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Chapter 94 Idiots, Idiots and Bad Luck

s|mate (Smart), which means [smart] in English. It is probably because his parents have high expectations for him. It is pitiful to the hearts of parents in the world - Smart's parents are the most pitiful.

Theoretically, the intelligence value is not very low, but he always likes to do things with low intelligence. Maybe it is because the brain-dead children have a lot of joy, or maybe it is because the fool has a fool's life. This person not only has a good harvest in love and career, but also can often get rid of danger. Sometimes, it is also a very unimaginable high probability of being a mistake.

"Smatt?"

Li Wei exclaimed, "Why are you here?"

"——I don't know this," Smat shook his head and said, "I'm also investigating this case. Chief Hero said he would let me pay attention to the vicinity, so I came. But I didn't have an invitation letter, and they asked me which department I was from - I said I was Agent No. 86, and they sent me here."

"...Damn it!" Segfred slapped his head and spat: "Don't those Japanese understand what English and German are? I told them that if there are agents, they will come here, what did they do!"

"Oh, this one-I used translation jelly."

Why do you always translate jelly?

"You plagiarize our Chaos scientific research results!" Segfred shouted loudly.

"——Bad talk, this is the result of our independent research—and each piece is only sold for $5."

“Wholesale or retail?”

"For retail and wholesale, it only costs less than three dollars. The listening institute has a big discount recently..."

"Ah, we can all consider importing from you..."

"Stop kidding! - Our Secret Service never sells any advanced products to the enemy!"

"—Who said I would buy it from you? I can buy it by just finding a beautiful businessman."

"Stop kidding, Segfred - you need money faster from the U.S. Congressman! They have never had money but nowhere to spend it."

Li Wei has never experienced the Cold War, and of course he doesn't know how stupid the Cold War mentality is. However, judging from the way these two good friends who were said to have fallen in love and wanted to kill during their lifetime, they should not be very good.

"Anyway-" Segfred shouted in German: "--Your end has come! Smatt, Levi--I value you very much, but it's a pity."

While speaking, Segfred actually pressed the button in his hand.

"bump!"

Immediately, Maxwell Smatt really fired the gun.

——Although I don’t know what kind of modification the revolver has undergone, it was a bullet that was shot out, and it was crushed by a medicine bottle. The bullet continued to move forward, and the potential energy allowed it to continue his movement in the air——it also shattered a huge Taurus piggy bank.

"Smatt!—"

Levi and Segfred exclaimed together: "Do you know what you did just now!!!"

"Of course I know! - Raise your hand, Segfred, I just..." Smatt, who was already arrogant, looked at the pool of potions sprinkled on the ground, and then looked at the glass cover that seemed to be imprisoning the monsters around him, constantly vibrating and showing a tendency to break.

Immediately, he seemed to realize what he had done: "Destroy the only potion that could save us..."

At the moment the battle began, Levi used the evil entanglement of the death grip to pull Segfred, who was on the console, to his side - this German is worthy of being a real German: the most skilled nation in the world, but often cannot deal with sudden minor accidents. Moreover, his luck was extremely lucky.

"Non-combatants evacuate quickly!"—" Throwing Segfred to Smatt beside him, Levi felt that his voice was a bit out of tune, but it was not as outrageous as the non-human creatures around him: "Let the professionals go!"

"You are still in the mood to say this now!"

Lisa rushed past Li Wei's side and rushed towards every monster who could almost fight with her: "Go to start first! - Destroy those pipelines!"

"...You don't want the honor of the warrior?" Li Wei was also puzzled, but he felt that the other party was right - it's better to start first!

"There is a difference between a warrior and a fool, let alone do you think you can fight so many times?"

Before he finished speaking, Lisa, who had jumped through a distance of more than ten meters in an instant, smashed the glass with her big claws, and then killed the monster inside-

I don’t know if it was Li Wei’s illusion, but the tauren was killed by Lisa first. The tauren looked quite like Chief Kane. However, at this moment, the tauren had been twisted and fell to the ground.

——The so-called Death Knight, the so-called powerful hero unit, the so-called strong profession: their legs are generally very "short" - in a nutshell, they can't run fast. When Levi rushed over, Lisa had already broken two jars. At this moment, all the monsters around had been resurrected.

It seemed that they had found the enemy who murdered her [same companion], and Levi and Lisa were instantly surrounded.

"Lisa, do you know what I want to say to you?"

Standing with Lisa on her back, Li Wei glanced at [outside the circle] - Akiko Yaoshi, who was held tightly by Yukiko Muromachi and covered her mouth, and Smatt, who pointed a gun at Segfred.

"Ah? What? - Do you want to cry?" Lisa showed a stubborn smile that Li Wei couldn't see, and said, "If you want to cry, I don't have the shoulders to lend you - do you have the back?"

"Oh, then I'll lend it to me... But I want to praise you: It's really safe to pull hatred. None of those guys went to cause trouble for others."

"Nonsense - When the two wolves are fighting for territory, the weak always like to unite and kill the head wolf first." Lisa licked the corner of her mouth and said, "However, they will often be killed by the head wolf without leaving any armor! - Are you ready?"

"What do you think?"

"Then kill them all!"

The fierce battle between Li Wei and Lisa has just begun. The difference is that it is obvious that the former is more tragic. After all, he is the type who has not experienced any battlefield training. Being able to stand behind Lisa is entirely based on subconsciousness and perseverance - and the most important professional survival skills.

Compared to Lisa's side, Lisa's back was not protected, and she had to use her injuries to exchange for his safety. Lisa, who did not have Lisa's rich combat experience, could only rely on her own brute force and flesh to solve the battle, and to protect Lisa's back, who should be protected - after all, Lisa does not have the ability to recover as despair as Lisa.

"Okay, Segfred - stop being slow." Smatt pressed Segfred's forehead with his gun and said, "Hurry open the doors around me!!!"

"Are you crazy?" Yukiko Muromachi showed her noble sentiment as a policeman at this time: "It doesn't matter if we die! - If these monsters run out, they will hurt innocent people!"

“—Do you think I don’t want to close the gate?”

Segfred was even more upset at the moment and said, "I originally wanted to do this! - But that Li Wei idiot got home! He pulled me over from the console, you said! What should I do?! - I..."

With a "bang!", before Segfred finished speaking, Ryoko Yaoshiji raised her legs high, and the heels of her high heels actually kicked Segfred, who was nearly 1.75 meters tall.

"Now, tell me which place is the button to unlock the gate control?" Meizu Yoshiji Ryoko stepped on Segfred, who was lying on the head of the lying on the ground, and said in a tone without any pleading: "Please, tell me."

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