33. Chapter 33(1/2)
Lian Yufan's idea is very simple. Yuhua has only two identities, one is a sabot. If he is a sabot, Yuhua would not have really fainted on the amusement park. He would have discovered the pants worn by the guardian of the handsome uncle. Maybe You Zhengping's identity has been exposed. In this case, in order to conceal his identity, even if Yuhua knew that Lian Yufan was testing, he would be calm and pretended to be blind and could not see the problem of his pants.
Another type is that Yu Hua is indeed innocent. According to Lian Yufan's investigation of Yu Hua, he was determined to be a careful person. I was afraid that he had discovered that the shopping receipts and Lian Yufan's pants were actually You Zhengping. How could an ordinary person not get angry in this situation? How could he not get angry? He could not bear it if he was a man.
As for whether You Zhengping’s own family relationship will break down after this test, how should You Zhengping deal with this situation? This is not within the jurisdiction of Lian Yufan.
Lian Yufan is such a person. During practical exercises, he can "shock" hostages or teammates to complete the task. He is extremely rational and ruthless. Even after being taught by Director Xiao, he still can't stand You Zhengping's sticky approach.
Lian Yufan believed that since he was a guardian, he had to leave everything behind, love, marriage, family?
Sorry, the Guardian does not have this qualification.
Cen Xiao sat next to Lian Yufan and picked up the wine glass to liven up the atmosphere: "We are no friends, but we have been connected by various events. Although the incident itself is a bit awkward, it is also a wonderful fate. Cheers to our fate!"
While speaking, Cen Xiao put his other hand under the table, raised his index finger and poked Lian Yufan's thigh hard.
Cen Xiao's ability is fire system, the most traditional, strongest and most difficult to deal with. His fingertips condensed high temperatures, and his finger burned Lian Yufan's flesh and blood. The aroma of the roasted skin and flesh was covered by the mixed smell of the food stall.
"!!!" Lian Yufan used all his willpower to suppress the burning pain of his thigh flesh. He had to forcefully raise his glass and touch everyone lightly, and his facial muscles twisted.
Seeing that he had a big mouthful of wine in the glass, Cen Xiao let go of his fingers, took out a lighter from his pocket, and held it in his hand and played casually.
Seeing that the lighter was ignited and turned off, Lian Yufan felt the threat of Cen Xiao, and did not dare to lift his pants anymore, so he just drank with his head.
Yu Hua's performance was flawless. He not only revealed his unhappy and jealousy, but also did not get angry in front of his new colleagues. He chose a very soft and delicate way to solve this problem, showing the wisdom and cultivation of adults.
Lian Yufan had nothing to test. As everyone drank together, they drank until after 11 o'clock in the evening, and the number of people in the night market gradually decreased, everyone went home after eating and drinking.
Yu Hua, who originally planned not to drink, made an exception, and no one drove the car. Cen Xiao, Lian Yu, Fan and Zhen Li took a taxi home, while You Zhengping and Yu Hua called the designated driver.
Because of his supernatural powers, Cen Xiao evaporated the moment he entered his body. His alcohol content was not bottom-out and he was the most sober person present. He first sent Zhen Li home, and then took a bus with Lian Yufan to Lian Yufan's newly rented apartment.
Lian Yufan's apartment is not far from Cen Xiao's house, and the two got off together.
It was already late at night after getting off the bus. Cen Xiao saw that there was no one around and warned: "Don't worry about this anymore. It's not easy for You Zhengping to find a lover who can take care of him and considerate him. This is his hard-earned happiness. You suspect that Yu Hua is your freedom, but please don't use this method to test their marriage relationship. Please choose some relatively gentle and secret observation methods."
"Difficult happiness?" Lian Yufan put his hands in his pockets and looked at Cen Xiao quietly under the night. "Do you think people like us will have happiness? Or is it that forced marriage to meet your own needs, or can it really give another person a real family? How many guardians' families died in history? Have you counted this number?"
"...Yu Hua and You Zhengping are different." Cen Xiao didn't know how to refute Lian Yufan. Their team, except for You Zhengping, was forced to date and get married by his family, the rest of them were not in love. It was not that they did not have the budding of that relationship, but that they did not dare.
Because I dare not, I admire and envy Yi Zhengping's courage. I want to protect that love. Seeing their husband and husband have a good relationship and seeing You Zhengping happily show off his dog food every day, it is like seeing his own future.
Lian Yufan didn't think so. He said coldly: "What's the difference? Do you really think I don't know why they got married? You Zhengping can't control his superpowers, and Yu Hua is just his stabilizer. Do you really believe in the family protection policy mentioned by Director Xiao? Don't joke! Director Xiao is afraid that Yu Hua would choose to divorce after knowing You Zhengping's identity. You Zhengping's superpowers will become unstable again, and we will lose a powerful warrior!"
"You are too extreme and utilitarian to think about problems." Cen Xiao frowned and refuted.
Lian Yufan shook his head. He and Cen Xiao had different ideas and could not convince anyone. The two parted ways in disagreement.
