to both sides and gaps in the middle.

Soon, I saw Xiao Wang himself in the third private room on the left. This guy was hugging and eating and drinking with a group of subordinates inside, happily.

Chen Chao shook his head. It turns out that those who don’t know are fearless. People seem to have many guns, but in fact they are not enough to make a slut between their teeth. The original drama, Xiao Ma, was a little pretentious, and the other was to give Old Wang face. He had no intention of taking Xiao Wang’s life. Both shots were insignificant, and he was injured by one of his legs, otherwise they would not have been injured in nothing in seconds.

Crash.

Chen Chao opened the door.

Everyone who was eating and drinking stopped and looked at Chen Chao with more than a dozen eyes.

"Hey, Brother Chen, you haven't left yet? Come on, hold your hand first." Xiao Wang stood up and stretched out his arm to Chen Chao with a smile.

Chen Chao: "I never shake hands with dead people."

...

Little Ma Ge’s room.

"Hey, Achao, why have you been there for so long? Have you found Xiao Wang?" Brother Ma asked while opening his mouth and taking over the grapes peeled by the dancer.

Chen Chao: "I just talked to the dead, and I wasted a little time, but I have found Xiao Wang's room, and I am right in front of the corridor and the third room on the left."

Dancer: "Hehe, dead people can still talk. You are so humorous, handsome guy."

Chen Chao: "Did I say that people are dead? I was talking to the 'poet'. When I went to the toilet, I had a problem with a 'poet'. I was so fussy, my hair was long and my knowledge was short."

The dancer refused to support himself and shook Little Ma's arm, "Well (third voice), boss, you follow me to make fun of me."

Brother Ma pinched the dancer's nose and said, "It's right to make fun of you. Why can't Achao meet a 'poet' when he goes to the toilet? I'm still a 'poet'. Listen, the moonlight in front of the bed and two pairs of shoes on the floor. Close the door and window, and the room is twitching."

Dancer: "So wet, so wet."

Brother Ma touched his big back, "It's right for a good poem, A Chao, pay the tip."

Chen Chao: "ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3" took out the wrinkled banknotes and handed them over to the pain.

...

Outside Xiao Wang’s private room.

"A Chao, are you ready for the Walkman?" Little Ma Brother exhaled and tried hard to calm down.

Chen Chao: "I'm ready, even the battery is replaced. If you don't believe me, please watch it." He pressed the play button.

The excited BGM suddenly rang.

Brother Ma subconsciously put on his sunglasses, shook his windbreaker, and two guns suddenly flashed into his hand. Suddenly, he felt something was wrong, "Achao, didn't I ask you to let it go now? You let it go too early..."

Chen Chao: "Sorry, I'll wait a little longer." He hurriedly turned off the walkman again.
Chapter completed!
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