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Chapter 1,363 Punishment(1/2)

A group of fun-lovers were still making noises, but some guy who was watching the fun and didn't mind the trouble suddenly shouted in a sharp voice from behind: "Look at Teacher Cang's clothes!"

It didn't matter. The bridesmaids were all in a state of shock, and the groomsmen were even more stunned. They wished they could replace them with their own bodies. Pink slap marks began to appear slowly on Li Cang's white new shirt and pants.

Finger marks and various messy signs of being ravaged.

As a party involved, Li Cang was actually at a loss.

Lao Wang was overjoyed, and his tone was full of rare wisdom: "Prayer-grade color developer changes color when exposed to the human body. Well, your fingerprints are now on it. If you are not willing to reduce the difficulty of the game,

I think I don’t mind passing on your happy traces to Lei, hahaha~”

Li Leisi blinked: "What?"

The bridesmaids quarreled among themselves for a moment, and then they said arrogantly again: "If you have the ability, go get your fingerprints checked! Do you want to know more about the law? The abacus beads have fallen off our faces. You still want to cheat and threaten us. Dream on, you guys, follow

You tell me, my aunts and grandmothers won’t do this, sisters, beat them up!”

A group of groomsmen were beaten until they were running away. I don’t know how many times they were beaten. In short, after the mess, Teacher Cang’s clothes and trousers were directly covered with pulp. The traces of the color developer were layered one after another. Li Cang

Now there is every reason to suspect that Lao Wang did it on purpose. There are tens or hundreds of women’s soldiers in the country, and you actually try to threaten them face to face? This is not wisdom at all. This timi is trying to kill me!

The girls rubbed their hands together with great aftertaste, looking at Li Cang's clothes that had almost completely turned into pink, with a gangster-like playful smile on their faces.

"Next level! The facial features are correct! Comrade Wu Yisong! Please come out! Now is the time to test you and your love!" The bridesmaids all put on various masks and dragged out a giant two meters high and four meters wide.

There was a magnetic board, which was covered with independent eyebrows, eyes, ears, mouth, nose and face in a very Cthulhu style. Pei Qian held up the palm-width tape in her hand and said: "You can choose three friends, among the facial features of fifty people

Spell at least five people correctly, including Jiaojiao and Qiangqiang. The time limit is 20 minutes. Every time you spell a mistake, do you see the tape in my hand and do you know how to use it?"

The groom subconsciously clamped his legs. Yes, this has nothing to do with whether he is a hairy person or not. He really cannot afford to lose that person!

After thinking for a moment, Lao Wu stood cautiously in front of the magnetic board. His posture was the same as when he was called to the podium to do a question by his teacher in elementary school. He thought he was cautious enough, but he still underestimated the difficulty of this thing. It is a unique thing all over the world.

His eyebrows, eyes, ears, mouth, nose, and face, he looked at this and that, which seemed right. The eyes that he thought were the most familiar were the most confusing at the moment. The color of the flower grower's irises was not very distinct, and besides, it was a hundred years old.

The placement of the eyes is completely messed up...

"Youngyouyou, does the groom not even know what the bride looks like?"

"You won't recognize any of them, right?"

“It’s really too conservative to prepare only one roll of tape~”

I don’t know which band of bad guys is smoking, but at this time, they actually played the song "The Most Familiar Stranger" as the BGM for the old Wu of Ma Zhao. I don’t know if it will be replaced with "One Cut Plum" later.

"The outline of this face belongs to my little lady, I'll do it!" Lao Wang pointed casually, and before the shyness on the little lady's face hidden under the mask lasted for even a second, she heard that guy yelling: "

Well, this mouth must belong to my little lady, but she is so familiar with me that I know my way around you!"

Bridesmaids: "Oh~"

Wu Yisong was still dazzled by a hundred eyes, when he heard Lao Wang shouting again: "You are stupid, pick the easy one first, Teacher Cang, stop hiding, I can even see Dalei Zi's face,

Someone will come later!"

One of the best men weakly raised his hand: "Can I?"

"Is there anyone you know here?"

"have!"

The ending was suffocating. Less than three minutes later, Pei Qian said loudly: "Okay, I know you want to save face for the groom, but you'd better stick the eyes in your hand. The color will fade after a while.

.”

Wu Yisong and Lao Wang looked at the handsome groomsman in surprise: "Huh?"

Feng Wenling had no choice but to close her eyes and said with a red face: "It's Tang Hui, I've put it together."

