249 The Beggar on the Tip of the Tongue (Part 1)

After some "treatment", Zhao Xiaosan no longer talks nonsense and no longer picks. The leftovers that were considered pig food just now have become delicious food.

There is no way, I'm hungry!

If you don’t eat enough and don’t have the ability to escape, how can you get revenge?

It’s not about taking revenge on the beggar who treated him. At least they have the grace of life, so we can’t do that kind of thing.

But the black and white impermanence that came out inexplicably and their bullshit master, I must pull them out and bleed them one by one!

This person is just a naughty man.

When I get tired of eating delicacies in mountains and seas, I always don’t get tired of eating leftovers.

When Zhao Dachui reluctantly pursed the last trace of the suspected shredded meat in the bowl with his fingers, and then put it in his mouth, he said unfulfilled: "It smells so good!"

I just don’t know when I can eat such delicious food again?

"Haha." Yu Ge'er curled his lips and smiled helplessly, "You ask me who will I go? If I can eat enough every meal, who will make money? Wouldn't they all come out to beg for food?"

It seems to make some sense!

If I can really avoid food and clothing, few people are willing to work. Then, the boss asked me to work overtime and not pay overtime. Isn’t that so kind?

He was afraid that if I had savings, I would lose the motivation to live, and would indulge in pleasure?

But if you don’t have the last meal, isn’t it quite uncomfortable?

In particular, Brother Yu has already explained that according to the teachings of the old predecessors, he can only eat full in the past few days of the Chinese New Year, and he can definitely only eat full at other times.

This won't work!

According to this food standard, I still don’t know that donkeys can recover from their health in the year of the horses, let alone that they are not full.

No, you must seize the peak consumption season of the Spring Festival, vigorously carry out business, try to get more food and make good reserves. If you have food at home, don’t feel panic!

"Brother Yu, how do you usually call for food?"

"What else can I do if I want begging? Just that."

Zhao Dachui asked this question really redundant and meaningless.

According to Brother Yu’er’s understanding, begging for food, just stretching out the bowl and saying a few words like “I’m sorry, I haven’t eaten for three days.”

Or just say nothing, just stare at others, until they are embarrassed to eat alone and get a share of your pie.

"What if they turn around and leave, what should they do if they ignore you?"

Zhao Dachui firmly believes that there are many people who are unkind and poor, and not all the poor are Virgins. They will save the food they say and give it to someone they don’t know.

If you don’t have some means, why should they give you food?

"What do you want to do?" Yu Ge'er's face suddenly stretched out, and with the dirt on her face, it was so ugly.

"Tell you! We don't steal or rob, we don't break our legs and pretend to be pitiful, and we don't cooperate with bad people to shoot Huazi. We don't do anything wrong!"

It seemed that it had brought back some unpleasant memories. The group of little beggars looked very good. They all gathered around and were preparing to treat Zhao Xiaosan, who was "ill" again.

"I didn't say I asked you to do something illegal. I'm also a good person! But I still have to pay attention to this method."

It is unreasonable to speak, but it is false to hear it. It is a mule or a horse. It has to be pulled out to find out.

In order to prove that he is not a waste of money, Zhao Daichui embarked on the first battle of his "begging career".

Although Zhao Dachui is now in a high position of paraplegia, nothing is good except for his mouth, it does not prevent him from becoming a spiritual leader, or a dog-headed military advisor?

There is a rich family in every village, which is basically an irrefutable truth. Zhao Dahui's first battle was to prepare for the first rich family in the village, the kind-hearted Wang Baiwan who generously donated a few shreds of pork.

As his name suggests, Wang Baiwan people have several hectares of fertile land and a thousand stakes of savings, a gentle and virtuous wife, and a smart and lively silly son.

Although he is honest and honest, he is Wang Baiwan's calf, uh, no, his only son.

This kid is a good kid! He never sees whether he is rich when making friends in this village, because he is not as rich as he is.

