Chapter 2079 Cang's Magical Master Dream
Mr. Lu Xun once said: Hair is the common property of the couple. Li Cang must have never heard Mr. Lu Xun say this. He could not imagine how the hairstyle he casually cut before returning to the island became the culprit of the breakdown of his relationship with Li Lace.
"What, this is it? It's a chicken paddle? It's a dog's gnaw? My grandma's hand-crank popcorn machine has more artistic achievements than this!" Li Lace seemed to be about to cry by him: "Get out, get out, get out, give me the track line Successor Cang! I really think that her face looks good and can control any hairstyle? So confident? Do you do whatever you want? Has my mother agreed? Ahhh, help me, look at him!"
Li Cang was speechless: "Is it so exaggerated? If you stress, it's just a hair. It will grow back in two days..."
Li Lace was very excited: "Exaggeration? When I was a child, I cut a ugly hairstyle and went home. Do you know what Rao Qifang did? She closed the door, closed it, and it was like she didn't see me!"
Tai Xiaoyi walked out of the stilt house, looked at Li Lace, and then looked at Li Cang: "Puchi..."
Lao Wang: "Puchi..."
Li Cang: "눈_눈"
"What's wrong? Teacher Cang, you offended Teacher Tony. I'll give you a horse-catching hairstyle?" Lao Wang took out the page hammer and saliva and began to sharpen the knife: "It's so shameful. For the sake of the present, I can only cut it. Long pain is worse than short pain!"
"Yes, I know it's not very good-looking, but it's not ugly..." Li Cang was so sad: "The main thing is that female Tony doesn't care about her hair. She keeps saying that she is my fan, her signature and what. If she had known, she would have found a man..."
"You go to the base shopping website or forum now to check it. I guess she will definitely sell your hair!" Lao Wang gloated and said: "Don't you know if you have a hairstylist at home? Why do you have to go outside to cut it?"
"I happened to see a barber shop passing by. Suddenly, I felt so uncomfortable with my hair growing..."
"I understand, I'm going to spend it impulse!" Lao Wang swears, "To be honest, I have the same problem. Every time I come out of the bath center, I swear that I will never come again next time, and then, well, next time, it will definitely be!"
“???”
In the evening, several people had a dipping dish. The black-haired pigs, the ground chicken, chicken, mushrooms and wild vegetables on the island are just the same. It is worth mentioning that the dipping ingredients are said to be the dipping ingredients in the inter-island fragments of Leishan area in southeastern Guizhou before the catastrophe. It was quite exciting.
Until Li Cang sat in front of the skeleton gate of the mill, he still remembered: "It's different, it's really different!"
"I don't like to eat sour things. The sour fish sauce can't taste good, but that chili, tsk, let's get some energy!" Lao Wang warned repeatedly: "Be careful, let me tell you, I'm on the order, and today's prayer is monitored throughout the whole process. If there is anything wrong, I'll tell you, don't blame me for not reminding you, your mother's big slaughter fight came over directly!"
Li Lace Tai Xiaoyi: "Ah yes yes!"
"No, is it necessary to do this? Do you guys have the right to do it?"
"Haha, you have a criminal record, and you are still in front of everyone. In the next few times, you really don't know what happened to you?!"
Li Cang said a few uh, speechless: "I can't take the haunted night, Master Wang, I advise you to respect yourself!"
Lao Wang sneered: "Ghost! Ghost?"
"Oh, it's a promising moment. I remember that you used to be very taboo, such as you, who are so drunk at night, you don't dare to walk on the night road!"
Tai Xiaoyi asked curiously: "So, aren't you afraid of Li Cang?"
"Will he be afraid of ghosts?" Lao Wang didn't hold it tight, "He is still afraid of those lonely ghosts? The dog's legs still have to go as contract! The ghosts don't need to sign a labor contract! You won't be tired! Believe it or not, find a factory to post a talisman, let that thing work twenty-four hours a day, and the black worker will be able to restart the world line? This is fucking new energy and automation! What kind of fucking are the industrial chains that will be upgraded and introduced new technologies?!"
"Puchi...don't say...it sounds like what Teacher Cang can do..."
"Have you finally finished your tens of thousands of alternative entries?" Li Lace used a six-stage alien alloy file to mill her nails so that it was sparks. She didn't raise her head or open her eyes. "Lilith, come down from his neck. Did you hear that? Don't force me to slap you while my patience has not disappeared yet!"
Li Cang patted Lilith's long legs and told her not to make trouble. The stingy Bala's ladies might be really anxious: "No, maybe when is this thing? This thing can not be solved in a short while. The attitude is rigorous and seeking knowledge, but academics are crossing the river by feeling the stones, so, why don't you go and rest first, so you don't have to stay here with me for a long night!"
“Ha~”
“Ha~”
"No~"
Li Cang couldn't say that he made a dog's legs pile up in a fire pit to light the fire, and brought a few sofas, as well as Li Lace's favorite tiger-skin mattress and tiger-skin mattress flowers.
"Sensible!" Li Lace's eyes narrowed: "Who is surnamed Wang, go and slaughter the head deer, get some crispy bone intestines and marshmallows, and then get a box of beer!"
"Okay~ Qing Haoer~"
The huge and magnificent prayer coins lit up a night sky from the center of Licang Sky Island, and dozens of prayer interfaces and mill interfaces refreshed various information data like the Yangtze River.
The overall ambient temperature of the Sky Island seemed to have risen several degrees in an instant, and the depths of the ground began to rumble, as if something terrifying giant revived, and a strange and inexplicable whimpering and roaring came out. Widths of scarlet and pale smoke leaked out with the wriggling of the flesh-activating surface, and soon surrounded the Sky Island to form an unsettling distorted cloud cluster.
"Damn..." Old Wang had to light a cigarette when he came and toasted. He thought that his arms were already over 60 yuan. He was filled with goose bumps, but he was not satisfied with face at all. He was completely unmoved. "This is indeed a bottom line. Be good, he is still a ghost, haha..."
The girl and Liliana smiled but stopped talking.
"No wonder..." Li Lace stared at a projection interface over there thoughtfully and looked again, "Okay, those miscellaneous things before are not counted. He actually wanted to blend the dragon sent by Sister Whale into it. Dragon Vein Master, is this?"
"Tsk, the thief's heart is not dead!"
"Can you do it? How much does a rebellious son have done this?"
Chapter completed!