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85. Catnip is really good to suck (10)(1/2)

The system said: [You should take it easy!]

That's his father and husband, how can he break it if he swallows it!!

Kou Qiu licked the catnip in front of him, licking the whole catnip in front of him soaked, and then he held it up again and again, and then he reluctantly took his tongue back. He looked at the grass blades in front of him, shook his big tail, swallowed his saliva, and turned his eyes away for a long time, and said righteously: [I don't eat anything.]

System baby: [...]

Sorry, it's not convincing at all.

Maybe you haven't seen your Adam's apple rolling all the time?

Ying Cun rubbed his leaves with his rhizomes, and forced himself to use his green face to show a little bit of hopelessness.

"I don't eat it," the cat explained, "I'll try it."

Just try it.

The system said: [If you really eat it, you will not be old.]

Kou Qiu shook his tail even more happily and secretly decided to start growing several pots of catnip today.

A full yard full of planting!

Officer Ying turned into a human form and went to the bathroom to wash away the saliva from the cat. He wiped his wet hair and walked to his little partner, but found that he was waving his tail and searching on the universal Taobao, adding a bunch of catnip seeds to the shopping cart.

Ying Cun was silent for a moment and asked, "Do you want to grow catnip?"

Kou Qiu was still selecting seeds, and he said without raising his head, "Yes."

He was preparing to grow rations himself, rely on himself and work hard, which was very consistent with the character that a socialist successor should have.

Officer Ying sat opposite him, feeling a little complicated.

......Is this going to abandon him and pamper other catnip?

It was so anxious that I couldn't even sleep.

Officer Ying rummaged over the bed anxiously all night, but Old Cadre Kou had no idea. After placing the order, he fell on the bed. Because he sucked too much, he ran out of energy and fell asleep for a while. The rest of Ying Cun flirted around and finally saw his little partner sleeping, but he sat up again.

He turned on the bedside light, took Kou Qiu's cell phone, pressed the cat's finger, and quietly untie the lock.

Click on Taobao.

Enter the refund process.

The store owner just received this big order. Someone bought thousands of catnip seeds. He was originally feeling comfortable, but before he could stay up late to pack it, he saw a flash of the screen and the customer asked for a refund before shipping.

【Customer Service: Hello, why do you want a refund?】

Ying Cun's hand paused in the air and then called: [I'm afraid my cat doesn't like it.]

[Customer Service: Hello, this situation is relatively rare. Most cats have a strong reaction to catnip, which is the best magic weapon to make the master happy. Especially the catnip in our store has a strong smell and is guaranteed to give the cat a strong stimulation and make them unable to let go of it~]

Even if he couldn't let go, Officer Ying felt even more upset.

What should I do? Are you robbing the cat blatantly?

He moved his fingers and said frankly: [I want to withdraw the order.]

Customer service is still trying to: [You really don’t think about it anymore? My catnip——]

Think of a ghost!

In no mood!

What are you thinking about like cuckolding yourself? Although the probability is very low, I have only been enlightened over the years, but what if the one I bought is a spirit!

Then wouldn’t he be very wronged?

Officer Ying almost stretched out his branches and leaves to scratch the wall. He looked at the cat who was breathing evenly and long, but he still gritted his teeth to stop. His expression became clearer, extremely firm, and concise: [Refund the order.]

Seeing that the customer service couldn't tell him, he had to agree regretfully. Ying Cun calmly held up his phone until he saw that the refund process was completed and the money was returned to the account. Then he felt relieved and put the phone back in his original position.

He leaned halfway beside Kou Qiu, and didn't know what he thought of, suddenly smiled softly, reached out to touch his little partner's nose.

"I still think I can't suck enough?"

The cat was sleeping soundly. When he smelled his breath, his hairy tail appeared halfway and shook his face.

Ying Cun hugged his big fluffy tail and helped him follow his hair with his hands. The hair seemed to be full of sunshine, and the tip of his nose was full of warm and dry sunshine. He wished that people could bury their entire face in it.

"I can't eat it now."

"So greedy."

He lowered his head and kissed his partner's cheek. It was warm and moist, because of the shower gel I just changed, his whole body smelled of milk.

Officer Ying secretly divided himself into basins.

He is not a half-baked guy like Kou Qiu who has only become a spirit for decades, and his demonic power is much deeper. After he became a true form, he cut off a few branches and inserted them into the water. The branches and leaves are green and placed on the windowsill, shining with a kind of luster, as if they were carved out of jasper.

Kou Qiu got up the next day and saw it at first sight.

Before he could even wake up, he dragged his steps straight towards the windowsill. He smelled it up and down with his nose. After confirming that it was indeed the familiar smell of his lover, he licked his mouth and tsk his tongue, greeted it in a semi-psychedelic state, "Good morning."

"morning."

The sound came from behind.

Old Cadre Kou was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look, and then he found that Officer Ying was standing behind him with a smile on his face. He was so scared that he was almost blown out of his hair.

"no......"

The cat was confused and his eyes were wide open.

"That's also me," Ying Cun said. "It's apart and play with you."

Well, it's fun.