On the other hand, Yu Yang's husband came home with the help of the designated driver. You Zhengping helped Yu Hua, who was a little clingy, enter the house and helped him change his shoes and clothes.
Yu Hua doesn't smoke, rarely drinks alcohol, has poor alcohol tolerance, and has a fair amount of alcohol. You Zhengping knows that his lover may not be drunk enough to take care of himself, but he just wants to act spoiled after drinking too much, and his emotions are amplified by alcohol.
Yu Hua has always taken care of You Zhengping so much that he cannot take care of himself. You Zhengping rarely serves others and is not very skilled.
Fortunately, he was strong enough to easily carry the tall Yu Hua onto the bed. It is unlikely to take a shower, so it would be better to get a wet towel to wipe Yu Hua's face.
You Zhengping straightened Yu Hua and got up to go to the bathroom, but Yu Hua grabbed his wrist.
"Where do you go?" Yu Hua stared at You Zhengping and asked, as if he was afraid that he would run away.
"Get a wet towel and look at you, your face is covered in sweat." You Zhengping said, "It will be more comfortable to wipe your body and sleep."
You Zhengping took the mouthwash and poured Yu Hua a mouthful. Yu Hua stared at him and rinsed his mouth well, feeling that his mouth became much fresher.
"Be good." You Zhengping touched his hair by imitating Yu Hua's previous appearance of taking care of him.
Yu Hua stopped making trouble, he stared at You Zhengping into the bathroom.
You Zhengping came to the bathroom and stared blankly at the towel on the shelf.
Yu Hua is in good order. There are four types of towels at home, including wipes face, body, feet, and hair. You Zhengping and Yu Hua's towels are separated. There are eight towels in total, eight different colors. After washing and disinfecting, they are neatly hung on the rack of towels. Every time You Zhengping gets up and washes, Yu Hua will hand him one or two towels and tell him what this is done. You Zhengping just does it like a fool.
However, today, Yu Hua was rarely drunk. You Zhengping looked at the eight towels that could not tell who was who was, and his face was full of despair. What? Which one was used to wipe his face? Which one was from Yu Hua?
You Zhengping felt that it would be fine if the towel that wiped his body, face, and hair was wrong. If it was used as a wiping foot, would Yu Hua see it tomorrow when he woke up tomorrow, would he be so angry that he washed his face off?
"No matter what, the probability of two-eighth is not that unlucky." You Zhengping stretched out his finger and counted at the towel, "Pull it, whoever is, whoever is, who is, you!"
He chose the towel corresponding to the word "you", quickly soaked it in warm water and wrung it out, and returned to the bedroom with the towel. He saw Yu Hua holding the needle and thread facing You Zhengping's pajamas placed at the bedside.
You Zhengping: "..."
When he chose a towel, Yu Hua had already embroidered the two letters "yh" on You Zhengping's pajamas with ordinary cotton thread.
Yu Hua looked at "yh" and felt satisfied with his fingers rubbing the letters. He stared at the letters on his pajamas affectionately, as if he was looking at You Zhengping.
"Hey!" You Zhengping sighed heavily, walked to Yu Hua with a towel, and wiped his face.
You Zhengping was not very skilled in movements and had a heavy force. Fortunately, Yu Hua was very obedient. He raised his head and obediently let the towel wipe his forehead, temple, eyes, ears, nose, mouth, arteries on his neck and other vital areas. He exposed his softest part to You Zhengping and handed his life to his lover with confidence.
You Zhengping changed the water several times, roughly rubbed Yu Hua's heart, liver, kidney, belly, limbs and other deadly places, and helped Yu Hua change into his pajamas.
After doing all this, You Zhengping was sweating profusely. He said to Yu Hua: "You go to bed first, I'll take a shower."
"Yeah." Yu Hua nodded obediently.
Seeing Yu Hua's obedient look, You Zhengping suddenly felt soft. He was used to being controlled by Yu Hua and enjoying the feeling of being taken care of by others. At this moment, he saw Yu Hua a little fragile and needed someone to take care of him for the first time. You Zhengping was a little happy.
You Zhengping often feels fear. He likes Yu Hua and needs Yu Hua. Every bit of his life is occupied by Yu Hua. If he leaves Yu Hua, he may not even be able to take chopsticks. You Zhengping believes that he is more powerful in terms of strength, but Yu Hua is much more orderly than him in terms of spirit.
At this moment, Yu Hua was as soft as a newborn baby cat, always sticking to him. The regular rhythm of life was broken, which brought not troubles, but another kind of happiness that was dependent on.
You Zhengping took a quick shower. When he came out, he saw Yu Hua not sleeping, and he held You Zhengping's pajamas and kept putting them on.
"It's time to give it to me." You Zhengping thrust it, but didn't snatch it.
"Well, mine." Yu Hua stubbornly grabbed the clothes with the name embroidered.
You Zhengping thought about it and took out a set of clothes from the closet, which were simple T-shirts and trousers. He handed them to Yu Hua: "Change it."
Yu Hua indeed put down his pajamas, picked up the needle and thread to embroider on the new clothes. He had not been trained and his skills were insufficient. Fortunately, Yu Hua was serious and careful. "yh" was not a difficult pattern, and he could embroider the board with ordinary cotton thread.
