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Chapter 133 Stupid birds fly first?

Shortly after leaving Beijing, Xia Jie's men took out the escape talisman, and without even calling, he took Xia Jie to fly directly to the clouds, roared away, and left Zeng Xiaoyu and others with big eyes.

It's useless to be stupid. Zeng Xiaoyu has no escape talisman. In fact, he doesn't need it. The special carriage in the army is not slow to run, but this time the errand will probably be done again. The person who wants to escort will leave by himself, and it will definitely reach the border faster than them. Other details will surely arise. As for what consequences it will cause, Zeng Xiaoyu doesn't want to care or pay attention.

Along the way, he was wandering around at night, and enjoying the mountains and rivers. Zuo Zhongshu finally couldn't help asking, "Xiaoyu, are we too slow?" Zeng Xiaoyu said distractedly, "What's the use of fast?"

Zuo Zhongshu can't answer this question.

On the evening of the fourth day, they found a dying monster on the road. When they rescued them, they found that it was Xia Jie. Soon, they found the bodies of other people nearby. They saw that they fell from a high place and there was no complete bone in their bodies.

Xia Jie saved his life because of the extra-large "butt". He broke his arms and thighs, and his lumbar spine was misaligned and unable to walk, so his life was still there.

However, he lost the ability to speak.

With such a "high-level paraplegia", Zeng Xiaoyu suddenly wanted to laugh.

If you can't speak, it means that he can't complain. If your arms and legs are broken, it means that your writing path is not feasible. If you can't take care of yourself due to dislocation of the lumbar spine, your butt will fall and it has nothing to do with others.

Zeng Xiaoyu found an empty place and laughed to the sky. I was also full of heaven!

If the eyes could kill people, Xia Jie had already killed Zeng Xiaoyu countless times.

Everything is a combination of all!

At noon on the tenth day, the majestic Ula Pass appeared in front of you. This side of the mountain was an endless plain, and what was the other side of the mountain... No one knew because it was the boundary of Zhongzhou.

Hundreds of thousands of people lined up in a row to confront the Zhongzhou army on the other side of the mountain pass.

Zeng Xiaoyu's arrival did not cause much trouble. His new coach fell into the desert like a piece of sand, and no one cared about it.

But the dozen bodies on his carriage were different from Xia Jie, who could only move his eyes. They were immediately intercepted by dozens of officer-like people and carried away with all their strength.

Wang Xi looked at Zeng Xiaoyu, "Little Yu, logically... you should be their boss, right?"

Zeng Xiaoyu took out the military talisman and looked carefully several times, "It should be."

"Why do they ignore us?"

He couldn't answer Wang Xi's question. The head coach and the relevant deputy general were not there, and there was not even a handover person. What else could he do? Zuo Zhongshu smiled but said nothing.

The officers pushed Xia Jie into the big tent and kept watching around him.

"The person you want over there is him?"

"How come he is a useless person?"

"I saw him when I came. OK, how can I send him back after he turned into this?"

"You ask me? I ask who to go!"

"Where are the people who brought him?"

"Yes! Where are people?"

Finally someone remembered Zeng Xiaoyu.

Zeng Xiaoyu slowly walked into the big tent, found a wooden pier to sit down, took out the yellow roll under the gaze of everyone and handed it to Wang Xi, "Read it to them."

Wang Xi took it and looked at it, whispered, "Little Fish, I can't recognize it."

Zeng Xiaoyu looked at dozens of eyes opposite him, "Do you know who reads the words? Take it and take it."

A middle-aged man with long beard walked out and said, "Show me."

He read the words on the yellow scroll from beginning to end and frowned, "This says... you are our new coach, but..."

Zeng Xiaoyu shook the military talisman in his hand, "Is it it?"

Everyone was stunned.

The middle-aged man asked, "Where is the father-in-law?"

It seems that they don’t know that something happened to Fujian. Zeng Xiaoyu thought for a while and said, “The father-in-law is old and retired.”

"Retirement?" Everyone looked at him in confusion, and Zeng Xiaoyu's face sank and jumped up, "Whose official do you do you have? Whose salary do you receive? Do you dare not listen to the will of the Emperor of Heaven?"

Everyone lowered their heads.

The middle-aged man hesitated for a moment, turned around and discussed with the others for a while, took out a list from his arms and handed it to Zeng Xiaoyu, "Master, this is the list of all the generals, please check it out."

Zeng Xiaoyu nodded, "Let's take a look later and notify me. All the generals and officials are here. Let's meet and meet."

Soon, the tent became crowded.

When they saw that the new general was a teenager, they couldn't help but feel disappointed, shook their heads and sighed, and whispered like mosquitoes.

"Report your name and position!"

Zeng Xiaoyu sat upright, looking tall and above.

Everyone took turns to report their names and affairs under their jurisdiction. Zuo Zhongshu wrote quickly and added comments to everyone after the list.

After walking for more than two hours after reporting the process of home, Zeng Xiaoyu asked, "Brother Zuo, what should I do next?"

Zuo Zhongshu spread his hands, "I have never done this before. It would be useless to ask me."

Zeng Xiaoyu looked at Wang Xi again, "Old Wang, do you know?"

Wang Xi scratched his head, "When he was in General Zhao's camp, he often saw him chatting with the soldiers, why don't we go to chat with someone?"

Zeng Xiaoyu waved his hand and said, "Just forget to chat, I'd better hurry up and do the business."

The only major thing at the moment is to return Xia Jie to his son. Zeng Xiaoyu called the middle-aged ginseng general named Lin Jia and asked, "How do you contact the person opposite?"

Lin Jia said, "I will scold you for a while every afternoon."

Screaming? Zeng Xiaoyu shook his head and smiled, "What's the use of scolding?"

Lin Jia said, "Anyway, I have nothing to do when I am idle. I will scold them to relieve my boredom."

Zeng Xiaoyu said, "Don't curse today, call their people over and pick them up!"

After lunch, Zeng Xiaoyu asked someone to drive the carriage to the front of the mountain pass and whispered loudly, "Is there anyone called Xia Chaofeng on the opposite side?"

No one responded to him. Lin Jia said, "Master, this is not what we usually say."

Zeng Xiaoyu said, "Tell me!"

Lin Jia took a deep breath and said loudly, "Listen to the garbage waste over there, your mortal enemy is here!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a ball of black stuff flew over from the mountain pass. Lin Jia skillfully avoided and cursed, "You don't have to throw it away if you can't finish it. Isn't it good to keep it for the next meal?"

The soldiers behind laughed. Zeng Xiaoyu glanced at the steaming ball of stuff, guessing that it was either cow dung or horse dung, and covered his nose and shouted, "Hurry up and ask the person named Xia to come and pick up his father, otherwise the things they sent would be snacks for his father."
Chapter completed!
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