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Chapter 12 The mouth is fragrant, King and Ann, what are the two to excuse this?

Beixieyu Peak is the largest peak in Beiming. The peak reaches the clouds and is surrounded by mountains. The mountains are shrouded in clouds and mist all year round, like entering a fairyland.

It is strange to say that Beixieyu Peak is covered with plum blossoms from the mountainside up, but there are very few plum blossoms in the surrounding mountains.

The petals of this plum blossom are two-color, half as white as snow and half as red as blood. The flower is fragrant, soft and long, but it has a very inappropriate name - Midnight Blood Plum.

Midnight blood plum blossoms bloom in all seasons, regardless of day or night, and do not wither even in the black snow season. However, during the black snow season at night, the midnight blood plum blossoms are completely black and smell of blood.

The late-night blood plum blossoms in the snow-weary period are two-color plums. Accompanied by the few clouds and smoke, sometimes one end is poked out, sometimes a corner is hidden, which has made countless literati leave treasures here.

Stopping on the mountainside of Furui Mountain, the place is shrouded in clouds and mist, as if it is among the immortals. In modern times, it would definitely be a 5A-level scenic spot.

"This scene can only be seen in the sky, and how many times can you hear it in the human world."

Dengfeng literati became so popular in poetry that they couldn't help but recite a poem, and then someone else picked up the poem, forming a Dengfeng poetry recitation club.

"This plum blossom is really strange, one petal has two colors." Cang Yu stared at the late-night blood plum nearby and couldn't help but want to express a few words of emotion.

"Two-color plum blossoms are indeed rare, but the more beautiful they are, the more dangerous they are." As he spoke, Fu Rui picked up the petals of a late-night blood plum blossom that fell on the steps. The petals had thorns, and he accidentally stung himself.

Threads of blood.

The scholar who was a few steps away from Fu Rui had a pale face. He took a few steps back unconsciously and took out a handkerchief to cover his breath. "This... you dare to touch the petals of a blood plum in the middle of the night. You are so ignorant. The martial artist is really vulgar."

Fu Rui's face was filled with questions, wondering what happened to the petals? Is there any problem?

In an instant, the two-colored petals in his hand changed color with blood, and the white half was dyed dark red. The blood plum suddenly withered in the middle of the night.

That's it?

Fu Rui blinked his eyes, could it be that the petals were poisonous? Fu Rui clenched his fists, he was hiding his identity at such a good moment of pretense.

Alas, it’s hard to pretend to be realistic.

"The petals of blood plum blossoms change color when exposed to blood in the middle of the night. They are the strongest aphrodisiac poison in the world." Cang Yu subconsciously moved away from Fu Rui, but did not forget to explain loudly, and Wan Wan followed closely behind.

For some reason, Fu Rui was excited both physically and mentally at this moment. He looked at him with anticipation and couldn't calm down for a long time. For some reason, everyone was looking forward to it at this moment, as if they were expecting something.

There was no movement for a long time. Someone looked slightly disappointed and whispered: "I heard that the poison of midnight blood plum can make the poisoned person become animalistic, even the trunk of the tree. It turns out it is just a rumor."

Huh, Fu Rui breathed a long sigh of relief and broke out in a cold sweat. Fortunately, he has a physique that is immune to all poisons. Otherwise, if he had hit a tree, he would have been crippled. He would really be dead by then. It would be a pity.

Even aphrodisiacs can't wake up my big brother, what should I do?

Why don't you try Li Bing? I have to change my identity.

There are more than 9,000 steps in the Beixie Yu Pavilion, which look like a ladder to the sky from bottom to top. There are more than 5,000 people in front of the steps, but only a few people can enter the steps now.

The last disciple, Wang Ji, was about to step onto the last step. His expression was calm and his breathing was neither fast nor slow. He didn't look like someone who had climbed the nine thousand steps.