You Zhengping put on his pajamas and noticed that the position of Yuhua embroidery was very concealed. He chose the inside of his trousers, the inside of his waistline, and the inside of his ribs. He was all in a position that he would not see without looking carefully.
Even though he was a little willful when he was drunk, Yu Hua was quite restrained and did not do anything to embroider the letters on his chest.
After embroidery, he touched the legs of his trousers with satisfaction and smiled slightly.
You Zhengping felt a little hesitant when he saw Yu Hua's movements. He leaned over and laid on Yu Hua's arm, quietly closing his eyes.
Yu Hua naturally hugged his clothes and You Zhengping, patted his lover's shoulder, and whispered: "Go to sleep."
You Zhengping opened his eyes in the dark and said confidently: "When you cleaned up a few days ago, you saw shopping receipts and labels, right?"
After rigorous training, both of them regard darkness as day. Even so, they still choose to turn off the lights and spread them out. The night is like a natural protective color, which can hide countless secrets and breed infinite courage.
"I saw it." Yu Hua hugged You Zhengping even tighter and said in a pun.
So what about the Guardian? When he kills the system, the Guardian can still obtain a peaceful and happy life without having to bear that kind of fate.
"Why didn't you ask me?" You Zhengping asked.
Yu Hua said: "Actually, there are just the following possibilities. The first one is that you are very careful and you break your pants and are afraid that I will feel sorry for the money. After all, our financial situation was a bit tense a few days ago. You don't want me to worry, it's normal to buy a secretly.
"The second type is that you and Cen Xiao often work together and change clothes together. You have the same figures, so it is normal to wear them wrongly if you accidentally wear them wrong. After wearing them wrong, Cen Xiao thought that he had dirty his pants and bought a new one to compensate you. You didn't take it seriously and threw away the shopping receipts and labels at will. This is also normal.
"The third type, the simplest one, you don't like to wear trousers that are not clean, and you like the color, style and comfort of these pants, so you bought a new one."
Hearing the excuse that Yu Hua thought for himself, You Zhengping buried his head deeply in his lover's arms. Yu Hua was so good that he didn't even need You Zhengping to think of reasons and helped him propose three options. You Zhengping just chose one.
Yu Hua didn't ask which reason it was, but instead asked: "Did the TV series I've watched recently make you a little panicked?"
"Did you find it?" You Zhengping nodded, and his soft hair rubbed against Yu Hua's chest.
"Whatever your thoughts are written on your face, how could I guess?" Yu Hua said, "I just casually watch TV series about couples getting along. After watching them, I find it ridiculous. Then it is not as real as the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama."
"Then will you watch the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama next?" You Zhengping felt terrible when he thought of that scene.
"No, I plan to understand the Internet celebrity circle, variety show circle and entertainment circle," Yu Hua said. "Today, Boss Zhen was on the hot search. The future development direction of the studio will inevitably be linked to this. This is my blind spot in knowledge, and I will understand it from multiple aspects in the future."
Listening to his future work plan, You Zhengping couldn't help but think that it would be great if there were no vandals. Zhen Li was a real entrepreneurial boss. Originally Luori was a potential employee signed by the studio, Lian Yufan was a somewhat annoying colleague. He was also a little auxiliary policeman. He rode a small electric patrol every day. He stopped when passing by the office building where Yu Hua worked, took a sip of water, looked up at the floor where Yu Hua worked, and stole the leisure in his heart.
Yu Hua said again: "My new colleague today is really annoying. He must be jealous of me or you when he repeatedly tries to destroy my family relationship."
"Hmm?" You Zhengping looked up and saw Yu Hua's expression very seriously.
"Some people who can't get it themselves, or if they can't do it themselves, will be jealous of those who can do it, and think that everyone is the same as him and cannot get happiness." Yu Hua said.
You Zhengping blinked and remembered that during the national competition, Lian Yufan always beat him up because of his rational grades, but You Zhengping never envied Lian Yufan. You Zhengping always followed the instructions of his heart to make a choice.
You Zhengping thought, according to Yu Hua's theory, is Lian Yufan actually jealous of him? Why should he be jealous? It was Lian Yufan who won the first place.
"He always lifts his pants, I'm angry." Yu Hua said frankly.
"Oh, no wonder you made an exception to drink." You Zhengping said, "Aren't you drunk? Why are your thinking so clear now?"
Yu Hua said: "It's a little drunk, but it's not completely out of control."
Yu Hua did not use his ability or energy to resist alcohol. His performance was from the heart. He wanted to do some childish actions, wanted to make things difficult for You Zhengping to let him take care of him, and gradually regained his rationality in the dark.
"Then do you want to compete with me for pajamas?" You Zhengping poked Yu Hua's heart.
"I want you to coax me," Yu Hua said with confidence, "I'm not happy, you want to coax me."
"Okay, okay, I'll coax you!" You Zhengping moved upwards and hugged Yu Hua's head, "I'm a little happy."
To be continued...