Chapter 1461 Li Cang: Come and see why I lost my money(1/2)
Master Wang, who had the spiritual support, was completely alive and kicking this time, but Li Cang himself couldn't even take a few mouthfuls of food, and almost vomited everything he ate. Fortunately, he was accompanied by a fermented juice of three or two degrees to fight poison with poison, but barley juice
Wheat juice and the like won't do. People's physiques cannot be generalized. If he is drunk and crazy at this time, there is a high probability that he will be sent out of the country as a gift by the little coin boy.
Li Laisi invited a few three-year-old dogs to drive the two of them in a golf cart that was no bigger than Lao Wang's shoes. They went to the honeycomb and soaked in the hot springs. Li Cang, who was vegan and had fresh water, couldn't help but sigh, "How can such a good guy be so handsome?"
After eight degrees, I seem to be hungry. Is this a beautiful sight?
Li Laixi was so happy when she saw Li Cang preparing to light a fire. She said that she dislikes such an upright man. My sweet love is as charming and delicious as a barbecue: "Whatever you want to bake? I'll help you."
!”
Li Cang was full of regrets: "Apple!"
Da Leizi hesitated for a moment: "Why don't you, a great man, be so narrow-minded? I've already eaten a whole basket, and you still want to eat it? Who is a serious person to bake apples?"
"You know a hammer, but you don't have a childhood."
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The green apple was simmered in the charcoal fire. When the skin of the apple cracked slightly and steamed and foamed, the girl stopped talking. She was just injured and was not affected by the negative state of the jump. Her appetite was very high.
"You and Lao Wang used to eat here?"
"There are also sand nuts, wild persimmons, lilies, hazelnuts, wild dates, chestnuts, and roasted acorns that are also delicious."
"Then don't you eat fruits and vegetables?"
"I've evolved for millions of years and I haven't eaten more good food just to eat grass?" No matter how angry classmate Li is if he doesn't like meat, he can spit out two kilograms of sour water after taking a bite of meat. "Throw it away again."
Just put in a few potatoes, you’re stupid, you don’t need to wash them, you have to peel them anyway!”
"Oh... Then I also want to eat roasted roe deer liver..."
"..."
Ha! Are you saying that I am not a meat lover? I, Timi, really owe you!
Li Cang stood up with a big magic wand, stood up violently, and sat back in the chair, spinning around. Then he waved his hand to the big corpse brother: "Go, kill a few roe deer, and come here with a musk ox. Do you know the musk ox? They have long hair."
The one who is long, black, with a big ass, big head and short legs!"
The knife girl was very excited: "Oh! Oh, oh, oh!"
"Go, all go, you two together."
This leaky little cotton-padded jacket is bound to be no good when it jumps up. Raising a daughter is no different from raising a prodigal woman next to her who is waiting for food. She is paying off her debt, paying off her debt!
When she came back, Sword Girl indeed dragged a huge soldier bee behind her. Li Cang was speechless for a while. He looked at the Sword Girl who was gesticulating in a serious manner and bared his teeth: "I still have to roast it for you, right? You
...Forget it...go look for the wind...if Wang finds it, he will say it was a suicide, do you understand..."
The knife girl waved her knife, serious and serious: "Oh!"
Her ability to understand only ends here. As for whether the insect died of suicide or Lao Wang died of suicide, Li Cang doesn't care.
Li Leisi came over and pointed: "Hey, Mr. Li, how about we grill the sand liver too?"
"Um."
"besides..."
"Um."
"And there's more..."
"Um."
In the end, two roe deer, an alien antelope, and a musk ox were hung on the grill. Li Leisi thought about the four things for a long time: "I can't seem to finish them?"
Li Cang's expression at that time was wonderful.
The Latin literary name of the Arctic musk ox is literally translated as "sheep-ox". As the name suggests, it mainly expresses the fact that this thing is a transitional animal between cattle and sheep in the history of evolution. In fact, it is a kind of "sheep" named "cow".
The racial skill of musk oxen is to digest while eating and sleeping. The harsh living environment has resulted in their extremely high energy retention efficiency. The food required is only one-sixth of that of cattle of the same size. These factors may be due to the quality of their meat.
What’s the reason why it’s so tender and plump compared to other wild animals on the island?
The two tenderloins were subjected to the Maillard reaction and then wrapped in tin foil and simmered in the ashes of acorn shells. On the small shelf next to them were grilled liver and gravy, with white and yellowish dense bubbles being cooked in slices.
There are regular bulges during roasting, making a subtle popping sound, and the sweet aroma is overflowing.
