Chapter 3 It's Not Me, It's My Horse
Just as Ye Xuanyou was about to complain to his mother who seemed not to be human, he traveled through time without golden fingers, the white card beside Ye Xuanyou suddenly emitted a white light, covering him, and spinning with a dizzy moment.
Ye Xuanyou successfully traveled through time. At the moment he lost consciousness, Ye Xuanyou had something to say...
"Bad review! I want to give a bad review! I want to vomit..."
"vomit"
When Ye Xuanyou woke up again, he found his butt was chilly.
"Ah? What's the evening? Where is this place? Although I don't know, the wind is like noisy today? It makes my spindle cold."
In a daze, Ye Xuanyou woke up from his pussy sound. He saw a big bird flying over his head in a hazy way, and then he pulled a soak for him disdainfully... The big bird's contemptuous look Ye Xuanyou will never forget even if she dies! That humanized expression...
"Bang"
The purple-brown flew under the bird's precise dart and fell towards Ye Xuanyou's head at an extremely fast speed.
"Damn!"
"I flash!"
"Depend on!"
"I'm careless! No flash!"
“I………………………”
The hasty escape made Ye Xuanyou, who had not adapted to the sequelae of inferior card time-travel cards, not paying attention to the environment he was in as soon as possible.
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On a big tree that looks like a seven or eight-year-old little brat appeared out of thin air, silently adding an inconspicuous anger to the Douluo Continent...
(ps--Ye Xuanyou: I don’t want to be face-saving? I’m really... so... so deducted? Dog author, don’t even give me a decent idiom!)
It fell on a pile of leaves at the top of the big tree. This lesson is very lush, with dense leaves and light green. Ye Xuanyou was lucky to land on the most lush one.
But I don’t know if it’s Ye Xuanyou’s habit. Ye Xuanyou, who is sleeping, likes to roll around...
So he... fell down...
He was lucky that the belt around his waist hooked the branches, preventing him from falling and dying.
His appearance at this moment was like a Teddy hanging on a clothes hanger, quietly enjoying the pleasure of being blown by the cold wind!
The inferior card of the other world time travel card is really a inferior card. A strange man in his twenties has become a seven or eight-year-old boy. Just thinking about it, I feel that the chicken skin trunk tower is blown up.
Next, according to the direction of the plot written by the writer, the big bun made Ye Xuanyou wake up suddenly, but he didn't have time to see the environment he was in, so he flashed in a hurry... but he found that he did not flash!
By chance, the belt... was broken!
"Asie!"
Just when he was born between the "shit", the broken belt of his pants was. At that moment, Ye Xuanyou avoided the rhythm of being baptized by Datuoxiang at the beginning of the other world. But fortunately, Ye Xuanyou found that he was in a very awkward position now, and he also discovered a problem that gave him a headache--his pants turned into open-crotch pants because of the broken belt of his pants... and it also leaked!
A branch thicker than Ye Xuanyou's waist just stopped Ye Xuanyou's falling Ye Xuanyou.
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"Uh... This location is so embarrassing! What should I do?"
Ye Xuanyou was hugging this branch and trembling. He was afraid of heights! Not to mention the fear of heights, the key is that his butt was leaking and the wind was chilly.
Moreover, he saw that he was at least twenty floors from the ground, and if he fell down, he would probably fall into a pile of mud.
Ye Xuanyou wanted to climb down, but his position was very awkward. There was no branch that could make him leverage his strength. He couldn't go up or down, so he could only hold the branch and tremble.
"Uh my dear mother! Come and save your elder son! If you don't come, your baby son will be broken into a pile of mud!" Ye Xuanyou didn't know whether it was because of his great heart or his release of his nature.
As his body changes, his mentality seems to have become a little bit unhappy?
In terms of personality, he changed from a twenty-five-year-old stranger to a somewhat reckless young man.
Is this relationship a return to the age of eighteen? Don’t make trouble, this girl is better, she will go back seventeen years and is truly a inferior brand product.
At this time, Ye Xuanyou seemed to be thrown into the snow, and his original bloodline was released. He evolved from the demolition level to the demolition team level. He was obviously about to be burped, but he still started to play with him indifferently.
In fact, his so-called social beatings in recent years are just fun. All the years have accumulated are nonsense, and they are all pretending to be green. The reason why he failed to start a business is because he is just a joke.
Behind Ye Xuanyou there is a father who is sucking and a mother who is sucking. She doesn’t need to consider the future, just play it.
"Mom! Mom, did you hear it? Your eldest young master is going to be burping!"
"Mom, don't come again,"
"I don't realize it, the kind of people who have no children and grandchildren..."
Ye Xuanyou held the branch with unconscious eyes and shouted half-deadly, but there was no microbial method for him.
【hiss】
"How did I hear the horse screaming?" Ye Xuanyou was confused. He was on a tree more than 60 meters away. Where did the horse screaming come from?
[Oh, little brother, your golden finger has arrived. Do you have anything to say to me?] I saw a small golden light spot falling from the sky and falling in front of Ye Xuanyou.
"What's your name?" Ye Xuanyou looked at a small light spot floating in front of him with a little curious look.
[I didn't scream! That was my horse's scream.] 909's voice with dialect made Ye Xuanyou a little stunned. He didn't expect that there was still a dialect version of the golden finger these days?
"No! I'll ask what your name is!" Compared to the dialect of the golden finger, Ye Xuanyou wanted to know more about its name, whether it was a system or something.
[I didn't scream! That was my horse's scream!] This dialect voice seems to be still struggling with a problem, that is, it really didn't scream, it was his horse's scream.
"I'll ask what your name is!"
【I...#&TM said, I didn't scream! I didn't scream! That was my horse's scream!】909 was going crazy! He swears, he really didn't scream! That was really his horse's scream!
"......I'm asking what your name is! I didn't ask what your name is!"
"You always emphasize what your horse is doing? Besides, I haven't seen your horse!"
[Host, are you talking about my mother? Or are you talking about my horse?]
"I said you are here!"
【........】
【Always feel something is wrong there!】
【Is it my illusion?】
"That's right, it's your illusion! Since you are my golden finger, please help me get out of the predicament in front of me, thank you!"
【Oh! I figured it out!】
[You are talking about me? I just made him virginity! My virginity is virginity, I know!]
"Haha, of course I know that as a time traveler, how can I not know that Dou Qi turns into a horse? I just don't know if your horse can chase Dou Emperor!"
[That's not bad! I stole Ye Xun'er's underwear back then, but my horse didn't even catch up with Xiao Yanyao! I'm cowhide!]
"You are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and you are a cow and
"But please always check out my current situation! Is it time to listen to your heroic story safely?"
"After a while, your host will fall from this place more than 60 meters high! It will fall into a mud!"
【Ahem, this is my negligence! I will start to be the responsibility of the system!】
【About 909, Father 001!】
[I am a super god-level selection system! 909 solves your problems!]
[Given the current situation of the host is quite embarrassing! Provide you with three options!]
【There are three choices, please see the options...】
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Chapter completed!