10.10
Xiao Yuanbao was covered in dirty dust at the bottom of the stove, like a mud monkey. Lin Fangzhou went to the well to draw a bucket of water and asked him to take a shower. The well water was a little cold, and she was too lazy to burn it. Xiao Yuanbao took a bath with cold water for the first time in his life, and it felt very uncomfortable.
When he was taking a shower, Lin Fangzhou sat at the door, holding a bird cage to tease the owl. The owl's blood had stopped and he was a little energetic. Unfortunately, it sounded bad and looked bad, so she couldn't think of any other use of this thing besides eating meat.
King Dadao, with his big knife on his head, walked over and said, "Dalang! It's so easy to relax."
"Catcher Wang, have you ever eaten an owl? Is it delicious?"
Wang Dadao shook his head hurriedly, "But I have never eaten it!"
"Do you want to try it?"
"In no mood……"
Lin Fangzhou put down the bird cage and saw that Captain Wang didn't seem to be passing by. She asked, "Does you have something to do with me? Did the great master ask you to send the bounty here?"
"No. The great master sent me to treat you and asked you to go to Wangyue Tower for dinner. He wants to treat you."
"Oh? Who did he hire?"
"All of them are brothers who have worked hard to fight tigers."
Lin Fangzhou understood. The great-grandson was going to hold a celebration banquet, and the food at the banquet would not be too bad. She was very happy: "If you have any luck, Captain Wang, I know that it will definitely pass by the evening."
After Captain Wang bid farewell to Lin Fangzhou, he went to invite others again.
Lin Fangzhou took five steamed buns to credit at the vendor selling steamed buns. While picking up steamed buns, he said, "Da Lang is so wise and a hero! Just a few steamed buns will be taken home to eat, so why not on credit!"
Lin Fangzhou was praised as a hero for the first time in her life. She was about to float up and said with a smile: "You all say I am a hero, but I still eat you for free? Today, my hands are tight and I will definitely pay you back when I loosen my body."
"No, no hurry, let's talk about it when Dalang is rich. If you don't have enough, come and get it."
When Lin Fangzhou returned home with the steamed bun, Xiao Yuanbao had already taken a shower. He was wearing a torn clothes from Lin Fangzhou a long time ago. When Lin Fangzhou walked in, he sneezed several times.
She put the steamed buns on the table and said, "Eat it. It's all yours."
Xiao Yuanbao asked: "Why don't you eat it?"
"Tonight, the great master held a celebration banquet. I want to make more room for my stomach and eat his mutton of 100,000 pounds! This meal will be spared."
The first time Xiao Yuanbao heard of such a strange and strange theory, he shook his head helplessly and picked up the steamed buns to eat.
Lin Fangzhou touched his chin, looked at Xiao Yuanbaos' gentle eating behavior, and said, "I have to find you a new identity."
"Um?"
"If you want to change your identity, you have to get a big name, so please."
Xiao Yuanbao said, "It's better to say that I'm here to join your distant relative. The surname is Lin."
"Then your name is Lin Yuanbao."
"Not appropriate. If you make such a big name, unless you are a vulgar family in the mountains and fields, I don't look like it."
Lin Fangzhou rolled his eyes, "Just just say I'm vulgar."
Xiao Yuanbao lowered his head and pondered, and said, "I am your distant relative, and my surname is Lin. I should be the same branch as you, and my name should also be with the word "Fang". Lin Fangzhou, Lin Fangzhou..." Xiao Yuanbao said this and suddenly asked, "Who gave you your name?"
"I don't know. What's wrong?"
"Fangzhou, from "Nine Songs: Xiangjun", 'Cai Fangzhou Xi Du Ruo'. The person who gave you this name should be a scholar."
"I'm a scholar, too."
Little Yuanbao looked at her like a monster.
Lin Fangzhou said angrily: "Don't you agree? Have you forgotten? I can write!"
"Oh." Xiao Yuanbao couldn't bear to say that the word was the ugly one he had ever seen, no doubt about it.
Xiao Yuanbao said, "I will also name it from "Nine Songs", "Nine Songs·Mountain Ghost", "The Fragrance and the Remaining Thoughts", so I named it Lin Fangsi, how about it?"
"What? Hey... what?"
"The fragrance is broken and the thoughts are left."
