During the military training days, everyone was exhausted by torture during the day. After disbanding, they returned to the dormitory. Almost everyone fell asleep after taking a shower.

Of course, there are also people who go to bed without washing - such as Xie Qibao.

There is a queue for bathing in the dormitory. Whoever grabs the bathroom first will take a bath first. If you can't wait, you can only go to the public bathroom at the end of the corridor to take a group bath.

Ling Ke and Qi Feng definitely won’t go to the group bath, so they always go back to the dormitory as soon as possible and finish the shower one after another.

But Xie Qibao was very slow to do things. He often waited for the first person to wash it before he came back slowly. When he saw that he was going to queue up, he was too lazy to wash it. He didn't change his clothes. He took off his shoes and pants and crawled into the bed tent that his mother hung for him, and went to bed in seconds.

If Xie Qibao lives alone, then no one will care if he doesn't take a shower for a year.

But the dormitory is a public space. Four older boys sweated for a day and couldn’t smell the smell of taking off their clothes. If they don’t take a shower, the air conditioner will be turned on when the window is turned off and the air conditioner is turned on. It would be so sour!

So, when Xie Qibao planned to go to bed without taking a shower on the third day, Gao Junfei could no longer bear it!

As a representative of the boys' class committee member of the Department of Journalism (1), Gao Junfei also serves as the head of the dormitory 412. He has the responsibility to maintain the environmental sanitation in the dormitory and also needs to maintain his sleep quality. If Xie Qibao doesn't take a bath, he will be smoky to death when he sleeps in bed!!!

So, when Xie Qibao came back that day, he was about to climb into the bed with his head hanging down, but Gao Junfei grabbed a chicken and dragged it into the bathroom, stripped his clothes, and roared: "Wash!"

In the next fifteen minutes, Ling Ke and Qi Feng, who were already lying on the upper bunk, heard a scream higher than a wave from the bathroom, and Gao Junfei's unmoved roar and scolding: "I am a northerner who takes a bath every day! You and a southerner who are so embarrassed to not wash! Do you know what your smell is now! The vegetables in the pickled vegetables are more fragrant than you! Are you going to smell so bad that I can inherit my property? Ah?..."

Xie Qibao initially cursed a few words because of shock, but neither the language nor the voice was as powerful as Gao Junfei.

Ling Ke heard Xie Qibao shouting in the middle, "You care so much about me", and then Gao Junfei said even more rudely, "You have the ability to call your mother to complain." He went back.

Then, Xie Qibao cried, crying and cursing. The Mandarin was mixed with hometown dialect that no one could understand, which was both sad and unconvinced.

"Cry! Are you still a man?" Gao Junfei roared, then heard a heavy slap of "pop", with the unique echo in the bathroom, which shocked Qi Feng and Ling Ke was shocked at the same time.

...Slap? It doesn't look like it, the sound is a bit crisp.

A second later, Xie Qibao wailed in an incredible voice and told them what the "po" was: "You actually slapped me! I - mom - never slapped me ass! Ah! Gao Junfei, you beast! Ah...! Woo..." Then he continued to cry in a voice that seemed to be about to pass by.

Ling Ke & Qi Feng: "..."

Gao Junfei was amused by his accusation of singing three sighs, and his whole expression of pretending to be fierce was completely broken. While continuing to spray him with water, he said, "If your mother hadn't told me to take care of you, you would think I would be willing to care about you, a chubby chicken."

Speaking of the last two words, Gao Junfei's tone was already helpless.

"You're the fucking fry!" Xie Qibao retorted, but his crying was a little lower.

"I'm a chubby chicken? Haha, you're getting thicker than our arms, and you're covered in oily skin and no muscles. Who is the chubby chicken? Ah, and the bottom is so small..."

"Your mother--ah!!!" Xie Qibao was almost screaming. It seemed that no matter who was said to be in trouble, he would be furious.

Gao Junfei laughed crazy and said, "haha".

The two of them cursed, mixed with Xie Qibao's sobs from time to time, and then they chatted in the bathroom one by one.

Xie Qibao: "You are crazy, who wants you to take what my mother said seriously!"

Gao Junfei joked: "Your mother holds my hand and looks like she wants to entrust you to life. Can I live without taking it seriously?

Xie Qibao choked and said, "Then she asked you to take care of me, not to ask you to care about me!"

Gao Junfei: "Is there a difference?"

Xie Qibao: "You are so annoying. I will give you all the ten bags of mung bean cakes left by me. Can you stop worrying about me in the future?"

Gao Junfei: "It's useless to give me ten boxes of mung bean cakes. There's no need to talk about not taking a bath!"

Xie Qibao: "..."

After the two came out of the bathroom, Qi Feng, who was lying on the bed, turned his head to Gao Junfei and said, "Hey, don't bully them all the time. If he doesn't want to take a shower, just let him go."

On the surface, these words seemed to be helping Xie Qibao stand up, but Qi Feng's tone was a gentle smile, and anyone could hear it was just a symbolic comfort and smoothing out.

Besides, when the matter was over, he spoke out, which was suspected of watching the show.

Only Xie Qibao, the fool, didn't hear it, and he thought Qi Feng was caring for him. After experiencing Gao Junfei's violent discipline, the other party's words made him feel like spring breeze, and he was moved and cried: "Brother Qi..."

Gao Junfei was angry when he heard his crying voice: "It's useless to call you a starling. If you don't take a shower, you will throw you out from the fourth floor or not!"

Xie Qibao: "..."

Qi Feng laughed: "Okay, okay, stop making trouble, just sleep, and we will continue military training tomorrow."

Ling Ke listened nervously for a long time, feeling the atmosphere in the dormitory gradually calming from tension to tension. While breathing a sigh of relief, he was also a little ashamed of himself.

