Three days ago.

"I can't believe that you haven't won any of the ninety-nine long-distance races. I have never seen a man as incompetent as you."

"I'm warning you, you can say that I can do anything, but you can't say that I can't do it."

"If you can't do it, you can't do it. If you are incompetent, you are incompetent. If you don't do it, you don't do it."

"If anyone doesn't lift it, you won't lift it. Your whole family won't lift it."

A man and a woman stared and grinned, yelling curses with their hands on their hips. The woman was dressed in a black official robe and had a three-foot "World Peace" hat on her head. She was the black immortal official of the earth.

The man floated translucently in the air, and his lower body turned into ethereal clouds and smoke. He had a greasy head and an unkempt beard. Facing the dark-skinned and smooth-looking "fairy daughter" in front of him, he was full of disdain.

This woman is so unreasonable. She has done the wrong thing and seduced the wrong soul, yet she is still so confident.

On the side of the Black Immortal Officer stood a girl in a white robe, wearing a three-foot-high "Wealth at First Sight" hat. The loose white robe still could not cover her perfect figure with bulging front and back. The man rushed to the White Immortal.

The official smiled obscenely, and then turned to Black Immortal Official with a black face: "Do you still have the nerve to say that if you hadn't seduced the wrong soul, I would have died?"

That's right, it's you, not you. Bai Xianguan's fault has been forgiven under her beauty.

With one sentence, Black Immortal Officer choked back his retort, and then he said calmly: "Didn't I think of a way to revive your soul?"

"You still have the nerve to talk about resurrecting. If you hadn't wasted time by taking summer vacation, would my physical body have rotted away? What qualifications do you, a 996 office worker, have to take summer vacation? If not, I will report you for your incompetence in doing things and for killing good people by mistake...

…”

Black Immortal Official clenched her fists and was filled with anger. As a noble member of the ghost world, she had never been looked down upon so much.

White Immortal Officer pulled Black Immortal Officer aside and murmured in a low voice: "The higher-ups cannot know about this matter, otherwise the year-end bonus will definitely be gone, and the promotion for the coming year will also be ruined..."

The two of them murmured for a long time, then Black Immortal Official cleared his throat and said: "It is true that our sisters did something wrong in this matter, and the method was also inappropriate..."

"Wait a minute, it's you, not you. Sister Bai Xianguan is gentle, elegant, well-mannered, amiable, shy of the moon..."

The man put to use what he had learned throughout his life.

"A bad man knows how to judge people by their appearance."

Regarding the four-word description of judging a book by its appearance, the man replied seriously: "You can die under peonies, and you can be a ghost even if you die."

"This is what we did wrong, Xiao Hei, the boss often says that the customer is God..."

God? You two are in a relationship that cannot be compared with each other, the man slandered.

"Forget it, forget it, since the fairy daughter and sister speak for you, then this matter is over and I won't care about it anymore." The man looked righteous and awe-inspiring.

Bai Xianguan whispered softly: "Brother, can you lower the standards for reincarnation? After all, there are too many people queuing up to be the emperor."

"It's okay, I don't mind waiting for hundreds of years." The man picked his ears carelessly.

"Boy, you are trying to push your limits."

"Pay attention to your service attitude, or I will file a complaint against you."

You are also a ghost. Not only are you ugly, you also have a bad attitude.

Heixianguan changed the topic: "Those of your competitors are either athletes with strong physical strength or talented scholars with strong brains. It is simply crazy for you, an ordinary person, to beat them..."

"I am absolutely infatuated, I will shed my first tear for you, and I will make any changes for you..."

Bai Xianguan succeeded in diverting his attention with a song of infatuation, and the man stared at this heavenly singer infatuatedly.

Perfect, so perfect, the word perfect was born just for her.

"Okay, then I will make a request." The man pointed at Bai Xianguan and said, "You, it's you, I want you."

Since you have to choose to be reborn, you must not be a social beast. No matter whether it is the previous life or the next life, the most effective way to avoid being a social beast is to choose a different world without social beasts and travel to it. You can be invincible and have a group of wives and concubines by just doing anything.

Now that you have decided to be a time traveler, who wouldn’t want an Aqua?

With the Water Goddess in my hand, I am the best in the world!

In the blink of an eye, Black Immortal's eyes rolled up to the sky. This dead otaku had watched too many anime, or his brain was short-circuited due to overexertion.

No one among the three of them spoke, and there was a hint of embarrassment in the air.

