Chapter 159 I'm here to collect the bill
Undoubtedly, Chen Xiao's words completely angered the two men.
But he is not afraid.
It was these two men who humiliated him first, and they used his relationship with Long Jiuling to humiliate him. How could he bear it?
Obviously, it's impossible!
"So bold, I am the two of you, one is the Prince of King Pingyang and the other is the Second Prince of King Pingjiang. Do you dare to call us a dog?" Prince of King Pingyang shouted angrily.
Chen Xiao said without caring: "Did I scold you? I clearly mean dogs. You insisted on posting and saying I scold you. This... what can I do?"
"You..." Prince Pingyang stood up and pointed at Chen Xiao to continue the theory.
"What's wrong with me? I scolded the dog, you posted it yourself, but you still don't agree? Why don't I praise you, you are not a dog, okay?" Chen Xiao asked.
Prince Pingyang snorted: "Whatever you say, you just say the sky and say I am a dog, then you are not as good as me!"
Chen Xiao nodded: "Yeah... I'm not as good as a dog, okay?"
A few girls couldn't help but cover their mouths and smiled. Prince Pingyang and the second prince Pingjiang Prince felt even more embarrassed.
"Cousin Ye Lan, this guy is just a sixth-rank official. He is wearing a blue official uniform and is here to sit with us. Isn't that right?" The second young master of King Pingjiang spoke.
Princess Yelan frowned slightly and looked at Chen Xiao. Chen Xiao shook his head:
"I'm wearing the official uniform of a court official. I don't understand why wearing the official uniform of the court is inappropriate here? This... the second son of the King of Pingjiang isn't it?
I am very curious. You said something wrong? Do you think this official service is inappropriate? Or do you think it is inappropriate as an official in the court? Or do you think this place is inappropriate?"
The second young master of Pingjiang Wang said hurriedly: "I did not say that the official service was inappropriate, nor did the official service be inappropriate, nor did I say that the place was inappropriate...I mean..."
Chen Xiao raised his hand: "I understand, I understand, you are saying that you are inappropriate, right? I also think you are inappropriate!"
"Nonsense, I want to say that the inappropriate one is you, you have become that official, wear this official uniform, and come here!" said the second young master of Pingjiang.
Chen Xiao added: "The most inappropriate thing is that I am fucking here and I was bitten by a dog. Haha, I am unlucky!"
The second young master of Pingjiang Wang looked ugly: "You called me a dog again?"
"Look, you admit it again, and you always admit that you are a dog. What are your hobbies?" Chen Xiao was speechless.
Many people couldn't help but lower their heads and smiled, and Princess Yelan also smiled.
The second young master of Pingjiang King was furious and said, "I won't talk to you, hum!"
Chen Xiao was calm and didn't plan to sit down. Now, he really had to sit down and play for a while, otherwise he would think he was afraid!
This is, Prince Pingyang couldn't help but say again: "We are all here for leisure and entertainment today. Chen Xiao, you don't need to come here in an official uniform, right?"
Chen Xiao frowned: "I don't know if you are playing here, so what if I know? What's wrong with me wearing this official uniform? Are you just not satisfied with the clothes I wear?"
"I'm not satisfied with you wearing this outfit to come here to attend our party!" said the second young master of Pingjiang.
Chen Xiao sneered: "Then you should blame Princess Yelan. I have something to ask her for trouble, so she asked me to sit down, but I didn't say I'm here to attend your party!"
Princess Yelan smiled awkwardly and said, "Don't say anything, it's true that Lord Chen suddenly visited him. I invited him to take his seat. He didn't know in advance, so there was no intention of wearing official uniforms to meet us..."
As soon as Princess Yelan spoke, everyone was going to give face.
Their people are princesses, and basically the ones present are the sons of the county princes, and there are even some concubines, with lower status, and they are county lords, etc.
Chen Xiao is brewing, how to ask Princess Yelan to collect the accounts.
At this time, a girl said, "Mr. Chen, I am the Lord of Le'an County. I heard that you are very talented and I also had some knowledge at the palace party last time. I was deeply impressed. I was waiting to write poetry just now. I wonder if you can let us see your poetry again?"
The girl said, and got up and bowed to Chen Xiao.
The so-called county lord is the county princess and a royal woman, usually the daughter and granddaughter of the prince or the prince's daughter.
It is to be granted the title by the emperor, and the rank is lower than that of the princess and princesses.
Chen Xiao also bowed to her and said, "I dare not take it as a talented person. But I came here today for something, and it was not to attend your party, so I have no preparation!"
"Looking at him wearing the sixth-rank official uniform, you know that he is here to do business. I'll save you from writing poetry!" Prince Pingyang sneered.
Chen Xiao frowned: "Why did he use my clothes to talk about things? Okay, poem? There happened to be a poem for the prince of Pingyang and the second prince of Pingjiang."
When everyone heard this, the two of them targeted Chen Xiao and actually gave them a poem?
Princess Yelan was really curious and said, "Oh? I don't know what kind of poem it is?"
The Prince of Pingyang and the Second Prince of Pingjiang also looked at Chen Xiao with a sneer, not knowing what poem he was going to say!
Chen Xiao snorted coldly and said, "Listen!"
"A needle is a thousand exercises, and one is a needle that is turned upside down. The eyes are clear and the butt, and only recognize the clothes but not the people!"
After the poem was finished, everyone was stunned.
Damn it's really easy for those two people to write about, it's clearly a swearing.
He said they were a needle, they were upside down, and they said that their eyes were on their butts, and kept talking about Chen Xiao's clothes.
This made Prince Pingyang and Prince Pingjiang angry, and he couldn't refute anything, because he was very educated to curse people, unless you also wrote a song to scold Chen Xiao.
"Everyone, how about poetry?" Chen Xiao also asked on purpose.
The Le'an County Lord smiled and said, "Poetry is a good poem, but it's a little...it's hard to understand..."
Chen Xiao smiled, and the Prince of Pingyang snorted: "Just make a limerick, what's this? Humph, I can write dozens of poems at will."
Chen Xiao said: "So awesome? Then I'll give you another sentence: 'Why are you different from the wind rising, soaring up to 90,000 miles?' Haha..."
The Prince of Pingyang was stunned: "What does it mean!"
Chen Xiao explained: "It means you are so awesome, why don't you go to heaven?"
"Hahaha……"
Everyone couldn't help but laugh!
Princess Yelan also smiled. Seeing that Prince Pingyang was already in anger, she quickly stood up and said:
"Okay, Chen Xiao's poems are beyond words, and His Majesty all recognize them very much."
Prince Pingyang was speechless and didn't know what to say.
Chen Xiao smiled, and at this moment he remembered the serious matter, so he looked at Princess Yelan and said seriously:
"I have done the poem, and I have a chat, I have something to tell you!"
Seeing Chen Xiao so serious, Princess Yelan said, "What's the matter?"
"Yeah..." Chen Xiao said: "Do you know if you borrowed 100 taels of silver from the Ministry of Revenue? I'm here to collect the accounts, not a hundred taels, look..."
Princess Yelan's face turned red!
Chapter completed!