Alas... This is the correct way to get along with straight men!

Recalling the crisp "pop", Ling Ke's face felt hot and he felt that at this level, he might never be able to do it in his life.

After all, you can control everything by tone and expression, but a certain part of the body cannot be controlled by him as long as he wants.

...What a pity.

***

After the boring standing and squatting training in the early stages of military training, the dagger exercises in the next few days of military fist and dagger exercises seemed a little more interesting. The instructor slowly took off his strict mask and got along with everyone.

On the penultimate day, each class selected military training model, including Qi Feng and Gao Junfei, and Ling Ke was still a little short of height and was not selected.

A total of 100 model soldiers were selected in all departments of the school, including fifty men and women, and two elite ranks, preparing for the final performance.

On that day, many seniors came to watch, especially when watching the elites line up in the square formation and military gymnastics, because everyone who has experienced it knew that almost half of the selected model soldiers were handsome men and beautiful women.

When it was the elite's turn to line up, there was a stir outside the playground fence, and screams could be heard everywhere.

The fourteen-day military training ended in a blink of an eye, and the new school grass of F University was also selected in the past half month of gossip.

On the night the military training of freshmen ended, the "Flowers and Plants" section announced the results of netizens' selection-

[201X University Grace of F University]: Class 1X01, Department of Journalism, School of Journalism, Qi Feng.

In addition to the photo of Qi Feng and Ling Ke being secretly taken in Yuanyang Lake, there are many others who have been secretly taken in the past few days, including Qi Feng walking around the campus, eating in the cafeteria, and wearing camouflage uniforms in military training...

No one has any objection to this school grass selection.

Because Qi Feng's appearance is so good, the reply below the selection post is almost all "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Of course, in addition to the school grass, netizens also selected grasses of each department. After all, each grass is in his eyes and only one is chosen. Other handsome people and their fans will be somewhat dissatisfied.

When everyone saw this article [News Department Grass: Ling Ke] on the list of grass, they also developed a sense of veritable sense of relief and pride.

This time, the Department of Journalism, which was released in two grass, and the 412 dormitory building of 18 boys, became famous.

Especially the latter, it is the first time in the history of the school grass and the department grass in the same class and dormitory at FU.

The girls discussed this legendary dormitory in the forum and envied the roommates who could be in the dormitory with Qi Feng and Ling Ke.

At this moment, a new post appeared in the "Flea Market" section of the school forum - "[Qibao Hot Sale - Let You Get Into the Original School Grass & Department Grass] I know the members of the 412 dormitory. I can provide sales of school grass, two mats of department grass, two sets of military training uniforms, five coffee paper cups, and sixty-eight empty mineral water bottles for school grass... Price private chat, first come, first served, until sold out! In addition, you can also provide photos of school grass and photos of department grass. If you have any other needs, please contact me! Taobao address: xxxxxx... Contact QQ: xxxxxx..."

This post instantly triggered a craze of response.

At first, there were comments like "666" and "building main fire". Later, some people began to question the poster's behavior, and even suspected that the school grass and department grass opened small accounts to sell things themselves, and carried out various moral criticisms.

It was not until someone clicked the Taobao link and found that the address was not real, searched for QQ, and found that there was no such person, and then he said below: "This is a prank post! The address cannot be opened at all, and Q cannot be added!"

Then someone checked the ID information of the poster and found that the ID, called "Tian Gao Hai Kuai 927", was not a newcomer. The other party's posting record in the campus forum has been for five years, and he was also active in the academic section of the Department of Economics and Management.

The keyboard warriors then gave up, and everyone realized that it turned out that some senior or senior sister was playing a prank.

After several rounds of condemnation and gossip, this post was directly sent to the popular day!

At that time, Ling Ke and Qi Feng didn't know that they were popular online again.

On a rare weekend, the two of them slept in a nap and went out to have lunch. After they came back, Qi Feng drank a lot of water, climbed back to the upper bunk, lay down on the air conditioner and played with his cell phone. That was very satisfying.

Ling Keze was packing his things leisurely, and the two of them were chatting from time to time.

After the fourteenth day of military training, everyone was tanned, but Qi Feng was not only tanned, but also shedded her skin. Just now, Ling Ke felt a little creepy when he looked at his arms and shoulders. Now he asked him if it was important and whether he needed to go to the hospital for a look.

Qi Feng: "It's okay. I have shedded before. Just grow new ones after shedding."

Ling Ke: "Did you become whiter after shedding your skin?"

Qi Feng: "How do you know?"

Ling Ke was speechless. He actually made a joke. It turned out to be true and convinced.

After a pause, he joked again: "Sometimes I think you are very spoiled, and sometimes I think you are very strong."

Qi Feng poked his head out of the bed, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why do you and Gao Junfei say I'm so cute? Where am I so cute?"

Gao Junfei was facing the computer, not knowing what to look at, shrugging his shoulders and smiling. When he heard this, he quickly stated: "No, no, no, no, no, I don't count me anymore. I think you are manly enough now."

Ling Kexin said, "Isn't this a delicate skin and tender flesh?"

But he hid it in his heart and didn't say it out.

Qi Feng smiled, retracted his head and said, "Actually, the military training in our school is quite easy. When I went to the United States with my brother to attend a military camp, I was so distressed that I was abused like a fool."

Gao Junfei asked: "Do you still have an older brother?"

Ling Ke was also a little curious. He had heard someone say about Qi Feng’s brother before, but he didn’t hear Qi Feng mention it himself once, so he immediately asked, “Dear brother?”

【Small episode】

University of F: Qi Feng

News Department: Ling Ke

Law Department: Liang Ruixi

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Accounting Department Flower: Gu Yao (← or not surprised? Haha, just like soy sauce, no scenes.)

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Chapter completed!