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Chapter 56

"If you don't mind, I want to take off my coat... Although this thing is not worth it, it's just a new one I bought."

Segfred in front of Li Wei was in trouble and said, "You can shoot now, I don't think I'm afraid of you either. However, it's not good to splash blood... I've ruined my clothes recently and I'm almost in elementary school."

"Ah, you're naughty in elementary school?"

Segfred's clothes knew what he looked like and said, "The same is true for our German primary school students."

"No, my class teacher likes to corporal punishment of students-" Li Wei shook his head.

"Ahh, our German primary school teachers won't do this." Segfred shook his head in disgust and said, "Our teachers will only kill those annoying students--oh, by the way, I used to serve the Nazis during the war, but I'm not a racist, I'll declare it here."

"...I know, [German Boy] is very famous." Li Wei nodded, thinking that he is most famous especially when smashing the keyboard.

"Thank you, our German boys are really good. In all senses - let's talk nonsense, I'll let you see what can scare you. We know your fighting style is heroic, heroic, and foolish, and it's still painful."

"Can you understand me?" As soon as Li Wei mentioned those so-called combat methods, he felt that he kept warning of death - a headache and a stomachache.

"Fortunately, after all, we Chaos people have a good understanding of pain." Segfred shrugged, but then his eyes sternly, and he said with a lot of fun: "So, I have been in debt for the past five days, and I have tailored a better way to deal with you... Have you seen the chair beside you?"

"...ah? What's wrong?" Li Wei looked at the chair next to him - a very ordinary plastic bench, with a market price of no more than 20 yuan rmb.

"Look carefully!"

Segfred's right hand, without holding the gun, made a finger, and then the chair actually... stabbed an iron pestle three meters high and ten centimeters upward from the middle. Then, a long sharp knife stretched out every few centimeters, and countless sharp knives were spinning rapidly.

What makes people feel most considerate is that a transparent glass cover is erected next to the chair, which seems to be a tool to prevent blood from overflowing.

After seeing it, Li Wei felt his whole body tightening - if he sat on it, not to mention such a serious matter as a thief - those knives could probably turn him into pieces.

"Ahhh." Li Wei was sure that his face was green: "It's worthy of being a German machinery, it's reliable... I think you have found a way to deal with me... Where did your creativity come from? I know German scientists are very awesome..."

"No, no, no, this is not something we German scientists can think of."

Segfred said: "This is my idea from the city appearance inspection team in Chaos City. I improved it a little and removed something too bloody."

Li Wei: "...The small vendors in any place must be all martial arts masters, right?"

"Ah, Dongfang Bubai is selling chrysanthemums here. Off topic - I spent 50,000 US dollars each of these things." Segfred raised his head and winked with pride. The mustache under his nose seemed to shake: "This restaurant is actually the place where we meet in chaos. It's ridiculous that Maxwell Smatt actually thought this is the safest place, which is ridiculous! - Now, all the thirty-six chairs in this restaurant have been replaced with this kind of equipment! - Are you scared?"

"…50,000 US dollars? Thirty-six?" Li Wei was in a state of confusion and said, "One,800,000 US dollars?...I have something to say, do you want to listen?"

“…Don’t tell me you have a cost saving method.”

"I have a cost-saving method - if I don't sit in such a chair, you'll let the waiter lie that the chair I'm sitting on is unsafe, and I'm going to change to a specific chair? Why do you have to make thirty-six... Not a single one is 50,000 US dollars? Get a harvester to modify it, and just find a handmade wealth village in Henan, and it won't be able to use 500 rmb! No wonder you lost during World War II."

"...I told you all, don't tell me you have a cost-saving method!" Segfred screamed, looking extremely troubled: "Okay, Levi! Let's talk about it for a long time. I prefer your combat method and really appreciate the fact that you killed many of our excellent agents. We are both magnanimous and Alaya consciousness. If you want, you can come to work here, and we will be very welcome."

"Hahaha... stop kidding." Li Wei spat disdainfully and said, "I'm already dead. Do you think I will betray my friend?"

"Don't be so anxious. We have five insurances and three funds here. We have all statutory holidays and three times the work fee. We have a ** union. If there is arrears of wages, we have a free lawyer to give you. Organize football games every week - the most important thing is that our referees are black whistles, and you can still bribe them if you can't kick them. Dota plug-in is not restricted. Warcraft has the same bug as a private server for you to drill. Lol directly sends heroes, ten times a month | life service volume. If you die, we have a free priest here for you - economical and affordable graves can also be introduced to you. The most important thing is that our housing is free, if you get married and have children, there are more housing allocations - starting from the new house in the city center of the city, with a three-bedroom, one living room and two bathrooms, with an area of ​​no less than 150 square meters. How about it? Are you moved?"

"..." The shaken Li Wei.

But... if you think about it carefully, the battlefield that Hara Kuroi, who dared to choose between life and herself, and Lisa, who did not hide her praise for herself that night and was willing to fight with her.

...It seems like I want that house...

However, I am about to die and my parents' insurance benefits are similar. Why bother to work at the other party?

"I... stop kidding." When he smashed the table hard, Li Wei almost slapped the table, but considering the analges under his butt, he sat down: "If you want to kill, kill. I will never do such a thing as betrayal!"

"Oh? Is that?"

Segfred seemed to sigh a little, sighed a long time ago, and said, "So, are we really nothing to talk about?"

"It's gone."

Actually, if you can tempt me again...

"I'm really sorry, Mr. Li Wei, we are going to say [goodbye]."

Segfred raised his right hand, and Levi closed his eyes in despair.

After pointing "snapping", Segfred stood up, walked to Levi's side, and said softly: "Goodbye."

Levi: “…?!”

"Please, this is a Chaos restaurant. Dogs and underworld personnel are prohibited from entering. You can go to another place to have a meal."

Li Wei: "!!!" Chaos is so civilized? Try joining Chaos...

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Third update

Dedicated to all the five sons who have no car, no house, no gold, no women, no son, no son, no qualifications...
Chapter completed!
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