Since you are the only son, you must have the best food and drink. Otherwise, who will give this wealth to you in the future?

So, Wang Baiwan, the only son of Wang Baiwan, gnawed the elbow of a eldest son, and walked away at the corner of the street on time with the pace of recognizing his relatives.

"Go!" Zhao Dachui shook his finger, "So as I teach you!"

"Are you good at this? I feel so disgusting!" Yu Ge'er looked reluctant.

"No matter how disgusting it is, it is better than starving to death!" Zhao Dachui looked like a witch who seduced Snow White to eat apples, pointing at the big elbow, "Look, that elbow is so fat, tender, juicy, sweet and delicious! Don't you want to eat it?"

"I……"

"Don't answer me, you have to answer your heart. You think, you really want it. You think. That sweet gravy passes through your lips, goes down your throat, and flows into your stomach..."

"Ha, stop talking, we're almost vomiting." Several other beggars refused the commentary of Hokkien Food without any appreciation.

Brother Yu couldn't appreciate this kind of spiritual high-end enjoyment: "Stop! I'm going, can't it be okay? If you continue talking, I'll vomit!"

Then, Wang Qianwan's little friend suddenly discovered that a sloppy little beggar appeared beside him, in sync.

Wang Qianwan chewed his elbow, and beggar licked his own hand.

Wang Qianwan chewed his elbow, and beggar licked his own hand.

The key is that if you have a cleaner hand, there is not so much dirt, and don’t drool so much when licking, I can still eat it.

You are such a disgusting way, how can I continue to eat?

"Get out! If you don't get out, I'll let the dog bite you!"

Wang Qianwan is not easy to mess with. He is following two big dogs just to prevent people with ulterior motives from coming to him and taking advantage of him.

Those two big dogs were also rare breeds from Fanbian tribute, including blonde hair and blue eyes, uh no, yellow hair and green eyes. There was also a very rare apple tied to each dog's legs, which was unique and extremely noble.

Brother Yu looked at the two big dogs tremblingly, then looked at his thin arms and legs, a little scared.

Zhao Dachui and a few friends clenched their fists together: "Come on! Come on! Our big elbows are all counting on you!"

Brother Yu gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, beat the dog stick in one fell swoop, and shouted: "Get out!"

The two big dogs may have never seen such a fierce beggar. They ran away with their tails squatted.

"This is a thing that depends on human power!"

Wang Qianwan was very disappointed in the performance of the two dogs, but he still wanted to maintain his upper class style: "Don't come over! If you come over again, I will call someone!"

As for Brother Yu, he kept in mind Zhao Dachui's teachings and did not get close to him. He just rolled up his sleeves and exposed his arm that could not see his true nature. He stuck out his tongue and started licking from his elbow, licking until his palm, slamming!

Sigh!

It smells so good!

Looking elsewhere, it seems that there are a few little beggars who are rolling up their sleeves and preparing to lick them.

"You are all crazy!"

Wang Qianwan threw down his big elbow and ran away crying, leaving only the fat big elbow falling into dust and trembling in the cold wind.

"Oye!"

Brother Yu picked up the trophy and cheered.

The other beggars also cheered, as if they had won a big victory.

"This is wherever you go. As long as I say it, we will eat big elbows every meal!" Zhao Dachui was not proud and indulged himself at all.

What's there to be happy about a elbow covered in saliva and dust?

Thinking back then, I was in the palace too...

Forget it, I won’t say it anymore. Besides, I might trigger a new round of treatment, right?

Brother Yu smiled and tore off a piece of meat and sent it to Zhao Dahui's mouth: "Missary, you have the greatest contribution, you can eat it first!"

"Forget it, go back and boil it in the pot, let everyone eat something."

"You should eat more, don't be embarrassed."

"I love to eat hodgepodge, do you have any control?"

Zhao Dahui wanted to say a few more words to show his selflessness and his righteousness. Yuntian heard someone shouting: "Wang Baiwan is here, run away quickly!"
Chapter completed!