Kou Qiu reacted, frowned, opened his mouth and asked, "Does it hurt?"

Officer Ying laughed and rubbed his hair.

"It doesn't hurt." He whispered, "I've become a sperm, it's okay."

Kou Qiu was relieved and then lay down in front of the windowsill, looking at the catnip stuck in the water.

“When will it work?”

"Support it first," said Officer Ying, "you can move it to the soil in a few days."

Old Cadre Kou looked at the green branches and leaves swaying with the wind, inexplicably pity and fragile, as if they could be broken with a slight break. He felt a lot of feelings in his heart, and suddenly recalled Xia Xinji in the first world, and was both pity and distressed, and immediately made a bold statement, "Don't worry, I will definitely raise you well."

Suddenly, Ying Cun was raised and was unpredictable. He curled his lips for a long time and said, "Okay."

It's best to keep it better.

Otherwise, how can you play with you "well"?

Kou Qiu was really concerned about these thin branches and leaves, and he would take a look in a while. In order to determine its growth, he even bought a monitor and directly hooked up with the mobile app. During the break from handling business, he poked his phone open and looked at what the catnip looked like.

Even if there is an extra leaf, it will make him happy for a long time.

Strangely, Officer Ying, who was more jealous in the past, now he kept silent and occasionally helped him, and he had no intention of being jealous of himself.

After tracking the whereabouts of the black car, I finally chased an old residential building. Most of the residents in the building were rented houses in groups, with a large population back and forth, and the mobility was too high, making it difficult to check. The vehicles were parked cautiously and parked in corners two streets away, which were not easy to be discovered. If the staff from the special department had not secretly followed the people in the car, they would not be able to find the building they currently live in any case.

"Is this dog?" The information department showed them the photos they had taken secretly. "I went in with them, and it seemed quite human."

Kou Qiu followed him and looked at him, and was stunned.

Why is this dog?

Officer Ying had a very good memory and said, "I've seen it."

"Yes," Kou Qiu said, "it is the one that the neighbors used to raise..."

It was just like this that I felt something was wrong. The neighbor didn't show up much on weekdays, but he seemed to be running around and the dog he raised was suddenly gone, and they moved away was just three months ago.

It happened to be the time when the explosion - the bombing happened.

When he matched these two messages, Old Cadre Kou's scalp was a little numb. He had not yet figured out what the relationship between the dog and the murder case was, but he only drew a big question mark between Zhong Liang and his old neighbor in his heart.

Suddenly there was a noise outside, and Bai Miaomiao couldn't help but sigh and said, "It's coming again."

Kou Qiu stood by the window and looked down. It turned out that Meng Xiaoshan's parents appeared in front of the door again.

He said: "Hasn't you settled with the school?"

"But now I know that their students may not be the murderer, so the school is willing to pay so much money..." Bai Miaomiao also stood beside him, looked down at the middle-aged woman lying on the ground under the persuasion of several policemen, as if she had regarded this place as her own yard, and without saying a word, she was about to take off her shirt and stay here and not leave.

"They don't want anything except money," Bai Miaomiao smiled bitterly, "I don't want to know who the murderer is. I came here one after another, just to ask the school to pay them money. But the case has not been solved, where did the money come from?"

She held the tea cup and sighed quietly, not knowing whether it was the public servant who worked overtime to deal with this matter these days, or the Meng Xiaoshan who had been buried in the underworld.

Meng Xiaoshan's parents are all here, and grandma is there too. Meng Xiaoshan's mother seemed to think that having such an old man with mental problems as a member of her side could create a more effective blow. She grabbed the old man's arm and refused to let go. As soon as several female policewomen touched her hands, she wanted to pull her up, and she heard that she was bitten by a poisonous snake and shouted: "What are you doing? Are you hitting the old man?"

No one dared to take this charge. Six or seven people surrounded her, but they didn't do anything to her. They said a lot of good things and promised to solve the case as soon as possible. Maybe they had made several promises. Meng Xiaoshan's mother glared at her eyes and sneered, "I don't care about those useless things, and I don't understand. I asked, "What about the money is my daughter dead? If such a big person dies in their hands, shouldn't they pay me a penalty?"

The policewoman's head was getting bigger, so he simply ignored her and let her continue to tantrums in the yard. Occasionally, when she saw her throat hoarse, she even brought her a glass of water to moisten her throat. She helped the old man into the shade, moved a chair, poured water, and sat down with her.

Meng Xiaoshan's mother yelled all morning, and when she saw that no one was paying attention to her, she began to feel embarrassed. Now that summer is approaching, the sun is very fierce. She has been lying on the ground for a long time, and the whole ground is like a big oven, forcing her to sit up slowly.

The old man knew nothing, so he stood aside and stared at her blankly.

"What to see!"

Meng Xiaoshan's mother was angry and pushed her up, "Your granddaughter was killed by someone and you can't get a penny. You can't think of a way?"

“…”

The old man's turbid eyes looked at her. When he heard the word "granddaughter", he suddenly seemed to touch some nerve that had already aged and no longer rotated. She slowly licked her chapped lips and squeezed out a word with difficulty.

"......dog!"
To be continued...
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