"There are only three or five people in the pavilion who can reach the top of nine thousand steps in one stick of incense and breathe evenly. Those who have been touched by martial arts in the world are even rarer. But who can believe that even if they have reached such a state, in Beixieyu Pavilion

But it doesn’t even count as a seat.”

A young man in a white robe is standing on the steps. The difference is that the young man has a pendant hanging on his waist. On the pendant, there is a big Chinese character "WI" engraved with a bouquet of midnight blood plum patterns. The midnight blood plum pattern is the flower of Beixie Yuge Pavilion.

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"Senior Brother An is too modest. Physically demanding work is the specialty of our physical education school. But in a wisdom school with a very smart person like Senior Brother An, why is it that only Senior Brother Yiyu is the last one?"

"What kind of gym? I think it's just a group of asylums that the other four schools don't want. It's a joke that a betrayer can be an examiner for the first round of exams."

Wang Jiyu and An Yujin were a pair of happy enemies. They would quarrel when they met, talk in eccentric ways, and neither would give in to the other.

"If you are a wolf in Zhongshan Mountain, you will run rampant when you succeed." (An)

"A sharp tongue and a handsome face." (Wang)

"A rat has skin, but a human has no manners. If a human has no manners, what's the use of immortality?" (An)

"Since I am not happy with my mother, are you looking for death?" (Wang)

"When you give birth to a son, should your penis be without holes?" (An)

"Your mother..."



As soon as Fu Rui stepped up the steps, he saw the two of them with red faces and hands on their hips, really looking like two scolding shrews.

Fu Rui couldn't help but applaud when he heard the sound. The ancients were very powerful in speaking. They didn't use a single curse word in their curses, but they could hit the mark with every sentence. They not only greeted their ancestors, but also their parents, relatives and friends.

I greeted him all over again.

Fu Rui couldn't help but also said, "With the same nine meanings, your beauty, does your mother know?"

"How dare you, the important place of Beixieyu Pavilion, allow you to dirty the door with your dirty words." Wang Jiaoxi, who was of high status, put his hands behind his back and walked towards the door with kind eyes, followed by a little girl.

"Grandpa, grandpa, why do you think you have a son without holes?" Wang Jiaoxi stood there like a stone pillar, and everyone else did the same.

"It's you who said this, An Yujin. Please explain to Hui Hui, what is... Wu Kong'er?"

The students watching couldn't help but laugh out loud for a while. Some of the literati among the candidates who climbed to the top were stunned. For them, this is the holy place in their hearts. The two sons of the holy place made rude remarks in public, which was a disgrace to the holy place.

"After the second round of testing, you and I will be punished by facing the wall for three days. If you do it again, you will be punished again." Wang Jiaoxi gave everyone an explanation.

At this moment, a literati candidate came forward and asked, "This teacher, if you uttered dirty words before the Holy Land, is it too childish to face the wall for three days?"

"I wonder what this candidate has to say?"

"Anyone who insults the holy land shall be expelled."

For a time, the candidate's words shocked everyone, and some of them also agreed that there should not be such filthy words in the Holy Land.

Sure enough, literati and poets are good at talking. The instructor has already given a punishment, but the candidates can't stand it. On the surface, there are indeed questions about this light punishment. However, asking the instructor to expel students in public is obviously too severe a punishment, and it is a bit overstepping.

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If the teacher agrees, the students will suffer a loss; if the teacher disagrees, the candidates will be harmed and their reputation will be lost.

All you scheming people are dirty!!!

Fu Rui pinched his chin with interest.

Wang Jiaoxi walked up to the crowd calmly and said, "How about this? The question of this second round of examination is how to excuse these two filthy talkers?"

absolve???

Everyone was in an uproar. No one could have imagined that this would become a question in the second round of the exam.

"I'll give you a stick of incense and time to think about it. The same will happen when you climb to the top."

Xiu'er, the crisis collapsed in an instant. This lesson is not simple.

"Are all Beixie Yu Pavilions so eloquent?" Fu Rui asked.

