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9 You are thinking about farting

Before the matter was explained clearly, Gu Wei was flirted with Jiang Xun again.

[If you love me, please send me money]: I'll explain it to you later.

Gu Wei decided to post on his Moments to calm down and accuse himself of his experiences in the past few days, so that the brothers in the same group could understand the true face of their emoticons, sort out their moods, and then go back to explain to Jiang Xun.

When most people do something wrong, their first reaction is to pass the blame.

Gu Wei is an example.

Gu Wei dug out all the inventory on his mobile phone and found Jiu Zhang Jiangxun's emoticon package.

With text—

"Let me tell you, this emoticon is very hooligan. He is full of yellow waste and always thinks wrong. Brothers, don't be deceived by his appearance..."

This time, Gu Wei was very cautious. He typed about 500 words, and the lines were full of dissatisfaction with Jiang's emoticon package. After blocking Jiang Xun, he clicked and sent it.

*

"I'm in a good mood?" Someone knocked on the door of the training room in the club where the TMW team is located.

Jiang Xun put down his cell phone, with an unshelved smile in his eyes: "Chu Yi, why are you here?"

"Passing by H City after work, come and see you." Chu Yi was wearing a light brown windbreaker and leaned against the door, "How have you been recently?"

"It's great." Jiang Xun said it casually, "I just won the World Championship, what's wrong with me?"

"Pick one?" Chu Yi took out a deck of cards from his pocket and brushed it away on the table, "Pick one you like."

"My mother is contacting you again?" Jiang Xun was happy. Chu was also Jiang Xun's neighbor when he was a child. Now he is an associate professor in the clinical consultation of applied psychology at A University.

"As a friend, please take care of the mental health of the world champion." Chu Yi avoided his questions and urged, "Pick it quickly, I still have work in the afternoon."

After hearing his words, Jiang Xun picked out a card scattered on the table and handed it to Chu Yi.

"Doctor Chu, have you seen something?" Jiang Xun asked leaning against the e-sports chair.

"Why did you choose it, and what did you see?" Chu Yi asked back.

The tone of that card is blue-green, with some complex color blocks wrapped around it.

"Let me say it?" Jiang Xun asked.

Chu Yi nodded: "Whatever you see is what."

Jiang Xun took back the card and according to the pattern he saw, he gave Chu Yi an answer: "I saw a vortex. There was a small boat in the vortex. I felt like I was on the boat, and then here..."

Jiang Xun pointed to a white dot in the upper right corner of the card: "This is like a lighthouse."

Chu Yi stared at Jiang Xun for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said, "Are you planning to retire?"

Jiang Xun: "..."

Jiang Xun sat upright: "You can."

"It's not difficult to guess." Chu Yi smiled and explained, "You are twenty-three years old, and you are almost at the age of retirement. What you project on this card is your confusion. You have a reputation and you don't lack money. What are you confused about?"

What are you confused about?

Jiang Xun has some vague awareness about dreams or plans for the future.

"I have this idea." Jiang Xun admitted, "but after the Asian Open this winter, the team still has a lot of things to deal with. There are a few good students in the youth training class and they have to take the lead. I guess they will have to wait for the official retirement next year."

"You seem to have found some revelation vaguely. The problem is not big. Your mother is worried about it. Let's solve it yourself." Chu Yi put away the card, "You saw the lighthouse in the whirlpool. Why, have you met your lighthouse?"

Jiang Xun inexplicably thought of Gu Wei in the straight-shoot short video.

"What are you laughing at?" Chu Yi asked.

"I can't hide anything when talking to you." Jiang Xun said disgustedly, "I met a very interesting child recently."

He said this, remembering that he seemed to be chatting with the children just now.

Gu Wei said something.

Do you sell your skills or not?

Jiang Xun wanted to see if Gu Weiyou sent him a new message, but he accidentally opened the chat interface and clicked on the circle of friends-

What caught my eye was Gu Wei's avatar, which was a Q-version Gu Wei drawn by fans.

The Q version of Gu Wei is chubby, with short legs and short hands. He smiled and bent his eyes and made a hug. When Jiang Xun saw this avatar, he bent the corners of his lips.

Then his smile froze on his face.

Under the Q-page avatar, Jiang Xun saw eight of himself.

Eight selfs who were quarreling with people were grouped in the form of emoticons, lined up in rows, and raised their hands to point at him outside the screen.

You're thinking about nonsense.jpg

Quality Eighth Company.jpg

I'll hit you with a crooked face.jpg

You are ugly, please say first.jpg

There is also a special picture for talking about big things in black on white background.

Jiang Xun: "..."

Chu Yi: “…”

Against the backdrop of these nine emoticons, Gu Wei discussed about five hundred words around the theme of "Jiang Xun is a big gangster", with clear arguments, reasonable arguments and well-informed.

At the end of this passage, Gu Weihuan added: Just understand it in your heart, you can't say it out loud.

"Your lighthouse... is so brave." Chu Yi recalled Jiang Xun, a school bully at that time, and in his heart he applauded the child he had never met before, "Which road is on?"
Chapter completed!
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