"What's the meaning?"
"Broke the fragrant flowers and give them to the one I long for."
Lin Fangzhou was happy: "Haha, you are young and have not even grown hair. Who do you miss?! You are shameless, hahaha..."
Xiao Yuanbao was stunned for a moment, then felt embarrassed, his face turned red, and he left his face and explained, "Poetry expresses his aspirations and uses objects to make a metaphor, which is not the literal meaning."
Lin Fangzhou was still talking nonsense: "Be good, you have to be obedient. When you grow up, you can marry a wife. When you grow up, you will definitely be a handsome man. If you are a handsome man, you will definitely be able to marry a beautiful wife."
Xiao Yuanbao blushed and buried his head in just eating, ignoring her.
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In the evening, Lin Fangzhou went out for a banquet, and Xiao Yuanbao was alone at home. He was a little bored and dizzy, just thinking that it was because he had not been able to go out these days.
Seeing that the owl was wilted and seemed to be hungry, he broke the leftover steamed buns and threw them into the pot. Not long after, a mouse really got hooked and jumped into the pot to eat steamed buns.
Xiao Yuanbao has heard stories about rats. In his understanding, rats are all cunning, but the experiences over the past few days made him discover that rats are a stupid and stupid thing.
He didn't want to touch the mouse, so he opened the door of the bird cage, poured the owl into the pot, and then covered the lid.
Okay! You can feed the owls again, without seeing such bloody and disgusting scenes. He is very satisfied.
After doing this, he still felt dizzy, weak in his limbs, and very sleepy. Looking outside the window, the sunset gradually faded and the sky was getting dark. So he lifted the quilt and went to bed.
Lin Fangzhou was eating and drinking in Wangyue Tower.
The county magistrate put down the bounty. The original reward document stated that fifty taels of silver was in the hands of Lin Fangzhou, but in Lin Fangzhou, there were only ten taels. She was a little unhappy and asked, "Grandmaster, why do you only get ten taels?"
The great master explained: "The bounty is fifty taels in total. The idea is that you made it, but there are twenty righteous men who risked to enter the mountain, and they deserve some benefits. The official made the decision and divided the bounty into twenty-one pieces. You will get ten taels per person, and two taels per person. Do you have any objection?"
This makes sense. Although Lin Fangzhou was poor, he was not the stingy person. After hearing the county magistrate's explanation, he said, "The great master is very wise, so he should be like this."
The dinner was very rich. There were roasted pigs, yam soup, meatballs, fish fillets, stuffed crabs, etc., and various desserts. Lin Fangzhou had never eaten some desserts, so she had a lot of knowledge. She picked up a few of the desserts and hid them in her sleeves, intending to take them back for Xiao Yuanbao to try them.
Many people toasted Lin Fangzhou and drank her so hard that she was very vegetarian.
The great-grandson was very happy. He found the most popular girl in the flower building to sing the song, and specially ordered a song "Send the Plague God". This kind of song can only be sung during the New Year and is rare on weekdays.
Everyone thought that the "plague god" here refers to the tiger, and they thought it was very appropriate.
Only Lin Fangzhou knows who the real plague god is.
The banquet was held until late at night. Lin Fangzhou was drunk and returned home staggeringly. When she entered the house, she heard a strange noise in the kitchen, so she walked into the kitchen to investigate. It turned out that the sound came from the stove.
"What about haunted?"
If she had been in normal times, she would have been scared and sweated, but now she was drunk and she was almost becoming an immortal, so she naturally looked down on these ghosts.
Is there something in the pot pounding, it seems to be hitting the lid of the pot?
She lifted the lid of the pot hard, and a black thing rushed out and flew away.
"A flying ghost."
Lin Fangzhou walked back to the bedroom and saw that Xiao Yuanbao had fallen asleep in the dark. She lifted his quilt and said with a smile: "Look, look, what did your brother bring back to you?"
As he said that, he took out all kinds of snacks.
Xiao Yuanbao didn't move.
Lin Fangzhou put all the snacks on the table, "I'll eat them tomorrow morning!" As he said that, he turned over and lay on the bed.
Sleeping beside Xiao Yuanbao, she felt him trembling. She pushed him strangely, "What's wrong?"
A vague whisper: "Cold..."
Chapter completed!