Cang Yu shook his head, "I don't know, it's just that this Wang Jiaoxi is famous, the omniscient Wang Qiaoyan, he is the second best in sophistry, and no one dares to be the first."

Qiaoyan really lives up to his name.

Cang Yu raised the corner of his mouth, stepped forward, and bowed: "Students are so hungry, do they have a hut?"

"Of course there is, please come with me."

Everyone looked at each other, what does this latrine have to do with excusing the two of them? Hearing this, Fu Rui raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and instantly understood what he meant. This Cang Yu is not simple either.

But there was one thing that was not simple. Fu Rui looked at the dozen or so people climbing the steps. Most of them were dressed as literati. There was only one strong man like Bai Bai. When did physical work become synonymous with literati?

?This is unscientific.

Or is it that the literati of this era have mastered a certain skill, perseverance? What a joke.

After a while, Cang Yu came back from the toilet, bowed and said: "Student, I would like to ask, which one is more harmful to elegance, filthy words or filthy things?"

"Nature is filthy."

"Does using the toilet count as filth? Since there is a place for filth such as a latrine in the pavilion, it is not worth mentioning it."

Fu Rui held his forehead, it seems that I overestimated Cang Yu, I thought he was going to the toilet to steal the female student's big band-aid, then he pointed at the big band-aid and said righteously, there is such filth in the cabinet*

Things, compared with them, those dirty words are nothing.

Cang Yu is such a gangster!!!

Other literati were suddenly enlightened and followed suit one after another. They just changed the soup without changing the medicine. What's more, they analyzed and defended the words spoken by the two people one by one and came to a conclusion that subverted the three views. Both parties exchanged greetings and showed concern to the extent of giving birth to a child.

Zhijiri had no question about Kong Er. He praised him profusely and said that this should be the case among classmates.

Fu Rui said, "Ugh!!!!"

"It is said that blood plum blossoms turn into lust in the middle of the night. Beixie Yufeng is full of bloody plum blossoms in the middle of the night. Can they be regarded as filth*?"

Brother, don’t you think your words are inappropriate? Don’t you mean that Beixie Yuge grows in aphrodisiac?

After everyone excused themselves, several more people climbed up the mountain. An Yu stepped forward and bowed, "I am responsible for the second part of these two rounds of examinations. Everyone, please listen to the question. There are chickens and rabbits in the same cage. There are thirty people above."

There are five heads and ninety-four legs. How many solutions are there?"

The problem of chickens and rabbits in the same cage was indeed discussed a lot when I was in school, but when asked how many solutions there are, this one is the only one, at least Fu Rui has never encountered it.

While everyone was discussing and thinking, An Yujin spoke again, "Third discussion on the geometry of the nine thousand-step stele in Beixie Yu Pavilion?"

"The fourth discussion is about the geometry of the petals of blood plum blossoms at the bottom of the peak, halfway up the peak, and at midnight when climbing the peak."

"The Fifth Discussion on Geometry for Admission Candidates?"

Memory, imagination, observation, thinking, judgment, the seemingly simple five theories cover many issues. Fu Rui looked at the jade pendant on An Yujin's waist and said softly: "It's really worthy of the name Zhi Shu."

"Nine thousand stepless monuments, the blood plum blossoms in the middle of the night are five-petaled flowers, and there are two out of twenty people who climb the steps. As for the solution of the chicken and rabbit in the same cage, I will know the five methods below, the hypothetical method, the drawing method, the enumeration method one by one, and the independent golden rooster method.

Each has his own way."

Fu Rui had some impression that this was the one who took the lead in reciting poems. He seemed to be a smart man. However, Fu Rui remembered that there seemed to be more than ten solutions to the problem of chicken and rabbit in the same cage. As for which ten, he remembered

Not completely, but nine times out of ten it's still ok.

"please."

The candidate bowed and entered. Seeing this, other candidates swarmed up and rushed to answer the questions. After all, everyone had heard the answers and only needed to repeat them.

"Sixth Thesis..."
Chapter completed!
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