The man looked at the Black Immortal Officer's expression that said you were thinking shit, and took the initiative to find a way out: "Okay... I will give the Fairy Sister some face and lower my standards."

Then he held his head high, his hands clasped behind his back, and looked arrogant, "First, you don't have to be an emperor, but your status must be noble, and there can be no bloodshed such as fratricide or the struggle for the throne. I am bleeding."

vulgar!!!

"Second, there is no need for a harem of three thousand beauties, but there should be a cloud of beautiful women on both sides. It's not because I'm lustful, it's just for my pleasure."

hypocritical!!!

"Third, I need to have the most beautiful woman in the world as my fiancée. I have mixed loyalties and will only love one person in my life..."

Scumbag!!!

"Fourth, I want to have peerless martial arts. This is for self-protection."

fear death!!!

"Fifth, there needs to be a peerless master as a guard..."

Very afraid of death!!!

Ten minutes later.

"That's it for now, twenty items, I'll add more when I think of it."

The Black and White Immortal Official Sisters twitched their faces. One of them was not the emperor in exchange for twenty. Moreover, the total of these twenty is no different from being an emperor. No, being an emperor at least would not require his younger brother to be titled eighteen.

The Black Immortal official sighed, she had met a thorny master. If she really had such good conditions, she would want to be reincarnated. It would be his turn to be a dead man.

White Immortal Official held the book of life and death with a smile, and whispered to Black Immortal Official. After a moment, Black Immortal Official looked happy and said, "You are very lucky, and there happens to be a reincarnation quota that meets your requirements."

Is it really true? The man was dubious.

"Don't lie to me."

"The Black and White Immortal Officials are absolutely honest in their work."

"Yeah?"

A moment.

Official Black Immortal breathed a sigh of relief, "Huh, I finally sent this plague god away, but sister, there won't be any problem with this."

"Isn't this what he wants?"

"That's true, but it's still a little different."

"Is it possible that you still want to keep him?"

Black Immortal Official hesitated and said: "I'm afraid of what will happen next... It's good to leave, it will be a lot cleaner."

…

City Lord's Mansion.

A fresh fragrance hit his nostrils, and a gurgling warmth lingered around him. His tired and heavy eyes slowly opened, facing an unfamiliar ceiling. The man panicked for a moment. He didn't remember that the ceiling in his home looked like this. His head was slightly clear.

It suddenly occurred to me that this was the new life he had chosen.

A sense of pride arose spontaneously as a reborn serf took over his property. As a man covered with clothes, he firmly believed that he would definitely gain fame and fortune in this life, no, he would gain fame, fortune and beauty in three ways.

"Master, you are finally awake."

A big, chubby, fair and tender face was smiling stupidly at himself.

Illusion, illusion, this must be an illusion. It is said that we will embrace each other on both sides, and we must embrace each other on both sides.

The man closed his eyes, as if everything would change when he opened his eyes. After a few seconds, he opened his eyes again. A white-haired old man also smiled stupidly at him. The ravines on his face were intricately distributed, and he had a simple and unpretentious smile.

Doesn’t match the lining.

"Rui'er."

Qiaodou Sack, the beauty I am talking about is the beauty, not the fat man or the old man, the beauty, the beauty I promised...

"What's going on? What's going on with my voice...and this hollowed-out feeling of weakness?"

The man's whole body was so weak that he couldn't even move his fingers, and his throat was stuck and he couldn't make a sound. He tried hard to raise his head, but it was in vain. Except for his eyes, he could barely move his eyes, and he couldn't move anything.

The thick bedding wrapped around my body, it is no exaggeration to say, must weigh more than ten kilograms, not more than twenty kilograms, um ~ maybe more...

Although I don't feel the oppressive weight, the thickness makes it look like a quilt even if it is a lightweight down or silk quilt.

A middle-aged man dressed as a doctor lamented: "The young master is already weak and sickly. Since he came to the north, he has been infected with cold poison, which is why his health is getting worse..."

The doctor's soft words reached the man's ears word by word in the warm spring-like room, which was heartbreaking.

"My name is Zhang Rui. The rebirth in another world is not as beautiful as expected. I am a black and white immortal official, you (beep beep) you (beep beep)..."

Asgard.

The Black Immortal sneezed one after another.

"Have you caught a cold?"

Bai Xianguan sneezed again and again.

"Stay away from me."
Chapter completed!