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Chapter 29 We still don't know the girls' dormitory at Gate 6

In this era of information explosion, unless something earth-shaking, everyone will basically remain indifferent.

The zombie fraud case that happened two days ago may have been removed from the front pages of major forums because of the strong support of Li Wei. If Ms. Z is sleeping with, please ask Mr. C for help when she is infertile, and if she is uninfertile, please ask Mr. X for help when she is pregnant unexpectedly.

At this moment, Li Wei walked where he died two days ago, indicating a lot of pressure. However, if he was too stressed, he would be too stressed. Now he didn't even have a pool of blood. It seemed that he had never said he was injured.

Now, he bypassed the perverted pine forest and came to the girls' dormitory of Gate No. 6.

The old lady in the door guard was already familiar with him. After all, when he was chasing Hao Shuang, he worked a lot. He had more experiences of being thrown out by the old lady in the door guard. I will not say it for now.

However, he did not come today to get back together with Hao Shuang...

In fact, even for Hao Shuang himself, Li Wei did not dare to reunite with this girl who actually looked very quiet. There is only one reason-- although he doesn't admit it now, he has an extremely violent [wife] who wears an origami knife, a paper cutter, a sharpened pencil, etc., and may always keep an eye on him.

...Forget it, Li Wei suddenly felt that it was a good thing to die in 27 days.

At noon on that day, when the yang energy was the heaviest, Li Wei, a living dead man, knocked medicine and ran to the girls' dormitory in the third building of Gate No. 6...

Next to the trash can.

Under the shade of green cypresses, two clean trash cans are placed there.

Li Wei stared at the two trash cans for three minutes before slowly walking over.

"No. 44? No. 44? Are you inside?"

But he didn't want to get close.

"Ha, of course I'm here!" Suddenly, a miserable voice came out of the trash can.

"Who else can be here besides me? There is a gentle bed, a comfortable backrest, and garbage that may be thrown in at any time - much better than a boy's dormitory! At least there is no yellow smell of toilet paper thrown in here!"

Li Wei felt that the other party’s complaints were a bit sharp...

"Hey, Mr. Forty-four, I remember there was a man who was even worse than you. He was locked in the female orangutan in the estrus for three days and three nights!"

"——Have I not told you? That person is me!"

"...Okay, let's talk about girls' dormitory..."

"Well, it's pretty good here. When I'm thirsty, someone throws cucumbers for me to eat... Strangely, it seems incomplete, and the taste is weird..."

"You know so much! And, now we're talking about missions!"

Li Wei quickly blocked the other party's mouth, and almost became the enemy of millions of female college students.

"Oh, this...I'll take a look."

Someone nodded in the trash can, and then took out a notepad from his pocket: "If you are here, the other party didn't come out today. He came back on time three minutes before the dormitory closed at 10 o'clock last night. Now he should be inside. Oh, by the way, Wei, I have something to ask you: is that girl really a boy?"

“…Do you have any questions?”

"It's nothing, the one who looks so cute must be a boy." Sighed, No. 44 said: "I remember that we had an agent who was so successful because of this identity. Unfortunately, he was caught by the enemy later... It's a pity that I was still thinking about whether I wanted him to propose. Oh, no, should I say I'm so lucky."

"...Okay, you don't need to monitor here. Come on, this is for you - the underworld's public office teleportation talisman."

As Li Wei said, he handed a note in his hand to No. 44.

"Oh, thank you, Wei." No. 44 took the note excitedly and said, "He lives on No. 7 on the 6th floor, hidden very deeply. It seems that Shi Di has experienced it. If there is any trouble, Agent 86 and Agent 99 will contact you. By the way, I advise you not to find them if you have nothing to do, especially Agent 86."

“…why?”

"If you don't open your eyes and look for them, you will know. Forget it, I'm going to take a shower as soon as possible." As he said that, the Forty-fourth disappeared immediately.

Li Wei ushered in his first struggle with the fake girl.

Yes, the opponent is a guy named Makoto Ito.

The old lady in the dormitory of Gate No. 6 has always been the woman every boy misses day and night.

This is more incredible? It is nothing incredible. If you don't pass this unknown old lady, even the surname is secret, you will not see the woman you have been thinking about day and night. The aunt's surname is Zhao, and she also suspected her surname is Wang, so Song nicknamed Zhao Wang. Because she is less than 1.3 meters tall, she can be elusive in all the low walls of the girls' dormitory of Gate No. 6. Therefore, she is also given the nickname: Shenxing Taibao, the number one in the world.

It is said that there are countless great boys who have been ruined by her hands.

In fact, as long as you buy a few dollars of stinky tofu to send to the aunt, she will let you go. Unfortunately, men like to challenge - the reason why Li Wei was able to soak Hao Shuang last time was that he took a box of Wang Zhihe and delivered it to the aunt. The aunt, who claimed to be selfless, was immediately blind and Li Wei successfully entered the girls' dormitory.

Unfortunately, this time Li Wei lost a penny.

I ate Japanese girlish relief food last night, which really made Li Wei feel unhappy. Therefore, how to enter the girls' dormitory of Gate No. 6 has become a big problem for Li Wei.

"Hey, that... that person over there is your kid, the one who gave me a gift last time, come here quickly."

Just when Li Wei was circling around the rotten corpse at the door, like a vicious dog wandering on the dead bones.

He has always been living in a quiet place, but no one has ever seen Zhao Wangshi, who has stepped out of the dormitory No. 6, shouted at Li Wei.

Li Wei was so scared that he had only heard this kind of shouting late at night. It is said that most men who hear this kind of shouting will record a moral problem on their files, and then determine whether they will respect the teacher as big or small, and they will also have to write an article that cannot be copied and pasted.

The alarms of x are divided into six levels: warnings, serious warnings, criticisms, demerits, probation, and expelling. Among them, demerits are also divided into big and small mistakes. In the past, I was a small mistake, no one used it as a stool because those are not included in the file. We say that we do not make big mistakes, and we keep small mistakes, so that is it.

"Hey, that's what about you, why don't you come here quickly? Don't blame me if you don't go in later!"

When Li Wei was hesitating, the aunt had already given Li Wei a green light to the girls' dormitory: "Warning you, the entry time must not exceed twenty minutes, and come out immediately at the right time. If it weren't for the girl Hao Shuang who knew how to respect the elderly, you wouldn't have thought of going in in this life - I really don't know what was kicking my mind, being squeezed by the crack in the door when I entered, or if I was riding a big goose and hitting the radiator when I was a child, such a good girl..."

In less than ten seconds, Li Wei had completed a hundred meters and ran into the girls' dormitory like a wind. He said that he was delivering food, which was the excuse everyone agreed with Aunt Zhao. If he did not abide by it, he would never want to pick up girls at the No. 6 door in his life.

Although I don’t know what happened, Li Wei did enter the girls’ dormitory in a daze - a place where men usually think about it and will be happy for 25 hours a day in their dreams.

However, he didn't seem to know that this dormitory had become the most inaccessible place in the world except for women's restrooms.

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Second update,

This article does not map any schools, teachers and their groups.

I have never been to college, middle school or elementary school, so I am by no means alluding to my alma mater.
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