Watching them shrink under the heat of licking is a kind of torture for any foodie. The more they are roasted, the more fragrant and tempting they become, but the shrinkage ratio is unusually large, especially for sand liver, which makes you feel heartbroken when you look at the giant TM.
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"Is it delicious?"
"Um!"
"Don't like meat?"
"..."
Da Leizi wiped the cumin seeds and chili powder on his mouth, he laughed in a disgraceful manner, and his wet eyes lost their former fierceness. He was almost like a repair dog waiting to sign a landing contract to clarify his property rights.
hiss...
This look is really shark-like!
Li Cang, who felt like he was being ripped out of his heart by a set of actions by Big Thunder Son, Long Jinghu and Menghu, was confused for a while. Is this the so-called contrasting cuteness? She actually has that kind of thing?
Li Cang is in a complicated mood. Don't chase the poor criminals. I'll let you go for now...
Li Laixi was confused: "What are you doing? You have weird eyes for no reason!"
"Who? Me?"
Li Laixi picked up a strand of hair, and with a half-baked touch, she said with a bitch-like boldness: "You are like this, it is easy for people to associate with each other. If you are greedy for my body, just say so. Who can follow me when we are brothers?"
Whoever you are, you share the blessings and share the misfortunes, take it and take it, don’t be polite, just use it as you like!”
"..."
As soon as Li Cang was aroused, his heart suddenly became colder and colder. Qingfeng Mingyue calmly put aside his head and concentrated on serving the barbecue on the shelf.
It's fun to marry this thing and bring it home, but I have to think of an excuse to ask her to turn off the microphone to communicate. I want Xiaobizai to add a switch to "Silence of the Lambs" to make it permanent so that she won't have to pay for it?
Lustful and extravagant!
It’s only been a few days since I was full!
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After showing off all the liver and sand liver, Li Laixi reached out and pulled off a roe deer from the shelf, holding it in her hand and gesturing magnanimously: "You really don't want to eat it?"
Li Cang almost choked, and pulled out an apple from the charcoal fire, letting the fresh sour aroma purify his remaining appetite: "Thank you for the invitation, the apple is very good, what, you want to show off the cruelty of three mouthfuls of a roe deer?"
live?"
Li Laisi frowned and looked at Li Cang up and down. He thought that this girl was about to take action, but she pulled off another leg of the cow with a click, and sneered with her cute eyes: "Roe deer is such a tough job, I have three mouths for one cow leg."
, eat it raw, don’t even chew it, don’t even dip it in the sauce!”
"6!"
He has such an obvious technical job. We, Teacher Cang, have never seen two golden melon seeds. We are lucky enough to watch such a wonderful performance, so we have to pay extra.
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Lao Wang, who lost 60 million kryptons in one shot and had another 100 million in his pocket, swelled up to the point where his clothes were as colorful as clouds. He wished he could float on an island in the sky, with bees swarming at him.
Under the command, he crawled along the chain towards the master of the lair. The majestic force really had the momentum of being invincible by the sea of dogs and zombies. However, when the fellow saw that the fellow had emptied his pockets, he was actually doing it in the name of exchanging feelings.
Things about dogs being sneaky.
Obviously, the bugs and the bugs did not collide with any emotional sparks of returning home in rich clothes, but the bee swarm was very interested in the parts and components of the hive master, and seemed to be exploiting him as a living mine.
Li Laisi and the young lady watched the interaction between Lao Wang and Xiao Bi Zaizi from the side, frowning, and there was a particularly strong sense of gap in the tacit understanding. Teacher Cang was as good at swiping entries as he was at scanning codes.
Mingjue Li is so spectacular, compared to Lao Wang, he is like a primitive man who only chants with one finger.
"So hasty?" Li Laixi turned to look at the young lady, "That guy Li Cang is more or less ungrateful. This is obviously not a problem that can be solved by luck alone!"
"I don't understand what happened between the two of them..." Tai Xiaoyi smiled bitterly and shook her head. She was probably contaminated by Qin Zhenzhen's fearless jar mental meme. She pursed her lips and asked with a smile: "Why didn't Teacher Cang come up?
?Goosegoose, Leilei, shouldn’t you be taking advantage of Li Cang again..."
"I didn't. Don't talk nonsense. Someone is now very enlightened. He thinks that he is unlucky and is afraid of affecting the performance of our master Wang, so he just hid himself."
"Are you sure it's bad luck and not physical exhaustion?"
"Little miss, I found that you have really evolved. First you fought for smuggling, and now you actually learned to use some words to criticize others. Congratulations, congratulations!" Li Laixi solemnly placed a small bottle with a bow on Taixiao.
In Yi's hand, "Here, this is a gift that Li Cang and I specially prepared for you!"
To be continued...