Tang Hui was pushed out amidst the cheers of the bridesmaids. She took off her mask and stood in front of the blackboard. Pei Qian stepped forward to check and said meaningfully: "Exactly the same. Tell me, young man, how long have you been thinking about our Hui Hui?

"

"Not... not long... no... wrong..."

"Hahaha~"

Amidst the laughter, Tang Hui said angrily: "Oh, stop talking!"

Did you see it? There is a show!

The groomsmen winked at each other, pushed Tang Hui behind him, and then pushed Feng Wenling over. They used their flesh to form a city wall to show their determination, blocking the symbolic objections and protests of the bridesmaids: "Why don't you go and have sex with this girl?"

Please explain carefully what's going on and don't act like a hooligan!"

"Hey, what do you want to do?"

"Put Huihui back quickly!"

"Ah, ah, it's so sad, I don't agree with this marriage!"

Lao Wang: "Ahem! I've put it together!"

Pei Qian motioned to the young lady to come over, but the young lady did not take off her mask, but just shook her head, so Pei Qian smiled maliciously: "That's wrong! Girls! Give Master Wang a dick!"

"Eh?"

Oh, man, his iron mouth is as good as his crotch.

These ladies didn't take Master Wang's dignity seriously at all, and they even took off their pants.

"Youngyouyou, Master Wang, a male fan, is very good in his boxer briefs~"

"Suddenly I am no longer jealous of Huihui, little miss, ho~"

"These thick leg hairs will definitely be so much more enjoyable and stress-relieving when you tear them off!"

Master Wang is still struggling: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I'm wronged! I'm wronged! I refuse to accept it! It's absolutely right! You have to tell me where I went wrong, right?"

The little lady smiled and said: "Ears."

Lao Wang was silent: "A person can actually know his own ears? Little Miss, you are so scheming!"

"Tear~"

"Hiss~"

Accompanied by a harsh and violent tearing sound, a group of elders took a deep breath in sympathy.

My head is missing and there is a big scar on the mouth of a bowl, but you can't tear off my leg hair. To men, this thing is like cigarettes, you can smoke them as you like, but if you want to take my one-dollar lighter, I will give you a blow on the head.

Lao Wang's whole face was distorted, and he was speechless in pain. He opened his mouth and howled for a long time before he managed to squeeze out one sentence: "Am I pretty? This thing is a prayer product?"

Pei Qian looked solemn and solemn: "Yes, even if you are a Tyrannosaurus rex with leg hair, you can still tear it apart, and it will not hurt the skin!"

"So what's the cost?"

"The pain increases 60 times!"

Lao Wang squatted there with his legs crossed: "Beast, give this thing to me, it's enough to enchant me with a page hammer!"

"Stop talking nonsense and choose quickly! Didn't you see that our little lady is waiting? If you can't see where the ears are in the photo, the little lady might want to tear them apart herself!"

"This, and this!"

Lao Wang grinned as if he was identifying the scene of dismemberment.

The young lady finally nodded, and all the bridesmaids cheered, and their perception of Lao Wang's image seemed to have changed.

Pei Qian said: "Two successful cases, there are still 12 minutes left, wait, Teacher Cang seems to be finishing the fight, uh, what's wrong?"

"Her eyebrows aren't included here."

The bridesmaids looked at each other in confusion, but Li Laixi was very satisfied. She took off her mask and raised her eyebrows at Li Cang: "Rewards! There are rewards for many!"

"Did you cheat?"

"What do you mean?"

"That's right, you're cheating. If you deliberately change someone's eyebrows, he can see it?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"You can recognize him even if he turns to ashes. Teacher Cang, that's more than just talk..." Lao Wang sneered: "Teacher Cang can dissect a walking corpse into more than 10,000 pieces and put it back together exactly as it is. Do you think

?”

Everyone present felt complicated for a moment.

However, the conversations between these people reminded Wu Yisong: "I'm just saying something is wrong. There is no Jiaojiao or Qiangqiang eyebrow shape here at all. You are teasing me!"

A certain emcee didn't feel guilty at all, and even joked: "It seems that the groom has no common sense. Yesterday he didn't have any common sense, but today he does. The bride's face also includes shaving her eyebrows~"

"..."

Pei Qian waved her hand with the momentum of thousands of troops: "Tear it apart!"

Red socks, red underwear, red belt, and a big red face like a monkey's butt.

Tear~

Tear~

Instantly pale.
To be continued...
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